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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...

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Funny story: 50 Cent Gobs Off: Don't Shoot The [C]rap!

50 Cent Gobs Off: Don't Shoot The [C]rap!

[C]rap artist 50 Cent has sued an internet advert company for using his image in an online promotion.

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Funny story: Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising move, recording giant Columbia signed a hefty contract with rap group The Johnson 5 from Kingston, Jamaica.

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Funny story: Terror rapper wife arrested

Terror rapper wife arrested

The wife of the jailed terror rapper Mrs Jalalala Wowo has been arrested for raising funds with menaces. Police arrested her on Monday evening she was questioned at London's Paddington Green police station.

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Funny story: Outrage at Terror rappers sentance

Outrage at Terror rappers sentance

Following the jailing of the Terror rappers at the Old Bailey yesterday, and their subsequent year long incarceration at Camp verb-n-noun. The notorious eloquence...

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Funny story: Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

NEWARK, OH (AP Newsliar) -- Archaeologists working in south central Ohio have found what may be the earliest audio recording ever discovered. The recording is etched into the surface of a large clay ceremonial burial pot, uncovered near the Newark e...

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Funny story: Terror rappers found guilty of breaking new anti hip hop laws

Terror rappers found guilty of breaking new anti hip hop laws

Five Al Qaeda terrorists have been found guilty of breaking Britain's controversial anti hip hop laws. They were sentenced today at the old Bailey under section 16 prevention of rap act.

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Funny story: Imus, Sharpton, Jackson, and Jackson Start Rap Group

Imus, Sharpton, Jackson, and Jackson Start Rap Group

Don Imus, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Michael Jackson have decided to form a Rap group, The Nappy Headded Hos.

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood Goes Rap

Carrie Underwood Goes Rap

Hollywood CA, Carrie Underwood, 2006 American Idol winner and triple platinum country artist has gone hip hop.

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Funny story: Fity Cent Replaced By Dollahnchanj

Fity Cent Replaced By Dollahnchanj

The music world has been rocked by the surprising emergence of Asian Indian- American rap star, Dollahnchanj. Born in the Scarsdale ghetto the newest, latest golden record rap idol appeared as if out of nowhere,man and the throngs of rap fans can o...

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Funny story: Saddam Had His Own Rap Group

Saddam Had His Own Rap Group

Iraq - Folks everywhere today were delighted to learn that Saddam had his own rap band. The little known group was called Twelve Pack 4 Sure.

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Funny story: Rap Star In Hot Water

Rap Star In Hot Water

Rap sensation Poop Doddy was last night at the centre of a storm that was blowing a gale like a good'un.

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Funny story: Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, joins Bill Oreilly in War on Gangster Rap

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, joins Bill Oreilly in War on Gangster Rap

Everyone's favourite Islamic radical/head of state, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran) today made a shocking speech at the Vatican. No one remembered exactly what he said, nor did anyone take him seriously; but I sort of got the gist of it.

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Funny story: Rap Star Deletes Interludes

Rap Star Deletes Interludes

American rap star Jermaine Dupri's new album should still be released this Summer despite the accidental wiping of his answerphone messages. The deleted messages were intended to form 11 interludes between the four new tracks. A spokesman for his...

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Funny story: New Bob the Builder Record Causes Concern

New Bob the Builder Record Causes Concern

The hilarious children's cartoon character Bob the Builder has caused concern amongst parents by announcing his new single will be a cover of NWA's "Gangsta Gangsta".

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