Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...
Heather Mills has revealed her new plan to recoup the millions she believes she is "owed" by ex husband and ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.
It was a long and winding road, but the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce is finally final. She's a woman and she's leaving home. So how come? Another girl? Some other guy? It looks like a case of "she said, she said.
Many writers on TheSpoof.com are in hiding because Heather Mills, not content with throwing water, is now looking for easy targets to sue so that she can make up the shortfall of her £24.3million di...
Heather Mills, the newest addition to Britain's Rich List, has been arrested by police in London, after she was caught begging outside Kings Cross railway station today.
Heather Mills, the lying ex-wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was today reported to have made an appointment with a top Harley Street clinic to have her nose reduced in size &quo...
Peg-legged, lawyer-soaking nut-job, Heather Mills, was today threatening further legal action against hapless ex-Beatle and former husband Paul McCartney after a judge published the details of their divorce settlement.
Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): Heather Mills' £25million divorce settlement is forged on a lifetime gagging clause about the real authorship of Beatles lyrics accredited to the fraudulent Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership.
Ashes to Ashes star, David Bowie, has shocked execs at auntie Beeb by sensationally quitting the top show in a row over money.
It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.
Judge Hugh Bennett has thrown out Heather Mills claim for £100 million lump sum plus an Annual Allowance of £20 million for herself and £10 million for her daughter Beatrice Milly plus legal fees and expenses saying that "Heather Mills does not...
London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...
For one person this will be a Valentine's Day to remember. For the rest of the world it will be quite a shock too.
Rumours of a forthcoming agreement in the ongoing Macca -v-Mucca Divorce were brushed aside by a spokesperson for bashful Heather Mills today. Actually, having fired...
Former call-girl and world-class publicity-seeker 'Lady' Heather 'Mucca' Mills has shocked the London Divorce hearing today with claims that she is entitled to a significant share of the McCartney millions as it was HER - and not John...
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): A senior divorce judge heard today Paul McCartney's testimony that Heather Mills had been penetrated by Abu Hamza.
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