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Funny story: Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...

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Funny story: Is Harry shagging scrawny-arsed Britney lookalike Cat Ommanney?

Is Harry shagging scrawny-arsed Britney lookalike Cat Ommanney?

London - (Cellulite News): "You'll just have to wait for the kiss 'n' tell," LA FagHagSlagMag's Dave Skank chuckled sheepishly this afternoon. "But let's just say it's cougar mating season right now - the cold sure plays havoc with these forty-som...

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Funny story: Queen sends in bulldozers to Highgrove following WikiLeaks disclosures

Queen sends in bulldozers to Highgrove following WikiLeaks disclosures

Gloucestershire - (Murder, She Croaked!): The orders come amid mounting fears impostors have taken over the identities of Princes William and Harry. This morning a fleet of Royal Perks Agency bulldozers were put on standby for a spot of exhumation...

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Funny story: Intimate shots of bikini-clad Katia Zatuliveter found on Prince Harry's mobile phone

Intimate shots of bikini-clad Katia Zatuliveter found on Prince Harry's mobile phone

London - (Royal Mole/Ass Mess): Harry's 'just rubbing suntan lotion' all over pretty blonde intern Katia Zatuliveter's beauty spot. The soft and peachy hillock was described today by anti-espionage cops as a scene of special scientific interest.

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Funny story: Prince Harry paternity is no state secret Andy Coulson tells cops

Prince Harry paternity is no state secret Andy Coulson tells cops

London - (Reuterus): The Prime Monster's spin doctor Andy Coulson has thumbed his nose at all the questions. Routine News of the Screws bugging of 'royal' mobiles had been no different to eavesdropping on fake shaikhs, the ex-redtop editor claimed...

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Funny story: X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...

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Funny story: Government frontbenchers ordered to take DNA tests in Prince Harry paternity furor

Government frontbenchers ordered to take DNA tests in Prince Harry paternity furor

London - (Reuterus & Gonads): "One of you 'orrible lot's the little bastard's babyfather," the Commons Sergeant-Twat-Arms bellowed today as news of the Prince Harry paternity scandal spread throughout Whitehole. Fears a coalition frontbencher'...

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Funny story: Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Rastafarian disguise is part of his SAS training!

Prince Harry's Rastafarian disguise is part of his SAS training!

Chelsy, London: With leave at the Army for Prince Harry at a premium, it would appear that his next posting will be in the SAS! As part of Prince Harry's 'SAS induction' he has had to spend half his life in night clubs! Prince Harry is understood...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Nazi Salute attracts a wedding offer from Prince Harry

Paris Hilton Nazi Salute attracts a wedding offer from Prince Harry

Paris Hilton, billionaire playgirl, was caught by paparazzi performing a Nazi salute on a boat in San Tropez this week. After the an initial furore with the world's press accusing her of everything short of War Crimes, her people tried to laugh it of...

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Funny story: Palace fury as Raoul Moat tests positive for Prince Harry paternity

Palace fury as Raoul Moat tests positive for Prince Harry paternity

Northumberland - (Reuterus): Moat's DNA has matched up with the gingernut doppelganger who has successfully impersonated Harry for over 20 years. The paternity test was ordered after the fugitive killer's genetic imprint was sent to the UK Nation...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Spotted at NYC Gay Pride March

Prince Harry Spotted at NYC Gay Pride March

New York, NY - Prince Harry was in town for a fun-filled weekend of firsts that included throwing out the first pitch at a New York Mets game, being the first player in a charity polo match to be thrown from his horse (he was not injured), and being...

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Funny story: Prince Harry wants to pick England team

Prince Harry wants to pick England team

Prince Harry caused controversy today when he suggested that there are insufficient numbers of red haired players in the England football team. "Flame hair comes from passion within ginger men and ginger people are special anyway, so my mum told...

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Funny story: Wills and Harry caught petting big Botswana pussy

Wills and Harry caught petting big Botswana pussy

Botswana - (Fluffy Mess): The pair were caught on camera caressing a Gaborone cougar at the Mokolodi nature reserve today. Wills looked flushed with excitement as the cheetah began purring ecstatically when the Prince ruffled its fur and probed it...

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Funny story: Look out Harry, ouch bet that hurt smiles Wills

Look out Harry, ouch bet that hurt smiles Wills

Our next Queen in waiting, the Duchess of Cornwall or Camilla to her chums is reported to have broken a leg. An eye witness said, "No, her ladyship, oh whatever, had not been kicking servants, badly behaved horses or corgis. They fed all the corgi...

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Funny story: Prince Charles shows off the "Family Jewels"

Prince Charles shows off the "Family Jewels"

The new British "BOYS" tabloid in town is tittering over a photo of Prince Charles recently posted. The Queen is not amused and is sending her head hunters out to try to quash any further publication of her son's anatomy. The tabloid is pub...

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Funny story: Prince Charles at it again

Prince Charles at it again

British Blab reports that Prince Charles has been secretly meeting with Susan Boyle and not just to listen to her sing either! The dashing prince is not a stranger to extra martial affairs and would not worry if present wife Camilla found out abo...

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