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Funny story: 5 held over school blazer

5 held over school blazer

5 boys have been arrested on suspicion of wilful damage after a school blazer was found ripped to shreds. However, they have been hailed as heroes by their class mates. Most of the pupils at St. Hogwort's Fashion College in Gateshead really hate t...

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Funny story: A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - Friday nights in the Lone Star state mean one thing - high school football. And fans at Corpus Christi's Jean Lafitte Football Stadium certainly witnessed one heck of a future NFL star in the making. The Pirates of Jean Laf...

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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story: Local 4th Grader Circulates Petition to Decriminalize Peanut Butter Possession

Local 4th Grader Circulates Petition to Decriminalize Peanut Butter Possession

Thomas Bonnie, a 4th grade student at Westside Elementary School in Decatur, IL, has started a petition to decriminalize possession of peanut butter and related products. Bonnie, who has been caught twice already this school year with peanut pro...

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Funny story: Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - In a case that has 'unbelievable' written all over it, a second grade teacher in St. Paul, Minnesota has been fired for what the elementary school principle described as drawing x-rated stick people. Mrs. Lola Belle Prinski,...

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Funny story: Awareness Of Save Darfur Groups at All Time High

Awareness Of Save Darfur Groups at All Time High

BOSTON - Save Darfur student groups at universities across Suffolk County proudly report that they believe awareness of their message is at an all time high. By distributing thousands of bumper stickers to friends and family, wearing customized sili...

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Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...

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Funny story: A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The Johnny Appleseed Fighting Applepickers defeated their crosstown district rivals The Mary Todd Lincoln High School Vultures by a score of 203-47. The halftime score in Cheyenne's Buffalo Stampede Arena was Appleseed 181 - Li...

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Funny story: Arkansas becomes next battleground in Arms Debate

Arkansas becomes next battleground in Arms Debate

JONESBORO, AR- Members of Parent-Teacher Organizations in 20 school districts filed lawsuits in county courts throughout the state of Arkansas today, challenging school dress codes. The lawsuits specifically target provisions against sleeveless shirt...

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Funny story: Drones Set To Fly Over All US Public Schools

Drones Set To Fly Over All US Public Schools

The White House has announced plans that will see Drones circling the skies above American schools in an attempt to deter not only crazed psychotic gunmen and kidnappers from harming children but to also prevent truancy. A Justice Department offi...

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Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...

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Funny story: Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...

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Funny story: High school student manufactures gold from lead

High school student manufactures gold from lead

Golden, CO - From a town named Golden comes a discovery that is about to make the precious metal as cheap as lead. Apple Creek High School student Lanny Auris has developed a cheap process to make gold from lead, in his basement using only common ho...

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Funny story: Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Constitutional scholar Sarah Palin railed against the American electorate Tuesday night saying "I can't believe people would ignore the US Constitution and elect a man who refuses to balance the budget." Palin was acting as a...

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Funny story: Chuck Norris Shows In School Horror

Chuck Norris Shows In School Horror

A head teacher has resigned from his job at a Primary School after showing the children (some as young as seven) a YouTube clip. The clip, called "Five Rules In Every Chuck Norris Movie", shows Chuck throwing people through windows and headbutting st...

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Funny story: Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...

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Funny story: Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Saddleworth council are keen to keep local pastimes alive for future generations, and it is with much controversy that they are hoping to make Morris dancing compulsory on the local school curriculum. Head of local culture Councillor Winnie Buttre...

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