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Funny story: "Aliens stole my body" - Ron Paul

"Aliens stole my body" - Ron Paul

WASHINGTON. A man who claims to be Ron Paul has told police that Aliens stole his body twenty years ago and are intent on taking over the world.

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Funny story: Feuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!

Feuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!

Des Moines IA - Late Tueseday night turned out to be a wild won at the Des Moine Zoo and Botanical Gardens. What was to be a final debate amongst democratic candidates turned into a brawl that resulted in several injuries to candidates and primates a...

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Funny story: Murdock cancels 2008 Presidential Election - Appoints Paul President

Murdock cancels 2008 Presidential Election - Appoints Paul President

Key staff members of Fox Television Stations, Inc. were summoned to the company's money laundering headquarters in Australia this week to be briefed by the telecasting giant's CEO, Ruppert Murdock, on his decision to cancel the 2008 Presidential election and just appoint Ron Paul President.

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Funny story: Gotcha - Ron Paul says it's all a joke.

Gotcha - Ron Paul says it's all a joke.

"It started as a gag, but then people started sending me money. It wasn't supposed to go this far." said Mr. Paul, who then revealed that he is really an unemployed circus clown named Barney Klemperer.

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Funny story: Ron Paul War Strategy Unveiled

Ron Paul War Strategy Unveiled

Ron Paul, in a striking move to appease pro-war conservatives, today announced that he has changed his battle strategy in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan, among other places.

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Funny story: What, NO Ron Paul?

What, NO Ron Paul?

As a recent Spoofist I am fed up of all the rubbish thrown at us from 'Over the Pond'. Being a quiet backwater Nation, it is not fair to write stories on people we don't even know! Most of them are not even funny to read. Come on America - you can do better than that! I know you can. Putting various names to stories is a cheap point-c...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

The entertainment world was shocked to hear that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant and now it turns out that they are to be shocked once again with the startling revelation that her sister Britney secretly impregnated her

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Funny story: Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Ron Paul fundraiser Trevor Lyman is planning a new money bomb, but this time it's for Hillary Clinton - with a twist. In the past two months Lyman has raised over $10 million for Republican candidate Ron Paul, through two special events on Novemb...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Presidential hopeful and Texas Congressman Ron Paul has decided to drop out of the race for the Republican nomination. In a statement issued by the Ron Paul for President campaign, the doctor said that "I feel I have been able to deliver my mes...

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Funny story: Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has received a $1000 campaign contribution from a known albino sex addict and says he plans to return "every red-eyed cent." Charles Mugsby, owner of the lurid, adults-only site WhiteRide.com ex...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

A Tuna which is believed to be the last free fish of its kind in the world, has been captured in a net by local fisherpeople in the Philippines.

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Funny story: New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to def...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Makes Deal With Devil - Hope For America Yet!

Ron Paul Makes Deal With Devil - Hope For America Yet!

Lake Jackson, Texas Dec17th 2007: (Ass.Mess.) Dr Ron Paul, prospective president of America and running mate of Hilary Clitoris told In Seine News that he has some good news for America which will guarantee them to r...

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Funny story: Romney Beats Ron Paul Money Bomb

Romney Beats Ron Paul Money Bomb

Mitt Romney showed up the Ron Paul campaign today, with $10 million in donations. The rag tag Ron Paul team planned a "money bomb" which is expected to raise approximately $6 million in one day. Romney bested that by donating his own money.

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Funny story: Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Al Gore continued his crusade for environmental entrepreneurship today, announcing that he has invented a new method to use wind power for ships on the high seas. Amid growing controversy about the impact of shipping on global warming, Gore's pro...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

In what was predicted to be a historical day in politics, December 16, 2007, the so-called Ron Paul Tea Party Money Bomb has, well, bombed.

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