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Funny story: Value Voters; Two For the Price of One

Value Voters; Two For the Price of One

As the Value Voters Convention packed up and left Washington DC today the Convention & Visitors Bureau was inundated with complaints from hotels and restaurants that the coventioneers had skipped out on their bills. Hotels and restaurants were...

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Funny story: New Japanese Restaurant Opens in Soho

New Japanese Restaurant Opens in Soho

Police were called to London's "Soho" this evening after reports of people screaming & jumping out of sliding doors. The Japanese Association of Tyrants, Torturers and Trouser Ticklers recently opened a restaurant just next to the Fire Station...

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Funny story: Cash for left-overs program starts Tuesday

Cash for left-overs program starts Tuesday

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama today announced a new program to follow on the heels of the cash for clunkers program. In a small press conference today, lightly attended, he gave the details and motivation. "The cash for clunkers program ends...

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Funny story: Burger Restaurant vs. The 6-Month-Old Shoeless Baby

Burger Restaurant vs. The 6-Month-Old Shoeless Baby

SUNSET HILLS, Missouri - Both combatants in The Battle of The Burger Wars between Burger King vs. McDonald's have called a temporary halt to their 'fast food fighting.' McDonald's has called a truce because their soldiers (employees) can not stop...

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Funny story: Woman With World's Most Edible Pussy Foils Attempted Cat Burglary

Woman With World's Most Edible Pussy Foils Attempted Cat Burglary

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A local seamstress arrived home from work early today, scaring away someone who was trying to break into her home. She says the would be intruder was after her precious pussy. Him Go Daon, 35, says that ever since she got Xiao...

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Funny story: Phone Company Invites you to Adeline's

Phone Company Invites you to Adeline's

In an embarrassing mix up for all concerned the nation's largest phone company invited it's customers to Adeline's instead of "add a line", going so far as to include a phone number and address for Adeline's Diner in Bismarck, South Dakota. More t...

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Funny story: Little Chef buy out The Fat Duck

Little Chef buy out The Fat Duck

Fine food outlet Little Chef has announced today they have bought the troubled eatery the Fat Duck in Bray. The publicly listed restaurant has seen its shares tumble due in large to the lack of fat cats dining at the Fat Duck because of the 'Credi...

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Funny story: Celeb Chef: Is This The End?

Celeb Chef: Is This The End?

Following another outbreak of food poisoning at his restaurant, TV celebrity chef Harry Bummitall is facing potential ruin. His restaurant 'The Fat F*ck' has had its reputation destroyed. Well, once its menu was published it was all over. Bummital...

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Funny story: Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

It has emerged that a routine health and safety check at Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant last month revealed a secret underground laboratory and gave rise to suspicions that the ginger chef, widely believed to be a genius, was planning to tak...

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Funny story: Britain's Starred "The Fat Duck" Closes After Food Poisoning Scare

Britain's Starred "The Fat Duck" Closes After Food Poisoning Scare

Britain's Daily Telegraph says celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal has temporarily shut down his Michelin-starred restaurant amid a food poisoning scare. The newspaper says Saturday that Blumenthal shut down The Fat Duck after dozens of guests report...

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Funny story: Celebrity Chef's Restaurant Closed In Poisoning Scare

Celebrity Chef's Restaurant Closed In Poisoning Scare

Chef Harry Bummitall has had to close one of his restaurants following several customer complaints. 'The Fat Fuck' in the picturesque Cotswold village of Boil-on the-Bum closed this morning. Several customers had been taken ill. They suffered vom...

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Funny story: Sign of the times

Sign of the times

In a press release Friday, Starbucks announced that it will begin selling instant coffee for one dollar per cup in an effort to become viable in these trying economic times. In a related story, chef Gordon Ramsey, of the FOX network's "Hell's Ki...

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Funny story: Diner Freaking Out Neighboring Tables

Diner Freaking Out Neighboring Tables

Firm Boy diner, Joseph "Joe Joe" Greenspan attracted attention at the Firm Boy Restaurant Sunday by suddenly addressing the food on his plate and causing several other diners to move over a table or two. Hudnal, upon noticing that one small hushpu...

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Funny story: Geithner forgets to tip waitress

Geithner forgets to tip waitress

Timothy R. Geithner, Obama's beleagured pick for Secretary of the Treasury, forgot to tip a waitress at a Hooters Restaurant on Thursday evening. "I was unclear as to whether I was suppposed to tip or not," Geithner explained. "I didn't know you...

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Funny story: Centenarian Lobster Freed by Popular Vote

Centenarian Lobster Freed by Popular Vote

Lawyers for a lobster who waded ashore to celebrate his 140th birthday on Canada's Newfoundland coastline have secured his release from the confines of a tank at a New York restaurant. Lonnie the giant lobster, weighing 9kg (20lb), was caught by...

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Funny story: Waitress Afraid To Annouce To Hispanic Couple That It's Taco Night!

Waitress Afraid To Annouce To Hispanic Couple That It's Taco Night!

Lunchport, Tennessee - Beatrice Feeblestone, a fulltime waitress with nearly five year's of experience at most of this small town's area diners, loves working at her current establishment because of the great variety of food they prepare. "Like on...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon

Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon

CHICAGO, IL - Server Rick di Martini, 23, is understandably upset with Rod Blagojevich, who sat in his section this Monday evening and completely ignored his suggestions, ordering "whatever the hell he wanted." Rick says, "He does this every time he...

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