LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel. She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament. Last year LiL...
Top globe-trotting, press attention seeking celebrity Paris Hilton, revealed her diet secrets earlier today to the women at the local rehabilitation centre for anorexic heiresses who haven't a clue, where she was asked about her recent arrest for cok...
Meatsack Paris Hilton, the socialite who has no discernable characteristic that would elevate her above, say, plankton, on the evolutionary ladder, was arrested on Friday in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. But, she has absolutely nothing to worry about. This case will never, ever make it to trial. According to police, Paris was the passenger in a vehicle that was pulled over outside the W...
American socialite Paris Hilton has been involved in another cocaine incident in Las Vegas, with the celebrity being found to be in possession of absolutely no cocaine, police say. Ms Hilton was arrested (stopped) by Las Vegas police when they sto...
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...
Paris Hilton, that fab mega-rich society personality with the right name and ultra-rich Daddy has just been told by the police her latest profession, possession and sniffing of cocaine is illegal and was promptly arrested! Her list of previous pro...
Paris Hilton has been arrested by Las Vegas police after they discovered cocaine in her vehicle. During her terrifying ordeal (seriously, you think she'd be used to it by now), Ms Hilton was stripped bare and searched by officers while onlookers w...
Poor Paris Hilton has fallen afoul of her own brilliance once again after being arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. This time, the important socialite was caught by police who were carrying out a routine code 17-01 (or Paris Hilton in...
Paris Hilton was invited to the premiere of her new film, Paris, Me, Me, All Of Me, in a small New England town called Bullsnort Mass, when out of nowhere, her vagina went on a rampage, terrorizing the town folk young and old alike. Even puppies were...
Yesterday Nathan Lee Parada, 31, was arrested outside of Paris Hilton's home in the gated community of Mulholland Estates. How did he get over the gates? Was it an inside job? If it was a burglary why did Nathan Lee Parada knock on the front door and...
HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's little rich socialite girls Paris "I'm" Hot" Hilton and Kim "Badonkadonk" Kardashian have become engulfed in one hell of a feud. It appears that both 'do nothing' playgirls were at the same 'noses-in-the-air' party...
Los Angeles - (Spilt Ends): The peroxide socialite's slutty lifestyle has outraged the highbrow moral tone of the LA hair extension industry. Twentynine year-old Hilton is being sued in the Los Angeles Superior Court by a Beverly Hills crimpers w...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get her hair, makeup, and clothes to look like Marilyn Monroe's. Hilton paraded up and down the runway of a fashion show as teen queen Miley Cyrus sat in the audience. Paris, a...
BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...
Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties." From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...
A new perfume is being introduced by a company owned by Paris Hilton that is slightly different than most. She is calling it, Nookie #9. Many a critic has talked about this "Airhead" lady and she let's on that it's true. Meantime she cleans up as...
ST. TROPEZ, France - Paris Hilton, the skinny, little blonde rich socialite who is famous for doing absolutely nothing seems to have stuck her size 9 imported Gucci heel in her gold plated mouth again. Miss Hilton told a reporter for The St. Trope...
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