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Funny story: Paris Hilton reveals diet secret

Paris Hilton reveals diet secret

Top globe-trotting, press attention seeking celebrity Paris Hilton, revealed her diet secrets earlier today to the women at the local rehabilitation centre for anorexic heiresses who haven't a clue, where she was asked about her recent arrest for cok...

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Funny story: Trust Me: Cocaine Beef Against Paris Hilton Will Never Make It To Trial

Trust Me: Cocaine Beef Against Paris Hilton Will Never Make It To Trial

Meatsack Paris Hilton, the socialite who has no discernable characteristic that would elevate her above, say, plankton, on the evolutionary ladder, was arrested on Friday in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. But, she has absolutely nothing to worry about. This case will never, ever make it to trial. According to police, Paris was the passenger in a vehicle that was pulled over outside the W...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest Latest!

Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest Latest!

American socialite Paris Hilton has been involved in another cocaine incident in Las Vegas, with the celebrity being found to be in possession of absolutely no cocaine, police say. Ms Hilton was arrested (stopped) by Las Vegas police when they sto...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton is arrested for cocaine possession, we told you so!

Paris Hilton is arrested for cocaine possession, we told you so!

Paris Hilton, that fab mega-rich society personality with the right name and ultra-rich Daddy has just been told by the police her latest profession, possession and sniffing of cocaine is illegal and was promptly arrested! Her list of previous pro...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton has been arrested by Las Vegas police after they discovered cocaine in her vehicle. During her terrifying ordeal (seriously, you think she'd be used to it by now), Ms Hilton was stripped bare and searched by officers while onlookers w...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Poor Paris Hilton has fallen afoul of her own brilliance once again after being arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. This time, the important socialite was caught by police who were carrying out a routine code 17-01 (or Paris Hilton in...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes on Rampage, Small New England Town Terrified

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes on Rampage, Small New England Town Terrified

Paris Hilton was invited to the premiere of her new film, Paris, Me, Me, All Of Me, in a small New England town called Bullsnort Mass, when out of nowhere, her vagina went on a rampage, terrorizing the town folk young and old alike. Even puppies were...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Burglar Parada's Confession Using the Bed Bug Defense

Paris Hilton's Burglar Parada's Confession Using the Bed Bug Defense

Yesterday Nathan Lee Parada, 31, was arrested outside of Paris Hilton's home in the gated community of Mulholland Estates. How did he get over the gates? Was it an inside job? If it was a burglary why did Nathan Lee Parada knock on the front door and...

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Funny story: Drama Queens Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding Like Cats and Dogs

Drama Queens Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding Like Cats and Dogs

HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's little rich socialite girls Paris "I'm" Hot" Hilton and Kim "Badonkadonk" Kardashian have become engulfed in one hell of a feud. It appears that both 'do nothing' playgirls were at the same 'noses-in-the-air' party...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton 'pubic debauchery' behind $35 million Dream Snatcher suit

Paris Hilton 'pubic debauchery' behind $35 million Dream Snatcher suit

Los Angeles - (Spilt Ends): The peroxide socialite's slutty lifestyle has outraged the highbrow moral tone of the LA hair extension industry. Twentynine year-old Hilton is being sued in the Los Angeles Superior Court by a Beverly Hills crimpers w...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says About Paris Hilton: "Sorry, But You Ain't No Marilyn Monroe!"

Miley Cyrus Says About Paris Hilton: "Sorry, But You Ain't No Marilyn Monroe!"

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get her hair, makeup, and clothes to look like Marilyn Monroe's. Hilton paraded up and down the runway of a fashion show as teen queen Miley Cyrus sat in the audience. Paris, a...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...

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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties." From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Puts Out New Perfume, Nookie #9

Paris Hilton Puts Out New Perfume, Nookie #9

A new perfume is being introduced by a company owned by Paris Hilton that is slightly different than most. She is calling it, Nookie #9. Many a critic has talked about this "Airhead" lady and she let's on that it's true. Meantime she cleans up as...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says That Adolf Hitler Wasn't Really Such A Bad Guy

Paris Hilton Says That Adolf Hitler Wasn't Really Such A Bad Guy

ST. TROPEZ, France - Paris Hilton, the skinny, little blonde rich socialite who is famous for doing absolutely nothing seems to have stuck her size 9 imported Gucci heel in her gold plated mouth again. Miss Hilton told a reporter for The St. Trope...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Nazi Salute attracts a wedding offer from Prince Harry

Paris Hilton Nazi Salute attracts a wedding offer from Prince Harry

Paris Hilton, billionaire playgirl, was caught by paparazzi performing a Nazi salute on a boat in San Tropez this week. After the an initial furore with the world's press accusing her of everything short of War Crimes, her people tried to laugh it of...

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