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Funny story: Man Utd Celebration Schedule "Exhausting" Says Fergie

Man Utd Celebration Schedule "Exhausting" Says Fergie

Manchester Utd's plans to celebrate their 19th league title and, possibly, a third European Cup are "exhausting" and will seriously effect preparations for next season. Manager Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly horrified by the club's plans to celeb...

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Funny story: Chelsea COULD well win Premiership according to small print in EPL rules book

Chelsea COULD well win Premiership according to small print in EPL rules book

Chelsea, it appears, COULD still win the Premiership, according to a little know rule in the EPL rules book. Apparently, if a team fails to turn up for the game they forfeit 12 points. This could be the break Chelsea needs. Although this has ne...

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Funny story: John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

Sources close to Chelsea skipper John Terry say that he still insists that Chelsea can go on to lift the Premiership trophy from under the noses of Manchester United if the Blues win their final game of the season. Despite it being a mathematical...

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Funny story: Party Planner Pippa Middleton called upon to plan celebration 'do' for Queens Park Rangers-they've requested a cake in the shape of her 'bum'

Party Planner Pippa Middleton called upon to plan celebration 'do' for Queens Park Rangers-they've requested a cake in the shape of her 'bum'

Phillipa (Pippa) Middleton was the obvious choice of Queens Park Rangers to plan the upcoming celebration 'do' for the team as they move back into the English Premier League. Although a little hesitant when first approached, Pippa agreed and says...

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Funny story: Blackpool And Bolton Recreate 1953 FA Cup Final

Blackpool And Bolton Recreate 1953 FA Cup Final

In what turned out to be a scintillating game of Premier League football - one of the finest ever to grace the top flight - Blackpool and Bolton Wanderers recreated their 1953 FA Cup Final match, with the Seasiders running out 4-3 winners. Blackpp...

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Funny story: Queens Park Rangers promoted to Premier League - Spoof Writers excited - new WAGS to write about

Queens Park Rangers promoted to Premier League - Spoof Writers excited - new WAGS to write about

Spoof Writers are especially excited to find that Queens Park Rangers have won promotion to the English Premier League. Not only will they have new players to Spoof but a whole new set of WAGS too. Spoofers just can't wait. The QPR players a...

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Funny story: Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly has been given the manager's job at Liverpool on a more permanent basis. This follows a dramatic turnaround following a corpse replacing Roy Hodgson as manager. Liverpool fans were quick to point out that Shankly's dead body still had...

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Funny story: Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...

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Funny story: Cocaine Abuse Commonplace In The Premiership

Cocaine Abuse Commonplace In The Premiership

A leading drug baron who doesn't wish to be named has made the astonishing allegation that cocaine abuse is an everyday occurrence among the highly paid stars of football's Premier League. "There's loads of 'em at it," the criminal alleged. "There...

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Funny story: Are You Watching Merseyside? - United Close In On Title Number 19

Are You Watching Merseyside? - United Close In On Title Number 19

It was billed as 'The Clash Of The Titans' and Chelsea's titans were left reeling as Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez scored in the first minute, latching onto a slide-rule pass from Ji Sung Park and coolly side-footing the ball home past a flailing Pet...

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Funny story: Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson admitted this morning that he has no battle plan ahead of Sunday's Old Trafford showdown with a resurgent Chelsea. When questioned, the United boss simply said that he would select a team which he deemed c...

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Funny story: John Terry's Secret Weapon

John Terry's Secret Weapon

In astonishing scenes this morning in a Brompton Road cafe, Chelsea skipper John Terry revealed that he has a secret weapon, but then flatly refused to disclose whether or not he'd be using it against Manchester United in Sunday's title head to head...

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Funny story: Avram Grant Denies Having Death Wish Syndrome

Avram Grant Denies Having Death Wish Syndrome

Beleaguered West Ham United boss Avram Grant has denied that he possesses a masochistic streak that makes him only take on impossible tasks. Grant, whose club is currently 2nd bottom of the Premiership and has very rarely been out of the bottom th...

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Funny story: Wolverhampton Wanderers Manager Mick McCarthy May Lose Council House If Wolves Are Relegated

Wolverhampton Wanderers Manager Mick McCarthy May Lose Council House If Wolves Are Relegated

The nipsy of Mick McCarthy, the Wolverhampton Wanderers manager, was twitching this morning after it was revealed that, should the Premier League club be relegated to the Championship at the end of the season, then the Yorkshireman may face losing hi...

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Funny story: Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club. The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire...

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Funny story: Everton Plan To Put A Bomb Under United

Everton Plan To Put A Bomb Under United

Everton have revealed that they intend to blow Manchester United's title bid to smithereens when the clubs meet at Old Trafford over the Easter weekend. It appears that Everton are becoming aggrieved by media reports which suggest that the Merseys...

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Funny story: Blackpool's Holloway Bemoans Lack Of Technology

Blackpool's Holloway Bemoans Lack Of Technology

Blackpool boss Ian Holloway has fired a broadside at his board by once again drawing attention to the lack of funds made available to him for this season's campaign. Its long been an open secret that the Seasiders' budget is the lowest in the Prem...

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