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Funny story: Some Hard-Hitting Election Comments From Noted Politicians

Some Hard-Hitting Election Comments From Noted Politicians

Here are some statements, comments, quotes, observations, and remarks that some noted politicians and non-politicians have recently stated regarding the recent presidential election. • Mitt Romney - "Well it sure looks like I wasted millions and millions of my own damn money for nothing, absolutely nothing." • Newt Gingrich - "My goodness, the Democrats came out of the friggin woodwork and R...

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Funny story: Bad News For The Tea Bag Party

Bad News For The Tea Bag Party

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - A spokesperson for The Tea Bag Party who spoke on grounds of anonymity stated that their is some big time trouble brewing within the Tea Bag Party (no pun intended). The unnamed source informed GOPicky Magazine that since the...

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Funny story: Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Constitutional scholar Sarah Palin railed against the American electorate Tuesday night saying "I can't believe people would ignore the US Constitution and elect a man who refuses to balance the budget." Palin was acting as a...

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Funny story: Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

OCALA, Florida (ABSNN) - The National Chapter of Zombies USA, or ZUSA, overwhelmingly endorsed Mitt Romney for President today. According to ZUSA officials "our membership voted 6710 to 47 in favor endorsing Mitt Romney over Barack Obama in the upco...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Mitt Romney was in Pawtucket at a meeting of The Smallest State in The Union Chapter of Undecided Voters. He was greeted by two blue-haired elderly women, one dishwater blonde elderly woman, and a woman who was clearly we...

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Funny story: Comstockery: Yesterday and Today

Comstockery: Yesterday and Today

Did you know that in World War I, the United States was the only country that did not distribute condoms to its soldiers? As a result, rates of sexually transmitted diseases were higher among American troops, as was the incidence of them being fathers of (often unwanted) babies. Our allies thought we were silly and prudish, calling such policies "Comstockery." The term was later used to more gener...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

CINCINNATI - Mitt Romney was in the city that is the home to the Cincinnati Reds and the Cincinnati Bengals. The GOP presidential candidate was speaking before a crowd of undecided voters in the parking lot of an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.

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Funny story: Palin looks to Raisins for Inspiration

Palin looks to Raisins for Inspiration

Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of making a racist comment when she accused President Obama of 'shuck and jive shtick'. In a statement Palin said "I just said what his voters might say. I used to watch them Californ...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed

WASILLA, Alaska - According to Bristol Palin's younger sister Willow, Bristol known as The Baby Moose, is devastated at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Willow said that Bristy had told her that she was going to win the prestigi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

WASILLA, Alaska - News reports coming out of the Iceberg State, report that Todd Palin has confided in his salmon fishing guide that he is very worried about his wife Sarah. Mr. Palin told Miss Nanicka Zapalicka that just in the past month the old...

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Funny story: Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented. She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall. Palin, who takes pride in being referred t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Sarah Palin watched in subdued horror as Tom Bergeron announced that the star going home on week four of Dancing With The Stars was Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. Instantly "Snowflake" as Sarah is known, put her hand to her mouth, closed...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman, AKA The Grouchy Grouch, was overheard saying backstage, after the results show, that it was about damn bloody, bloomin, time that Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin's daughter Bristol got voted off the...

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Funny story: The most horrible sound in the world.

The most horrible sound in the world.

British scientists have spent three years determining the most horrible sound in the world. The surprising result is that it is a sound which is heard more and more over recent years. The sound of politicians voices. "It was a surprising result.

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Funny story: VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Sends Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves Home

Dancing With The Stars Sends Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves Home

HOLLYWOOD - The top brass at Dancing With The Stars are starting to get a bit concerned. It seems that just like the last time that Bristol Palin was a contestant she has consistently received the lowest scores from the judges but she is still man...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin The Ditsy Diva Disses Dance Partner Mark Ballas

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin The Ditsy Diva Disses Dance Partner Mark Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - For the second week in a row the Dancing With The Stars judges have given Bristol "The Pistol" Palin the lowest score out of all the celebrity dancers. Palin and her partner Mark "Tattoo Boy" Ballas danced a paso doble to the song "You...

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