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Funny story: Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Most people agree that a bouncing and blundering puppy is about as cute as animals gets - except for the smelly downside - number twos. For their size, puppies burn an inordinate amount of energy - spending most of the day chewing anything with co...

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Funny story: Doggie Dux to begin Ph.D at the Royal Dick

Doggie Dux to begin Ph.D at the Royal Dick

The Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Medicine is located in Edinburgh. It is part of the University of Edinburgh. This name is not a reference to the Skoob appendage or any of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's male relatives Royal Dick Now that's...

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Funny story: Special Doggie Doo Creates Chia Pet Sculptures in Doggie Park

Special Doggie Doo Creates Chia Pet Sculptures in Doggie Park

LAS CRUCES, New Mexico - Random chia pet sculptures have been mysteriously popping up at a local doggy park and, until now, no one knew how or why they were growing. Cute little sculptures of everything from Tweety Bird to SpongeBob SquarePants chia...

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Funny story: Op-Ed: Why does AXE Body Wash Smell Like Cow A--Holes?

Op-Ed: Why does AXE Body Wash Smell Like Cow A--Holes?

Double pits to chesty, my fat Italian ass. All that is going to do is make your upper torso smell like a diaper full of day-old curried chicken. I know that all the hip, happening youngsters of today are using this AXE bodyspray; I've seen the advertisements: Huge loser walks through highschool hallway, lamenting his lingering virginity and contemplating firing a revolver through his skul...

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Funny story: Big Brother - "So Shit It's Unbelievable" - Says Buffty Ginslinger

Big Brother - "So Shit It's Unbelievable" - Says Buffty Ginslinger

Big Brother, Big Brother The Ultimate - it all makes very little difference to Skoob Entertainment News showbiz correspondent Buffty Ginslinger, who has slammed the show from its inception as; "So shit, it's unbelievable." Filing his latest report…

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Funny story: Golfer Sophie Horn Buys First Sh-t Powered Beetle

Golfer Sophie Horn Buys First Sh-t Powered Beetle

Sophie Horn, a model, certified fitness trainer, 6-handicap golfer and all-around useless meathole, who plans to take the pop-culture world by storm by following the Danica Patrick Plan to fame and fortune (Hotness + modicum of athletic alility + did...

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Funny story: Brits invent Sh-t-Powered VW Beetle

Brits invent Sh-t-Powered VW Beetle

The dream of one day ass-blasting what is left of yesterday's flank steak and broccoli florentine into the gas tank of a German economy car has come a step closer to reality when British researchers successfully created a Volkswagen Beetle that runs...

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Funny story: You Can't Polish a Turd

You Can't Polish a Turd

You can't polish a turd! This is an old saying with which prospective government employees should become familiar. Do not misunderstand me; the public service is a fine occupation for the young person wondering what to do with their lives, or how best they may be able to serve their fellow human beings. However, some things, like turds, are simply not capable of being made to look or smell any...

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Funny story: Research on Bird Feces Yields Surprisng Results

Research on Bird Feces Yields Surprisng Results

Amazon- Researchers investigating the contents of bird feces made an amazing discovery Friday. For years that little white speck on the top of bird droppings has confounded observers the world over. Shing Ding Dong Valdez, a researcher and avid bi...

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Funny story: Yobbos invent frightening new method of assault

Yobbos invent frightening new method of assault

As if life on the streets was not bad enough these days, we have learned of a frightening new trend which is being adopted by gangs of yobs and hoodies, the length and breadth of the country. First there was 'mugging', then 'joy-riding'. More rece...

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Funny story: Katie Price to "sell own faeces."

Katie Price to "sell own faeces."

Katie Price - aka Jordan - earlier announced plans to bottle and sell her own waste products. "It just made sense," she told assembled journalists and perverts. "Every other aspect of my life is a financial commodity, so I figured - why not my sh...

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Funny story: King's troop's poops to be scooped to power the corridors of power

King's troop's poops to be scooped to power the corridors of power

The manure from horses in the King's Troop will be used to heat and light the new Ministry of Defence headquarters in London. The poop from the 170 animals, trainers and horse guard's men of the Royal Horse Artillery will be made into pellets to g...

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Funny story: Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Health experts have determined that Mexican food and "the water" (don't drink it) are not the leading causes of diarrhea among adults. The main reason for Montezuma's Revenge (a.k.a. the Hershey squirts, runny rear, etc.) is actually leftover Ch...

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Funny story: Polished Turd Beats Competition

Polished Turd Beats Competition

Alexander Palace, London: The coveted Tip Top Tech prize has been awarded to a company that displayed a polished turd at this year's TTT exhibition in London. Exhibitors from all over the UK were left reeling as the result was announced. Spamtec...

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Funny story: Apple CEO Steve Jobs: Apple Technology Will Cure Gulf Oil Disaster!

Apple CEO Steve Jobs: Apple Technology Will Cure Gulf Oil Disaster!

Steve Jobs, the robo-Prime Minister of the Apple juggernaut, plans to write history while rewriting some dubious parts of its own history, by stating that it will use former technologies once deemed to be commercial failures to cap the oil puker in t...

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Funny story: Apple iPhone to be renamed "ROKR 2"

Apple iPhone to be renamed "ROKR 2"

Apple, Inc. stunned the world today by announcing that it will retire the name iPhone, and the product will hereafter be called the "ROKR 2" Geeky first-adopters will recall that Apple foisted the ultra-crappy Motorola ROKR phone on an unsuspectin...

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Funny story: Dog owners anger at 'turdy bird'

Dog owners anger at 'turdy bird'

Dog owners are reported to be up in arms at news that UK scientists have genetically modified common pigeons (also known as 'rock' pigeons)to eat dog excrement. The pigeon whose scientific name will be (Columba Excrementus) is a wholly new species. T...

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