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Funny story: SuBo fanatics sue Santa Claus!

SuBo fanatics sue Santa Claus!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are suing Santa Claus for wearing red. "Only we are allowed to wear anything red. This Claus man has no right to wear red without our express written permission. People...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Releases Naughty/Nice List

WikiLeaks Releases Naughty/Nice List

LAPLAND & NEW YORK - WikiLeaks, the whistle-blowing website, has leaked names to the naughty/nice list for Santa Claus. The list, which has been one of the planet's most well-kept secret by a private organisation, was leaked yesterday evening,...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

North Pole - Santa will be short-handed going into the last phases of toy build-out this year. It seems that a hunting party of Inuits shot four of Santa's elves, mistakenly identifying the elves as seals. Nanook, the head of the hunting party,...

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Funny story: Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Fighting charges leveled against them nearly a year ago, some of Santa's key reindeer remain under barn arrest as we approach the 2010 Christmas flight schedule. Forced into driver's safety, social and substance rehabilitation programs after numer...

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Funny story: Wikileaks: Existence of Santa Claus questioned by world governments

Wikileaks: Existence of Santa Claus questioned by world governments

The Wikileaks stream of governmental consciousness has revealed another shocking element to the murky world of international diplomacy. In emails that were released yesterday world leaders were confessing that many of them were sceptical about the ex...

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Funny story: Santa Got Shot Down by Sarah Palin

Santa Got Shot Down by Sarah Palin

Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree She said we don't need no socialistic Brainwash in the land of the free She'd been drinkin' lots of strong tea Sarah wandered out the door Grabbed her rifle from the pickup And she swaggered on to settle up a score We found Santa in the mornin' Face-down in the Alaska snow Sarah said to us, "Gosh, darn it Ya know that...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Offered Asylum by Powerful Northern Ally

Julian Assange Offered Asylum by Powerful Northern Ally

Julian Assange is believed to have won the protection of a powerful Far Northern Ally. It is believed he has been offered asylum by the most powerful Nomadic Tribal leader within the Arctic Circle. The leader, who has several tribal names but is...

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Funny story: Newby, Isle of Wight, plans biggest and best Santa Parade in the history of the town. It WILL include a Susan Boyle float.

Newby, Isle of Wight, plans biggest and best Santa Parade in the history of the town. It WILL include a Susan Boyle float.

Newby residents are filled with excitement about the annual Santa Claus Parade, which is to take place on December 15th. The organizers of the parade say that it will, indeed, be the BEST Santa Claus Parade in the history of the village. They d...

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Funny story: Santa Website causes children distress

Santa Website causes children distress

A website set up to help parents with Christmas shopping has left thousands of small children distraught. Santa-List.uk.web is a price comparison site with a difference. Parents set it up providing a few details, such as email address, a maximu...

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Funny story: Santa Claus and FAA Butt Heads Over Holiday Flight

Santa Claus and FAA Butt Heads Over Holiday Flight

It appears the FAA and Santa Claus are at odds with each other. While filing his flight plan for Christmas eve the FAA had new rules, regulations and stipulations that have to be met before domestic travel. First, Santa must comply with a full bo...

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Funny story: Dutch Saint Nicholas admits he loves having kiddies sitting on his lap, so what!

Dutch Saint Nicholas admits he loves having kiddies sitting on his lap, so what!

In Holland (flat, small insignificant country squeezed somewhere between Germany and the North Sea) they celebrate the coming of Saint Nicholas with his "Zwarte Piets" (Black Peters, non-racist) on the 5th/6th of December. Now this years celebrati...

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Funny story: What No Santa? SPL bosses in dismay

What No Santa? SPL bosses in dismay

Referee Dougie McDonald is in hot water with Mums and Dads throughout Scotland after revealing in a radio interview that Santa Claus doesn't exist. In the wake of the controversy we decided to ask top Scottish managers their opinions on what Dougi...

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Funny story: Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the workers less than they deserved for their work.

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Funny story: Santa enters Real Estate Market

Santa enters Real Estate Market

With house prices remaining frozen for this financial year; as well as a fixed rate on mortgages, it's no wonder that one of the most iconic figures in the world is moving house. Tired of the boring social life available in the North Pole (and ami...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real

Stephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real

The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist. In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states "the...

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Funny story: Serious Santa - Rudolf Rift

Serious Santa - Rudolf Rift

Christmas 2010 is in jeopardy after a serious falling out between Santa Claus and Rudolph was leaked to the press. It is speculated by our source from within Lapland that Rudolph referred to his boss as, "Fat, lazy and over-rated." Santa Clau...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo denies reports that he is a father

Cristiano Ronaldo denies reports that he is a father

In shocking news earlier today, Cristiano Ronaldo seemed to announce on his unofficial web-site that he had become a father. The "news", repeated on the 25 year old, Real Madrid star's Facebook and Twitter pages, said simply 'It is with great joy...

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