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Funny story: Well-spoken grandmother in multi-million pound hat makes speech about cutting back

Well-spoken grandmother in multi-million pound hat makes speech about cutting back

A well-spoken and well-preserved grandmother, Mrs Elizabeth Windsor, made a speech earlier this week in which she suggested that her colleagues, or, as she prefers to call them, "subjects" should cut back on the excesses of modern living and save for...

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Funny story: New Contracts Shock

New Contracts Shock

Contracts are being brought up to date by Government and Business magnets in the UK following the leads of Rupert Murdoch and Jeremy Hunt. We understand, from sources close to Power, that the following paragraph is to be included in all contracts...

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Funny story: Dilemma Llama

Dilemma Llama

Further to the breaking story submitted on 24 April 2012 where Mr Cameron and Mrs Nikki Cameron (nee Mr Clegg) declared their civil partnership to the world,is the amazing revelation that the couple are looking to adopt a Drowning Street Llama to rep...

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Funny story: Conservative plan to catch voters with vinegar backfires spectacularly

Conservative plan to catch voters with vinegar backfires spectacularly

David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...

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Funny story: Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Stocks of Quick Drying Woodstain have run out after David Cameron advised the public not to paint their garden fences this weekend. DIY stores and Homecentres across the U.K have seen an unprecedented surge in people desperate to get their hands o...

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Funny story: Government To Implement New Sunlight Tax

Government To Implement New Sunlight Tax

In a move that is certain to delight everyone who lives on this beautiful island, our beloved and inventive government has come up with yet another brilliant way to raise more money for them to spend wisely. The sunlight tax bill is due to be deba...

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Funny story: Crisis in Downing Street

Crisis in Downing Street

Following the news that guests paid up to £25,000 to have dinner with David and Samantha Cameron, recent publicity for those who have attended has resulted in a marked drop-off in attendance to the Cameron dinner parties. Cameron complained today...

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Funny story: Dinner Guest List Horror

Dinner Guest List Horror

"After great pressure from a media out to get me I am becoming transparent and providing names of all my Dinner guests for the current year." So runs the latest press release from the Cameron publicity machine. It is clear that some of these guest...

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Funny story: Clegg Needs Health Care

Clegg Needs Health Care

Deputy Prime Minister, LibDem leader Nick Clegg has urgently contacted his doctor for advice about several health questions. The Doctor has prescribed 'think again' pills for Clegg and said he would be arranging for a consultant to 'take away all...

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Funny story: Stargate Universe! - a Rant on Parliament and Politics

Stargate Universe! - a Rant on Parliament and Politics

Perhaps it's me, but today I woke up wondering if I was living in a parallel universe somehow different from the universe inhabited by the fruitloops that frequent Number 10 and the Houses of Parliament. After tripping over the cat and regaining my composure I turned the TV news on and lo, I discovered I was here on planet earth after all even if all these non-elected nutters are not. Yes, u...

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Funny story: New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

A new government jobs creation scheme is to be brought in this April. From April all current back-to-work schemes will be gradually phased out. Announcing the new scheme today Prime Minister David Cameron said he fully expects it to create millions o...

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Funny story: Chicken To Take On Veteran M.P

Chicken To Take On Veteran M.P

Colin the chicken, winner of last year's 'Britain's Chicken's Got Talent', has launched a bid to become a member of parliament. Colin, 3, who lives on a farm in Bolsover, Derbyshire, intends to stand against incumbent M.P. Dennis 'Beast of Bolsove...

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Funny story: House of Commons 'A Knockout'

House of Commons 'A Knockout'

The House of Commons has taken a major step in reasserting it's position as Britain prime Boxing Centre. No slapping or gentle nudges, as in the latest fracas at the ringside but REAL BOXING, with blood and broken windows. It was joice all round...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...

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Funny story: Mickey Finn suspected in House of Commons bar room brawl

Mickey Finn suspected in House of Commons bar room brawl

London - Was a dodgy illicit cocktail responsible for the drunken fracas in the House of Commons' Strangers Bar last night? Falkirk MP Eric Joyce was arrested following the ugly spat that saw him headbutt and punch a number of honorable fellow mem...

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Funny story: Chancellor Can't Count Shocker

Chancellor Can't Count Shocker

Tory Chancellor Tristram Tossington-Whelk was left red faced yesterday after yet another mathematical gaffe. Tossington-Whelk was holding his monthly press conference when he was quizzed on the size of the national debt by Dee Parting of the 'Dail...

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Funny story: Politician's Dictionary

Politician's Dictionary

Amarulence: How politicians think of the voters - Bitterness, spite. Aphnology: What Politicians are preoccupied with - The study of wealth. Back-hander: Only the very new, or the two honest MP's in Parliament would not know what this means - A bribe or illegal inducement. Bank: Where politicians prefer not to store their ill-gotten back-handers and bribes, preferring to use Overseas...

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