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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Divorce

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Divorce

Mere moments after saying, "I do!", Russell Brand and Katy Perry and Russell Brand have jointly announced their divorce. "Russell Brand and Katy Perry are overjoyed to confirm that their marriage was terminated via divorce on Saturday, October 23.

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Funny story: Russel Brand and Katy Perry Invite Tareq and Michaele Salahi (The White House Party Crashers) To Their Wedding In India

Russel Brand and Katy Perry Invite Tareq and Michaele Salahi (The White House Party Crashers) To Their Wedding In India

JAIPUR, India - Russell Brand and Katy Perry have announced that they have indeed invited the so called White House Party Crashers Tareq and his wife Michaele Salahi to their exquisite wedding. Brand stated that the soon-to-be-married couple decid...

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Funny story: Russell Brand, 39, and Katy Perry, 36DD, Marry in India

Russell Brand, 39, and Katy Perry, 36DD, Marry in India

Russell Brand, voted 2010's Most Unfunny Brit In America by Python Sucks magazine, has married fellow untalented pop-curiosity-of-the-moment Katy Perry in a ridiculously long Indian-style wedding in Greece this evening. Brand, driven out of Englan...

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Funny story: Katy Perry gets cold feet

Katy Perry gets cold feet

Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet. An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting m...

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Funny story: Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

President Barrack Obama has given official sanctioning to the public burning of Russell Brand's autobiography "My Booky Wook". Obama agreed to the request of Pastor Terry Jones, who was recently stifled in his attempt to burn the Koran. Since then...

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Funny story: Pap' chap sues Perry, sneaky flash snap of Vajazzled "Brand-trap" scraps pap's cam.

Pap' chap sues Perry, sneaky flash snap of Vajazzled "Brand-trap" scraps pap's cam.

Oh Lordy the troubles I've seen, not me, but them, the hard rocking pair, Brand and Perry have been in the wars of late and now the paparazzo that allegedly attempted to take a saucy snap up Katy Perry's petticoat is suing the "I kissed a girl" star...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Admits That He's Not Up To Speed On Vajazzling

Russell Brand Admits That He's Not Up To Speed On Vajazzling

Just in. Is it? Oh, so it is. Sorry. - Long haired comedy lothario Russell Brand has admitted that he's not quite up to speed on the latest craze imported from America's left coast - vajazzling. Vajazzling - whereby a lady has her rose garden prun...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Copped Off With Kate Moss According To 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' - Nothing New There Then

Russell Brand Copped Off With Kate Moss According To 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' - Nothing New There Then

It has just come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that according to his latest publication, 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' long haired lothario Russell Brand copped off with Kate Moss. Nothing new there then. Russell is re...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

LOS ANGELES - British celebrity Russell Brand and his girlfriend Katy Perry were making their way through LAX Airport when Brand was stopped by airport security. The officer, identified as Darby P. Nixhauser, III, told Brand that according to his...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Sets Her Sights On Russell Brand

Miley Cyrus Sets Her Sights On Russell Brand

And if she isn't, she should be. So says eccentric English film producer/director Buffty Ginslinger, speaking from a seedy central London pub as he swilled large G&T's and sucked on a Benson in open defiance of the smoking ban. Ginslinger r...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop His Cussing Or Else She'll Break Off Their Engagement

Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop His Cussing Or Else She'll Break Off Their Engagement

SOHO, England - The girl who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl" has reportedly told her fiance Russell "The Vulgarian" Brand that he had better stop his 24/7 cussing or else she will call off their marriage. Perry said that she grew up in a very...

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Funny story: Russell Brand taken up the rear by Big Dick - Katy Perry Livid

Russell Brand taken up the rear by Big Dick - Katy Perry Livid

Katy Perry is livid at the news that her new husband, and wild man of comedy, Russell Brand has been shunted up the rear by a lorry driver in Los Angeles. Brand was driving Perry's £165,000 Lamborghini Moustache along the Freeway in Los Angeles wh...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Records "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight" and It Soars To #1

Katy Perry Records "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight" and It Soars To #1

LONDON - Katy Perry, who recently recorded the song "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight" has just been informed by BMI that the song has reached the number one position on the music charts. The young songstress laughed and said that when she first he...

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Funny story: Russel Brand Sleeps With Russian Super-Spy, Anna Chapman - What Will Katy Perry Say?

Russel Brand Sleeps With Russian Super-Spy, Anna Chapman - What Will Katy Perry Say?

Well, well, well, Katy Perry will not be pleased. Russel Brand, famed for his sexual activities, has been caught up in allegations (which I've totally fabricated of course) of being seen taking an afternoon nap with Anna Chapman, the Russian recently...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Buys Katy Perry A Solid Gold Diamond Encrusted Vuvuzela

Russell Brand Buys Katy Perry A Solid Gold Diamond Encrusted Vuvuzela

Brit comedian Russell Brand, who shot to infamy after laughing about porking the granddaughter of Manuel out of Fawlty Towers on a radio show with Jonathon Ross* today proved to fiancee Katy Perry that he really has turned over a new leaf. * He la...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: Amy Winehouse's Latest Tattoo and The Intimate Body Part It's Going On

Letters To The Editor: Amy Winehouse's Latest Tattoo and The Intimate Body Part It's Going On

Dear Editor: I just wanted ta let ya know dat I read The Spoof at me breakfast table ev'ry single mornin'. I really, really like it and I truly duzz enjoy seeing me name in da various articles I does. And just ta show ya me appreciation, on Thursday, I am 'avin' a tattoo wiff "The Spoof" tattooed on me left one. I will be sending ya a photo when I gets me the tattoo in place. Amy Winehouse Soh...

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Funny story: Mollie King of The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' Has Been Secretly Texting Russell Brand

Mollie King of The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' Has Been Secretly Texting Russell Brand

PIMLICO, England - Mollie King, singer with The Saturday's, has reportedly been secretly texting Russell Brand. The 22-year-old's house maid, identified as Virginia Powervox, stated that Mollie has been infatuated with Brand ever since she saw him...

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