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Funny story: Reese Witherspoon Explains The Photo of Her Wearing A String Bikini While Sitting On Robert Pattinson's Lap

Reese Witherspoon Explains The Photo of Her Wearing A String Bikini While Sitting On Robert Pattinson's Lap

LOS ANGELES - Reese Witherspoon who single-handedly made the tern "Legally Blonde" infamous has recently completed filming on her latest movie Bottled Water For Elephants. Witherspoon co-stars with Robert Pattinson, who she found to be a sheer joy...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

As Robert Pattinson was talking with a group of Twilight fans at a staged event where the actors from the Twilight movies travel and promote the show, Taylor Lautner was beside him when he heard Pattinson joke about Lautner falling asleep once and be...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

If there's one lady in Hollywood who should not be depressed it's Kristen Stewart, right? She has several good movies behind her, more on the way, plenty of fans and the guy most teens would love to have by their side. However, yesterday Srewart...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Disappear

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Disappear

It has been exclusively revealed to us here at Tripe News International that Twilight toothsome twosome and bloodsucking bosom buddies and blood transfusing Transylvanian top totty superstars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have disappeared.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: I Want to Have Rob's Baby in Real Life

Kristen Stewart: I Want to Have Rob's Baby in Real Life

Although they have become parents in the Twilight Movie episodes, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters this morning that she was anxious for she and Rob Pattinson to have a child of our own. "We really haven't talked it over enough but if it wer...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson in Twilight Tripe

Robert Pattinson in Twilight Tripe

Sexy vampire stud Robert Pattinson has got himself involved in a load of twilight tripe, it has been revealed to Tripe News International. Here at Tripe News International we are always first with the tripe news that the other agencies fail to rep...

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Funny story: Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Water for Elephants and Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, was today admitted to hospital with debilitating stomach cramps and vomiting attacks earlier today. Pattinson was said to have started feeling ill, shortly after eating alleged girlfriend,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Learns Something New Every Day

Robert Pattinson Learns Something New Every Day

EPISODE 47: ROBERT LEARNS ABOUT LIQUORICE In the licorice fields at Pontefract My love and I did meet And many a burdened licorice bush Was blooming round our feet; Red hair she had and golden skin, Her sulky lips were shaped for sin, Her sturdy legs were flannel-slack'd The strongest legs in Pontefract. from The Licorice Fields At Pontefract by Sir John Betjeman with Guest Pre...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that Robert Pattinson's recent relationship with Mexico's Azteca TV sports reporter Ines Sainz has certainly not gone into overtime. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that Pattinson had a hard time dealing with the fact that e...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Twilight toothsome twosome Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had to throw a couple of fans out of their bedroom at the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom of the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom. The hotel - The Ersatz Vampyre - is situated in Ajaccio, Corsica, where the preternatural pair have been filming the bedroom scenes for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

In the forthcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movie Kristen Stewart's character Bella will be transformed from vapid vamp-lover to bona-fide bloodsucking beauty. In short, Bella becomes a real born-again vampyre, writes Teen Vampyre Sex Fantasy Correspondent, Camilla Le Fanu. And her co-star in the billion-dollar bounteous bloodlust bonanza, the world's hottest hunk of hot hunky horror hunk h...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

BUENA PARK, California - A local Left Coast newspaper is reporting that Robert Pattinson star of the Twilight vampire series movies and Ines Sainz star sports reporter for Mexico's Azteca TV were recently spotted at the famed Knotts Berry Farm Amusem...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Things are getting fangtastically frightening in the Twilight world, writes Netta Morphosis, Celebrity Flux Correspondent. Yes, the Twi-niverse is witnessing some cosmic creepiness going on right now, what with Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, b...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

What would upset Robert Pattinson so much that he would not talk to anyone even over the telephone last week? Apparently it was the same news that is not very popular with Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart either. Their movie "Twilight: Eclipse...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Needs the Brass to Keep Me!

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Needs the Brass to Keep Me!

Friends of Twilight star Kristen Stewart say that she has been more than a little miffed by the way she has been treated by her long-time boyfriend, Robert Pattinson. "She told us that she feels like he takes it for granted that she will always be...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Claims Five-Vehicle Wreck Wasn't His Fault

Robert Pattinson Claims Five-Vehicle Wreck Wasn't His Fault

Robert Pattinson's press agent told reporters this morning that the five-car wreck earlier in the week was not his fault. "I know you guys. You take a one-word statement of facts and build a story on it. Then it's all over the tabloids for two wee...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Lady Gaga has just announced that she will be appearing in the Salvo Classacotti film The Nude Singing Zombies of Pomona. The Cripple Creek Motion Picture film will also star two of the...

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