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Funny story: Trump calls in National Rifle Association

Trump calls in National Rifle Association

Republican front-runner, Donald Trump, has revealed further plans relating to defense since announcing his intention to curb American commitment to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. "NATO is just too expensive. If they want us, they can coug...

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Funny story: American Political Dictionary (updated for the Age of Trump)

American Political Dictionary (updated for the Age of Trump)

The 4th edition of the American Political Dictionary has just been published. Below is an excerpt. Available at bookstores nowhere. Active Shooter n. A white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights. See National Rifle Association. Alternative Facts. n. a rhetorical device employed by political surrogates of questionable character when re...

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Funny story: Republican Party Now Classified as an Endangered Species

Republican Party Now Classified as an Endangered Species

The International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has now added the Republican Party to its "Red List," which is a list of species world-wide ranging from completely extinct to near-threatened. The GOP, or the Grand Obsolescent Party, as...

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Funny story: Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Detroit, MI Spectators were startled to see the ghost of Ronald Reagan suddenly appear at the most recent Republican debate in Detroit. When interviewed by journalists, Reagan's Ghost said, "I really had to come back to see if I could get all th...

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Funny story: After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Last night's Republican debate in Detroit was only half the story. Our intrepid Senior Reporter, Dale Petrie has a nose for news, which fortunately for him was plugged, because to get the real dirt, he hid in the restroom at the Fox Theater. Here is...

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Funny story: Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Detroit, MI--After Donald Trump revealed at the Republican debate that he was "huge," in response to Marco Rubio's implicit criticism of the size of his genitals, all of the candidates now vying for the Republican nomination are being asked to releas...

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Funny story: List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

Washington, D.C. - Holding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to his word, a list of white nationalist organizations was submitted Tuesday to Mr. Trump. During an interview with CNN on Sunday, Mr. Trump, who was unclear what an endorsemen...

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Funny story: U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...

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Funny story: Kanye Ridicules Cruz & Trump Rap Battle

Kanye Ridicules Cruz & Trump Rap Battle

The Donald has tried to reach out to black Americans by staging a highly contrived music battle with Ted Cruz. However, he hasn't had much success. Man nah vote for Ted Cruiser, dis dull Establishment GOP loser! Man will nah vote, dis guy a jerk! Him Cruz Canadian, nah let man jive 'n' smirk! Man never vote for nah Teddy Cruz, Trump have fi win, me man dem Teddy lose! Cruz has hi...

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Funny story: Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

In a shocking announcement, the current republican presidential nominee front runner, Donald Trump has admitted to running a mock campaign. "I'm surprised someone has called me on this yet." the Donald said. "I take that back. I'm not surprise...

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Funny story: Darth Money Announces His Candidacy for President in 2020

Darth Money Announces His Candidacy for President in 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Darth Money, representing the newly-formed GOP (Grand Old Plutocrats), has announced his candidacy for President of the United Empire. Funded largely through 501 non-profits and similar organizations, Darth Money is running on a…

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Funny story: Other Othered from Support Group Forms Another Other Support Group

Other Othered from Support Group Forms Another Other Support Group

Seattle, OR--Andrew Yin, an Asian, trans-masculine, non-binary, tri-partisan Republican has quit his support group for Asian, trans-masculine, non-binary, tri-partisan Independents to form his own support group after feeling that he was "othered" b...

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Funny story: New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

Washington, DCIn a survey taken by a local newspaper, it was found that most Republicans do not use e-mail because they don't know how. In fact, 23% of Republicans were found to believe that e-mail is evil and a tool of the devil. The reporter fir...

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Funny story: United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

In a move that has been labeled "politically motivated" law makers, and Republicans in particular, are attempting to find legal precedent to eject any "suspiciously covered" individuals from the country. The move was prompted by a number of comp...

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Funny story: Ben Carson Relocates To The Future Where Everything Is Rosy

Ben Carson Relocates To The Future Where Everything Is Rosy

Ben Carson was thought to be keeping a low profile after no one had seen him for several days. The campaign trail seemed to run out of road. Phone calls from friends and trusted aides were not returned. Republican officials have now released a sta...

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Funny story: Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Burgeoning politician (and president) Donald Trump has once again riled the American public and got illegal immigrants twitching in their hammocks. If Trump is elected, and it's an 'if' the size of Trump Towers, 11 million people could find themselve...

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Funny story: Surprise Late Entry into Republican Primary

Surprise Late Entry into Republican Primary

DETROIT--On Wednesday morning, reporters gathered in the Motor City to hear legendary rocker Vincent Furnier--better known as Alice Cooper-- announce that he was vying to run for president under the Republican banner. Cooper added that, in an unusua...

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