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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.

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Funny story: Mills gets £25million 'to keep her gob shut'

Mills gets £25million 'to keep her gob shut'

London - (Fetid Ass Mess): Heather Mills' £25million divorce settlement is forged on a lifetime gagging clause about the real authorship of Beatles lyrics accredited to the fraudulent Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership.

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Funny story: Ashes to Ashes Star David Bowie Vows "I'll Kill Off Ziggy Starbucks"

Ashes to Ashes Star David Bowie Vows "I'll Kill Off Ziggy Starbucks"

Ashes to Ashes star, David Bowie, has shocked execs at auntie Beeb by sensationally quitting the top show in a row over money.

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked

Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked

It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.

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Funny story: Judge in Mills vs McCartney Divorce Case: "Heather Mills does not have a leg to stand on"

Judge in Mills vs McCartney Divorce Case: "Heather Mills does not have a leg to stand on"

Judge Hugh Bennett has thrown out Heather Mills claim for £100 million lump sum plus an Annual Allowance of £20 million for herself and £10 million for her daughter Beatrice Milly plus legal fees and expenses saying that "Heather Mills does not...

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Funny story: Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Gets Back With Heather Shock

Paul McCartney Gets Back With Heather Shock

For one person this will be a Valentine's Day to remember. For the rest of the world it will be quite a shock too.

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Funny story: Macca tries to Work It Out with Mucca

Macca tries to Work It Out with Mucca

Rumours of a forthcoming agreement in the ongoing Macca -v-Mucca Divorce were brushed aside by a spokesperson for bashful Heather Mills today. Actually, having fired...

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Funny story: 'Mucca' Mills was Beatle songwriter

'Mucca' Mills was Beatle songwriter

Former call-girl and world-class publicity-seeker 'Lady' Heather 'Mucca' Mills has shocked the London Divorce hearing today with claims that she is entitled to a significant share of the McCartney millions as it was HER - and not John...

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Funny story: Jihadi extremists penetrated Heather Mills divorce court told

Jihadi extremists penetrated Heather Mills divorce court told

London - (Fetid Ass Mess): A senior divorce judge heard today Paul McCartney's testimony that Heather Mills had been penetrated by Abu Hamza.

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Funny story: Mills/McCartney divorce court show-down to reveal massive Beatles fraud

Mills/McCartney divorce court show-down to reveal massive Beatles fraud

Royal Courts of Injustice - (Fraudulent Mess): Next week's Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce hearing is set to reveal a massive authorship and copyright fraud cover-up about the Beatles' music.

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY - Paul McCartney told a group of reporters that he was, "hopelessly addicted to blond peach fuzz."...

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Funny story: Media takes out injunction against Heather Mills

Media takes out injunction against Heather Mills

The mass world-wide media has decided to take the unusual step of obtaining a court order against the strange and estranged ex wife of Paul McCartney, in an attempt to get some peace and quiet from her constant whinging and whining.

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Funny story: Paul McCartney in New Group

Paul McCartney in New Group

Fans are screaming once again for Paul McCartney during the first concert with his new band. Even middle-aged women were fainting as the group Halitosis belted out it's first big hit in concert. "Breathe On Me" surged to the top of the...

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Funny story: Macca shagging NY Mafia boss's daughter

Macca shagging NY Mafia boss's daughter

London - (Assinine Mess): Paul McCartney's new shag interest, millionaire New Yorker Ms Nancy Dishevelled, is the daughter of a Mafia mobster who won a presidential pardon from Ronnie Raygun.

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Funny story: One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

Heather Mills, the estranged wife of still-crooning ex-Beatle Paul Mills-McCartney, laid siege to a series of TV studios yesterday morning, claiming that stories of her having a wooden leg were "prepost...

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Funny story: "Beatles ReUnion Concert Still Possible!" says Paul McCartney

"Beatles ReUnion Concert Still Possible!" says Paul McCartney

Liverpool - In Memphis each year the remaining members of Elvis's band, including back-up singers, get together and sing with an Elvis Hologram and video display.

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