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Funny story: Religion Drives Man Crazy

Religion Drives Man Crazy

On the evidence of the witness who inhabited the flat beneath the defendant's the judge had no hesitation but to refer the defendant for psychiatric evaluation. The charges of malicious damage to property and disturbing the peace were dropped on compassionate grounds. The judge had reached the decision after questioning the witness thoroughly and allowing his tape recording of the events leadi...

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Funny story: Christlam - The New World Religion Unveiled

Christlam - The New World Religion Unveiled

Following his visit to the Holy Land in May last year when he prayed at the Wailing Wall and celebrated mass in the Cenacle, (the hall on Jerusalem's Mount Zion), Pope Francis called a meeting of the world's religious leaders to his rooms at the Vati...

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Funny story: God Has a Cosmic Sense of Humor, Christopher Hitchins Reports - 'Paradise is not what you expect, mate!'

God Has a Cosmic Sense of Humor, Christopher Hitchins Reports - 'Paradise is not what you expect, mate!'

Heavensgate - Every morning just after sunrise, says Christopher Hitchins, he and the entire heavenly host gather with their harps and neatly folded wings at the edge of a convenient cloud. Then as they drink their coffee and enjoy the air, they laug...

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Funny story: Jesus - I Don't Want Any More Sunbeams

Jesus - I Don't Want Any More Sunbeams

Jesus has appealed to people not to try to be sunbeams, as he is snowed under with them. "He told our religious affairs journalist, "I don't know who wrote that fucking 'Jesus wants me for a sunbeam' song but since the financial crashes I've a millio...

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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Peace Prize

Milton Jones, of Mobile, Alabama, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The diminutive 72 year-old man has seemingly distilled all the tenets of all the religions of the world to just three words. This is significant when you consider the amo...

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Funny story: Why the religious far right are targeting transgender people

Why the religious far right are targeting transgender people

A few years ago, the religious far right in America targetted gay people. They were classed as an abomination in the eyes of god, but in the last eighteen months, focus has shifted onto the transgender population instead. At first glance there does not seem to be a reason for this. The transgender men and women are trying to eke out lives the best they can in a binary gender weighted world,...

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Funny story: Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Catholics around the world have been screaming "blasphemy" all day after it was revealed that the Vatican will reboot the Bible next year and write a new "more modern" version if it for release in the summertime. The Vatican made the decision du...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Senator Ted Crap (R-TX) this week has called President Obama a "dictator" and GOP House Speaker Boner termed him an "emperor" over his executive order to shield 4 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. Senator Crap said that Obama is "J...

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Funny story: Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Claiming that the doctrine of the trinity, or "three-in-one" was clearly a lie concocted by Satan to lead true believers away from God's holy word, the leadership of the Jehovah's Witless Church announced a boycott of all Three-in-One lubricating pro...

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Funny story: Dinosaurs were thick and deserved extinction

Dinosaurs were thick and deserved extinction

Scientists at UCLA claim to have solved the age old riddle of what became of our predecessors, the dinosaurs. In a ten year, $795 billion study, biologists, archaeologists and zoologists believe they have discovered the fate of the former lords of th...

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Funny story: Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It's always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messe...

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Funny story: A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." KJV Matthew 5:28 Jesus knew it. Wives know it too. A man whose eyes are constantly wandering will often wander, s...

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Funny story: Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad causing Decline of Religion

Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad causing Decline of Religion

It's official: more people are interested in Game Of Throne (GOT) than any religion on Earth. More and more people are turning atheist and care less for any religion than ever before. When speaking to experts you usually hear the same tired reasons...

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Funny story: Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

JERUSALEM- Archaeologists have discovered a lost book from the Christian New Testament, allegedly confirming the principles of evolution. The work was found in a cave near the city of Jerusalem. Entitled the 'Book of GEROM', (Genetic Evoluti...

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Funny story: Be My Virtual Saviour

Be My Virtual Saviour

A lot must be considered when picking the right religion to be on-line ordained into. Due diligence is key to finding the right path to enlightenment, and whilst it looks very easy for those tambourine-rattling, devil-dodgers on Songs of Praise and The Only Way Is Amish, a degree of actual commitment and clarity of mind is critical for spiritual success. My personal journey began on a Saturday m...

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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...

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Funny story: God Announces Resignation on Twitter

God Announces Resignation on Twitter

Mr Lord God or 'The' Lord God has today announced his intention to step down from his role of being God for an indefinite amount of time. The news broke on God's official Twitter account and it had been expected for a number of weeks. He is due t...

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