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Funny story: New Data Storage Technology Leads To Riot

New Data Storage Technology Leads To Riot

Researchers from several universities had today released the results of a three-year study into human forms of communication. In it, they claimed to have discovered a new means of both exchanging thoughts and ideas, but also storage of the same for l...

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Funny story: Naked riots break out in Queensland

Naked riots break out in Queensland

Queensland, the Australian Sunshine State, is known for warm weather, tropics, nudity, and now civil unrest. The Natural Nest Nudist Colony near Townsville is located on a secluded cove surrounded by palm trees, tropical flora, and strategically pl...

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Funny story: World's 'most average man' injured in minority rioting

World's 'most average man' injured in minority rioting

As riots broke out around the world between the above-average minorities and below-average minorities, the world's most average man thought he was safe. John Doe, 45, is biracial, stands 5 feet, six inches tall, is only slightly obese, uses non-pr...

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Funny story: Minorities riot over suggestion they are 'below average'

Minorities riot over suggestion they are 'below average'

Minorities around the world are rioting over the discovery by Devin Devlin that they are 'below average'. Devlin, a population statistician with the University of Mudbury, earlier revealed in The Spoof that his statistical methods show that all mi...

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Funny story: Climate Protesters Gassed - But More Action Planned

Climate Protesters Gassed - But More Action Planned

The Copenhagen Conference continues amidst controversy about so-called 'heavy-handed' policing. Hundreds of unwashed protesters were left crying like babies when bored policemen decided to gas them. Future plans of the police, however, appear to b...

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Funny story: Fatalities in protest over solar power

Fatalities in protest over solar power

COPENHAGEN - At the international Climate Summit in Copenhagen, advocates of global cooling clashed with advocates of solar power, resulting in at least 43 deaths and the hospitalization of 18 others. Outside the Climate Summit, members of the Coo...

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Funny story: Ascot Racecourse New rule causes riots

Ascot Racecourse New rule causes riots

There was a riot at Ascot racecourse yesterday under the most bizarre circumstances. New rules were brought in yesterday by the owners of Ascot racecourse that you could not use any of the toilets unless you were wearing a tie. A copy of the rule...

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Funny story: Riot Police To Wear Numbers

Riot Police To Wear Numbers

Following the fallout from the G20 riots police are to wear football style numbers on their backs at future riots. It is hoped that this will lead to the swift identification of any wrong doers. They will then be shown either the yellow or red cards...

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Funny story: G20 protesters fail to cause riot in London

G20 protesters fail to cause riot in London

Protesters have hit the streets in London as the G20 leaders gather to solve the world's problems. The protesters came from a number of different groups but all had the same hypocritical message. Protesters against the bank smashed the windows of...

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Funny story: Riot police use new weapon on G20 protestors

Riot police use new weapon on G20 protestors

UK riot police have today used a controversial new weapon on the G20 protestors. The 'Soap'n'water' cannon has been adapted from the commonly used water cannon, and is part of the police strategy to target individual groups with appropriate deter...

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Funny story: Gorgeous Models Riot In New York City

Gorgeous Models Riot In New York City

MANHATTAN - Hundreds of young women waiting in line to audition for the reality show "America's Next Top Model" suddenly turned into an uncontrolled mob, a good looking mob, but a mob nonetheless. Twenty-three year old, Tiffany Laganetti who lives...

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Funny story: Four Hurt as Railway Stunt Backfires

Four Hurt as Railway Stunt Backfires

Four people were hospitalised today, after a publicity stunt at Oxford Station went badly wrong. First Great Western Trains were scheduled to hold a 'Meet the Manager' session at the station - however due to a clerical error, the event was publici...

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Funny story: Socrates Rearrested and Hemlocked Again for Corrupting the Morals of Athenian Young Rioters

Socrates Rearrested and Hemlocked Again for Corrupting the Morals of Athenian Young Rioters

The young of Athens are at it again as they raise their voices in protest against the oppressive policies of their elders. When an innocent young Greek was killed by the police of this archipelago's right wing government, the youth of Athens have ris...

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Funny story: Daft Bastard Flies To Greece To Coordinate Riots

Daft Bastard Flies To Greece To Coordinate Riots

Daft bastard, the Right Reverend Theodore Puddlejumper flew out to Greece today with the intention of coordinating the riots there. The Eastern Mediterranean nation once the proud owner of the Elgin marbles, Empire cinema founder, and olympic host...

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Funny story: Meek believers take to the streets in Athens

Meek believers take to the streets in Athens

Members of the Society for Determined Meekness took to the streets of Athens Greece today to voice their strong opposition to the Vatican's recent declaration that the meek shall not necessarily inherit the earth. When confronted with significant...

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Funny story: Bald Rioters attack government office

Bald Rioters attack government office

BEIJING Stockholm - A large crowd of about 6 people attacked an office in west China, smashing cars and beating officials in a riot sparked by hair loss, the government said on Tuesday. A group of more than 7 people seeking redress for the loss of...

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Funny story: Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Starting Riot With Racist Joke

Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Starting Riot With Racist Joke

Rochelle, GA - This last Wednesday, a student at a local interracial high school decided to tell a joke, not just any joke, this joke's punchline was literary a punch towards the African American community. "I never meant to cause such a problem,...

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