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Funny story: Amy Winehouse performs her runaway hit "Rehab" while in Rehab for the Grammys

Amy Winehouse performs her runaway hit "Rehab" while in Rehab for the Grammys

Hollywood, California - Amy Winehouse's voice and lifestyle is a throwback to the old days when Black Jazz musicians were screwed by white music producers out of their royalties. Arrested and jailed for their drug addition, even allowed to die, i...

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Funny story: AskFrFred44giveness: Happy Chocolate Wednesday!

AskFrFred44giveness: Happy Chocolate Wednesday!

Dear Faithful readers, Here am I your very own Very Reverend Fr Frederick the Great Titslesin, back and better after a 6 month hiatus from a hiatal hernia and a bit of healing 4 anger resolution rehab (ANGRRR!)...

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Funny story: Hannah Montana headed for rehab

Hannah Montana headed for rehab

It seems the father of Hannah Montana has his head firmly screwed on. Billy Ray Cyrus announced this morning that his daughter Miley, who plays the Disney character Hannah Montana will go into rehab next week for a short stay. After completing rehab...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse, the troubled songstress, has surprised the pop world after announcing details of her new single, which is a cover of an old musical favourite.

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Funny story: Parents concerned about computer game addiction

Parents concerned about computer game addiction

Growing numbers of parents whose children play computer games have been expressing concerns to their pediatricians about the addictive nature of the software. Adults are also falling prey to the phenomenon.

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.

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Funny story: The Madam's Revelations Tie Up Washington, DC

The Madam's Revelations Tie Up Washington, DC

Commerce came to a halt yesterday in the U.S. capital when the DC Madam was allowed to release her list of phone contacts to the public.

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

(MUSICMAN PRESS) MUSICMAN'S own Wang Chang Chow, of North Korea, reported to us that the hard-nosed dictator Kim Jong Ill, has checked into a Californian rehabilitation center. He also said that Kim was listed in the center as a substance abuse p...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan voluntarily extended her time in a Los Angeles area rehab center. The starlet is receiving treatment due to her drunk driving accidents and party girl lifestyle. Lohan's parents have also been in the news recently over a much disput...

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Funny story: Miss USA in Rehab Again

Miss USA in Rehab Again

Tara Conner, Miss USA, has entered rehab for addiction treatment once again. This time, however, according to a source close to the reigning beauty queen, the addiction is not to alcohol or an illicit substance. Rather, it appears that Miss Conner...

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Funny story: God in Rehab

God in Rehab

"They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no." - This may have been fine for singer and light entertainer, Amy Winehouse, but for God this proved to be his undoing.

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Funny story: Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Staying In Rehab

Britney Spears Staying In Rehab

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Moi dahlinks, what is up with our new best breakdown, Britney Spears? Her Sinéad O'Connor twinfest is becoming tedious, and Moi recently read that she was hung.

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Funny story: Britney 'Spears' man in hand - Not assault, cry for help

Britney 'Spears' man in hand - Not assault, cry for help

Bald, bad, Britney has struck again, this time injuring a man in what has been described by her publicist as 'a classic cry for help'.

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Funny story: Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

A wig wearing Britney Spears checked back into a Los Angeles rehab center today for treatment. Unfortunately for those who saw her, it was not the right kind of wig. The former pop princess casually strolled into the facility wearing the toupee wor...

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Funny story: Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Hollywood. Little known English "popstar" Robbie Williams was today sensationally admitted to the Henry Ford clinic, a Los Angeles based treatment center for bloated has beens and tattooed freaks.

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Funny story: Lyndsey Lohan and Paris Hilton to star in Celebrity Rehab

Lyndsey Lohan and Paris Hilton to star in Celebrity Rehab

A new reality TV show, starring two of America's favourite fuck-ups, is set to air next week on the Fox network.

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