As the Conservative Party leadership race starts to get on your tits, sources inside the party have said that, should Boris Johnson be successful, TV viewers can look forward to a whole swathe of racist and homophobic shows that had been, hitherto, s...
Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...
Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...
In the wake of Alabama's passing of the most restrictive anti-abortion laws in the nation, essentially outlawing abortion at every stage of pregnancy, even in instances of incest and rape, neoconservatives were dismayed when it occurred to them that...
When telecommunications pioneer Alexander Graham Bell spoke the famous words "When one door closes, another door opens", he couldn't possibly have had Jussie Smollett in mind, but those were precisely the words that would have been ringing in the dis...
The 39th London Marathon has been won by Kenyan distance specialist Eliud Kipchoge, who scampered over the line ahead of a huge field, and kept on running - all the way back to Kenya! Kipchoge, 38, completed the 26 miles and 385 yards in a time of...
Brexiteers were up in arms today after a grenade was donated to a charity shop in Norfolk causing minimal disruption. Upon discovering the “suspicious device” staff called the police who closed down local shops before making bringing in specialist un...
Danny Rose, the Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, who has been the victim, on several occasions, of racist abuse from fans, has spoken out about his feelings about how racism is perceived, and says he "can't wait to see the back of football".
The Library Consortium of America today banned all novels authored by mystery writer Mickey Spillane, who was labeled a white supremacist and misogynist by the librarians. Libraries throughout the United States will burn, rather than discard, all the...
Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor who was dropped by the show after his hoax racist and homophobic attack allegations, has been cleared by a court of any wrongdoing, and specifically of trying to incite a race war between black people and whit...
Stating that she knew what needed to happen, poverty-ridden middle-aged woman Amanda FitzPatrick reported being amenable to the choice of euthanization for her 99-year-old WWII-veteran grandfather. “I just knew what I needed to do...” stated Mrs.
Jussie Smollett, the former actor who suffered a mental breakdown recently, has been trying to get his life back together with the help of his family and friends, to no great avail. Last week, for instance, one of his closest friends who did not w...
Speaking out against the mass shooting by an Australian white nationalist at a Muslim mosque in New Zealand that left at least 50 people dead, Trevor Olsen of Edmond, Oklahoma, stated, "It's incidents like this one that give white supremacists a bad...
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
Jussie Smollett, who was once a high-salary earner whilst acting in TV show 'Empire' before his career took a nosedive due to his color-blindness, is no longer a newsworthy item, and will be dropped from public perception forthwith. Smollett was i...
Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor, who recently staged a hoax hate crime againsy himself, in the hope of scoring some public sympathy points, has said that he now realizes he made a big mistake. Jussie, real name Justin, hired two Nigerian...
Jussie Smollett, the African-American former star of the TV series 'Empire', has suffered a another setback today, after he was diagnosed as color blind, by me. Smollett isn't just borderline color blind, either. The star, who was paid $65,000...
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