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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Buys Rush Limbaugh's Penthouse Condo as Love Nest

Rupert Murdoch Buys Rush Limbaugh's Penthouse Condo as Love Nest

New York, NY - Rupert Murdoch has had his eye on Rush Limbaugh's penthouse condo in NY ever since he found out it had murals of naked ladies on the ceilings and fully-mirrored bathrooms, not to mention a disco ball that retracted from the ceiling eve...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says The Only Reason President Obama Is President and Oprah Winfrey Is Successful is Because They Are Both Black

Rush Limbaugh Says The Only Reason President Obama Is President and Oprah Winfrey Is Successful is Because They Are Both Black

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - GOP mouthpiece and political raconteur Rush Limbaugh was in town to address the yearly conference of The Wisconsin Gorgonzola Cheese Merchants. Afterwards, Limbaugh was asked why it is that President Obama and Oprah Winfrey...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Kills New Wife's Puppy!

Rush Limbaugh Kills New Wife's Puppy!

Rush Limbaugh's fourth marriage has gotten off to a rocky start after only a little over a week. Apparently he has killed his new wife's puppy that his brother, David, had given her for the occasion of their marriage. "Stupid David had to give her...

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Funny story: Limbaugh, Elton John Dance to "Rocket Man" at Reception

Limbaugh, Elton John Dance to "Rocket Man" at Reception

Married for the fourth time, Rush Limbaugh decided to go all out this time around. He even hired Elton John to sing for him, and apparently the two supposedly diametrically opposed men discovered that they had a little more in common than either one...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Pleads "I Just Want to be Normal"

Rush Limbaugh Pleads "I Just Want to be Normal"

Rush Limbaugh is getting married for the fourth time this weekend and he wants privacy. So much so that he wrote the following to Page2Live in Palm Beach: "We try to live our lives as normal people. We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention." Try to read that paragraph without laughing out...

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Funny story: GOP Political Mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh Is Getting Married...(To A Woman!)

GOP Political Mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh Is Getting Married...(To A Woman!)

CARIBOU, Maine - Long time radio and TV political commentator, raconteur, ranter, and raver Rush Limbaugh was in Caribou speaking to a gathering of the town's Republicans For A Richer America. He told the crowd of 17 that he has decided to get hitche...

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Funny story: President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor that is running rampant across the entire nat...

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Funny story: Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

New York, NY - By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes. He said he would move and he's keeping his promise so far. Many wish he would h...

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Funny story: President Obama Declares War on Rush Limbaugh and Others

President Obama Declares War on Rush Limbaugh and Others

Washingtorn, DC - In a bold move against what he perceives as the weakening of America due to the antics of a few "bad apples hell bent on profiting by keeping America divided," President Obama has decided to flex his executive powers to issue an ord...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Announces the President is Dead

Rush Limbaugh Announces the President is Dead

New York, NY - Just one day after a BBC radio DJ announced that Queen Elizabeth II was dead, Rush Limbaugh made the same announcement, only the object of his practical joke was none other than the President of the United States, or so everyone th...

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Funny story: Texas Consults with Rush Limbaugh on Textbook Changes

Texas Consults with Rush Limbaugh on Textbook Changes

The Texas Board of Education, whose majority members are of the more conservative Republican persuasion, has voted to make substantial changes to the Social Studies curriculum in their schools and to re-write the textbooks that accompany that curricu...

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Funny story: Feud Between Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Intensifies

Feud Between Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Intensifies

The feud that has been brewing between "America's Truth Detector," Rush Limbaugh and America's most vigilant "Rodeo Clown," Glenn Beck, ramped up a notch this week after news got out that Beck, with no more than a high school education was given an h...

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Funny story: Limo Driver Forces Rush Limbaugh to Get Out and Walk

Limo Driver Forces Rush Limbaugh to Get Out and Walk

New York, NY - When Rush Limbaugh's regular chauffeur suddenly became ill and unable to drive him to the station on time last week, his assistant called a local limo service to fill in. What happened next is becoming one of the most talked-about t...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He'd Rather Play With Himself Than Play With President Obama

Rush Limbaugh Says He'd Rather Play With Himself Than Play With President Obama

NEW YORK CITY - GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh has admitted on his radio show that he would much rather play with himself than to play with President Barack Obama. When asked why, the rotund Rush "Mushmouth" Limbaugh said that he is not a racist but...

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Funny story: BP to Plug Leaking Deepwater Well with Rush Limbaugh's Likeness

BP to Plug Leaking Deepwater Well with Rush Limbaugh's Likeness

As BP continued its efforts to stem the flow of sea water into the Gulf of Oil at its Blackwater Horizon drilling site, the company announced Monday it will implement a plan in the next two weeks to permanently plug the deep water gusher. This so...

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Funny story: Junior Campers Claim Responsibility for Oil Spill; Limbaugh Says "I Told You So"

Junior Campers Claim Responsibility for Oil Spill; Limbaugh Says "I Told You So"

On his April 29 broadcast, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh hinted that environmentalists were behind the BP oil well explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. Many of Limbaugh's liberal foes have been mocking his comment, but today, four members of the...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Under Attack as Florida Moves to Protect Retarded Panthers

Rush Limbaugh Under Attack as Florida Moves to Protect Retarded Panthers

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - Last year, 17 Florida panthers were struck and killed on roadways in that state, a record high and a devastating blow to one of North America's most endangered mammals. Only about 100 or so panthers remain in Florida, so the sp...

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