A well-spoken and well-preserved grandmother, Mrs Elizabeth Windsor, made a speech earlier this week in which she suggested that her colleagues, or, as she prefers to call them, "subjects" should cut back on the excesses of modern living and save for...
Contracts are being brought up to date by Government and Business magnets in the UK following the leads of Rupert Murdoch and Jeremy Hunt. We understand, from sources close to Power, that the following paragraph is to be included in all contracts...
Further to the breaking story submitted on 24 April 2012 where Mr Cameron and Mrs Nikki Cameron (nee Mr Clegg) declared their civil partnership to the world,is the amazing revelation that the couple are looking to adopt a Drowning Street Llama to rep...
David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...
Stocks of Quick Drying Woodstain have run out after David Cameron advised the public not to paint their garden fences this weekend. DIY stores and Homecentres across the U.K have seen an unprecedented surge in people desperate to get their hands o...
In a move that is certain to delight everyone who lives on this beautiful island, our beloved and inventive government has come up with yet another brilliant way to raise more money for them to spend wisely. The sunlight tax bill is due to be deba...
Following the news that guests paid up to £25,000 to have dinner with David and Samantha Cameron, recent publicity for those who have attended has resulted in a marked drop-off in attendance to the Cameron dinner parties. Cameron complained today...
"After great pressure from a media out to get me I am becoming transparent and providing names of all my Dinner guests for the current year." So runs the latest press release from the Cameron publicity machine. It is clear that some of these guest...
Deputy Prime Minister, LibDem leader Nick Clegg has urgently contacted his doctor for advice about several health questions. The Doctor has prescribed 'think again' pills for Clegg and said he would be arranging for a consultant to 'take away all...
Perhaps it's me, but today I woke up wondering if I was living in a parallel universe somehow different from the universe inhabited by the fruitloops that frequent Number 10 and the Houses of Parliament. After tripping over the cat and regaining my composure I turned the TV news on and lo, I discovered I was here on planet earth after all even if all these non-elected nutters are not. Yes, u...
A new government jobs creation scheme is to be brought in this April. From April all current back-to-work schemes will be gradually phased out. Announcing the new scheme today Prime Minister David Cameron said he fully expects it to create millions o...
Colin the chicken, winner of last year's 'Britain's Chicken's Got Talent', has launched a bid to become a member of parliament. Colin, 3, who lives on a farm in Bolsover, Derbyshire, intends to stand against incumbent M.P. Dennis 'Beast of Bolsove...
The House of Commons has taken a major step in reasserting it's position as Britain prime Boxing Centre. No slapping or gentle nudges, as in the latest fracas at the ringside but REAL BOXING, with blood and broken windows. It was joice all round...
Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...
London - Was a dodgy illicit cocktail responsible for the drunken fracas in the House of Commons' Strangers Bar last night? Falkirk MP Eric Joyce was arrested following the ugly spat that saw him headbutt and punch a number of honorable fellow mem...
Tory Chancellor Tristram Tossington-Whelk was left red faced yesterday after yet another mathematical gaffe. Tossington-Whelk was holding his monthly press conference when he was quizzed on the size of the national debt by Dee Parting of the 'Dail...
Amarulence: How politicians think of the voters - Bitterness, spite. Aphnology: What Politicians are preoccupied with - The study of wealth. Back-hander: Only the very new, or the two honest MP's in Parliament would not know what this means - A bribe or illegal inducement. Bank: Where politicians prefer not to store their ill-gotten back-handers and bribes, preferring to use Overseas...
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