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Funny story: Royal Shock!

Royal Shock!

A leading journalist was stunned to receive news and proof in the post that the Royal family have been covering up a sordid and scandalous secret. Jaspar Minute explains....."We have heard that the Royal Family have been having problems due to the r...

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Funny story: New protocols announced following Irish Royal visit

New protocols announced following Irish Royal visit

Following on from the Royal visit to Ireland, Buckingham Palace has announced a number of protocols in relation to future visits by H M The Queen. The chief lady in waiting, Lady Huriup-Imlate, said, that from now on, people who meet Her Majesty: 1. Must not touch Her Majesty, even for "some small change for a cup of tea" and should certainly never try to sell her a copy of 'The Big Issue'...

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Funny story: Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Following on from the visit of HM The Queen to Ireland, the men of Ireland are now demanding a second visit, this time by Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton. The AIAI (Association of Irish Arse Inspectors) are up in arms that their membership, re...

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Funny story: Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann. It wi...

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Funny story: Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...

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Funny story: HRH Phil The Greek Mourns Loss Of Navy Career

HRH Phil The Greek Mourns Loss Of Navy Career

On the eve of his 90th Birthday, HRH Prince Philip has spoken of his sadness at having to prematurely end his navy career. In 1947 he married the then Princess Elizabeth, not knowing that he would have to sacrifice his own career to focus on the supe...

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Funny story: William & Kate Honeymoon Secret Revealed

William & Kate Honeymoon Secret Revealed

The honeymoon destination of Prince William and Kate, Duchess of Cambridge has been leaked, much to the embarrassment of Buckingham Palace. While every official effort was made to keep their venue a secret, the public relations officer of an inter...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Blackpool's Row Between DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam

The Truth Behind Blackpool's Row Between DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam

Reporters tried to get an interview with Ian Holloway but he was tight-lipped at first and didn't really went to say too much when he was asked about the row between DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam. But when pressed by the press he admitted that it was...

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Funny story: Obama Commissions GM to Build 'Messiah Mobile' as He Plots 2012 'Run for Ressurection Campaign!"

Obama Commissions GM to Build 'Messiah Mobile' as He Plots 2012 'Run for Ressurection Campaign!"

President Barack Obama, supported by Wife Michelle, and inspired by the recent Royal Wedding and the awe in which some of the world's innocents hold the Pope, the one from BIG Italy, not LITTLE Italy in NYC, has directed his privately run auto fi...

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Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla to Emigrate

Charles and Camilla to Emigrate

The true purpose behind the recent visit to the United States by Prince Charles plus his meeting there with President Obama was revealed in a short statement issued by Clarence House yesterday. It states simply that Prince Charles and his second wife...

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Funny story: The Royal Family are moving to Washington DC

The Royal Family are moving to Washington DC

The British Royal family have decided that enough is enough, and they are to move to Washington DC in America. According to the Palace staff the Americans love the Royal family much more than the British. This was evident from the recent royal wed...

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Funny story: The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Emma Jo Friscatti, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine which is one of the most widely read men's magazines in the world, has proudly announced that she has signed England's Middleton sisters Kate and Pippa to appear in her magazine. Ms. Fris...

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Funny story: Royal Blood Isn't Blue, It's Green

Royal Blood Isn't Blue, It's Green

USofA - Even though the findings will come as no surprise to anyone, especially not to Americans, scientists have officially confirmed that so-called "blue blood" is green in color. "The green color comes from humongous amounts of ill-gotten mo...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Makes Impact on First Family; Michelle Orders Carriage!

Royal Wedding Makes Impact on First Family; Michelle Orders Carriage!

White house spokesman James Corny (sic) said Michelle Obama found the Royal Wedding so moving, so emotional, and so stirring, she has demanded the President order a carriage....and hats, lots of hats...and a uniform...with a sword! Speaking off...

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Funny story: On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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Funny story: More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

To celebrate the Royal Wedding of whatsisname to whodyamacallit at the church place in London, amongst many companies jumping on the bandwagon, er, producing fine items of memorabilia, the Pound-Doubler group of discount stores have announced a feast...

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