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Funny story: David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio

David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio

David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio, ones that led to a record number of angry complaints to the BBC. 'I hang my head in shame', the Only Fools and Horses star said on Radio 4 today, 'I said things that...

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Funny story: Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

It came as no surprise today when all international cricket teams refused to play Pakistan again, until they either provide genuine and decent security at matches, or stop allowing their own people to systematically murder players, while Pakistani po...

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Funny story: Trial starts for Mumbai suspect

Trial starts for Mumbai suspect

The trial of the only known surviving suspect from last year's Mumbai terrorist attack took place today. Mr. P. Akistan has been accused of killing 170 innocent people in India's financial capital, in what Indian police called 'a pathetic and cowa...

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Funny story: Solid Proof That Not All Lawyers Are Money Siphoning Sludges

Solid Proof That Not All Lawyers Are Money Siphoning Sludges

In a surprising reversal of how things are thought to work in our societies, lawyers in Pakistan in the past few weeks have made courageous stands against the government (!), stood up to armed police and government troops (!!), fought against corrupt...

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Funny story: Musharraf wants to 'play useful role in politics if asked'. Experts say that's like inviting the fox back into the hen-house!

Musharraf wants to 'play useful role in politics if asked'. Experts say that's like inviting the fox back into the hen-house!

NEW DELHI - Ex-Pak tinpot Dictator-Prez General-Mister Musharraf is begging for a job. Never having done a day's honest work in his entire life - besides playing with his toy soldiers, the buffoonish-mustachioed, unemployed dictator is now seeking a...

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Funny story: Double-dealing Musharraf desperate to win Nobel Peace Prize now mouthing "lasting peace talks" with India!

Double-dealing Musharraf desperate to win Nobel Peace Prize now mouthing "lasting peace talks" with India!

NEW DELHI - After 9 years as a failed dictator pretending to be a democrat General Mushie was thrown out of office because he was too gutless to run as a civilian in democratic elections. But the little narcissist is without doubt a legend in his ow...

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Funny story: FA hire Pakistani police for Cup Final

FA hire Pakistani police for Cup Final

The Football Association today announced they were hiring Pakistanis to police this year's Cup Final. Chief executive George Worst said: 'We were so impressed with Pakistan's handling of a recent crisis involving a cricket team that we've decided...

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Funny story: Sri Lanka Unfazed By Pakistan Terror Attack

Sri Lanka Unfazed By Pakistan Terror Attack

The Sri Lankan cricket team arrived back in Colombo this morning after yesterday's scandalous, terrible, horrific, frightening and disgusting terrorist attacks on their team bus which left seven people dead, and seven of their squad injured. Batsm...

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Funny story: New Zealand - special bus for Pakistani cricket tour

New Zealand - special bus for Pakistani cricket tour

Kiwi Tours, charged with travel arrangements for the New Zealand Cricket team, has said that it will go ahead with the Pakistani tour, and is quite confident that it's new bus will keep the players safe. The bus, a red RF486 from route 159 to Stre...

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Funny story: Early reports indicate Pakistani finger behind modern day Sepoy Mutiny in Bangladesh

Early reports indicate Pakistani finger behind modern day Sepoy Mutiny in Bangladesh

DHAKA, BANGLADESH - Suspects captured in the horrific mutiny have started singing like canaries and to nobody's surprise the finger is, once again pointing towards Pakistan - America's greatest ally in the War on Terror. Early reports indicate tha...

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Funny story: Pakistan PM Gilani thanks Obama-Biden-Kerry for 'helping finance Swat Taliban deal'

Pakistan PM Gilani thanks Obama-Biden-Kerry for 'helping finance Swat Taliban deal'

Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani, who claims he is the 'real' leader of Pakistan says his country is B-R-O-K-E and publicly thanked the Obama administration for helping to finance the 'deal' with the Taliban in Swat. " I want to personally thank Mr...

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Funny story: Positioning himself for a political comeback Musharraf says "Two down, one to go"

Positioning himself for a political comeback Musharraf says "Two down, one to go"

ISLAMABAD - PAKISTAN: Former Pakistani coup-maker turned 'democratically-elected' President Pervez Musharraf appears to be ready to stage a comeback as he assiduously courts various and sundry PML (non-Nawaz) factions. Lauding the recent Supreme...

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Funny story: Yusuf Raza Gilani says "Pakistan is not a failed state, only D-minus - we are on life-support and hope the US won't pull the plug. We are India's friend and with friends like us why does India need enemies"

Yusuf Raza Gilani says "Pakistan is not a failed state, only D-minus - we are on life-support and hope the US won't pull the plug. We are India's friend and with friends like us why does India need enemies"

DAVOS - Pakistani PM Yusuf Raza Gilani, known for his mangling of the English language once again stood before the international media in what is becoming Pakistan's weekly "Progress Report to the world".. Wringing his hands and whining that it...

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Funny story: "This will be the death of her!" as Pakistani family sues royals for slander, defamation

"This will be the death of her!" as Pakistani family sues royals for slander, defamation

Buckingham Palace - (Smelling Salts Mess): The royal physician has warned about increasing the Queen's senile dementia medication yet again despite widespread fears a racist slur lawsuit will clean out the royal coffers. This morning legal papers...

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Funny story: Mental illness rampant in Pakistani government - Bumbling PM Gilani moonlights as comedian while delusional nutbar Musharraf returns in Inspector Dreyfuss avatar!

Mental illness rampant in Pakistani government - Bumbling PM Gilani moonlights as comedian while delusional nutbar Musharraf returns in Inspector Dreyfuss avatar!

ISLAMA-BAD: Bumbling Pakistani Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani is pissed-off that an equally bumbling President Zardari is not showing him enough respect. "I am the actual Pakistani ruler" he proclaimed as he applied his clown make-up. Having...

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Funny story: World famous astrologer says "Stars foretell that Pakistan territory will end up being divided within 3 months because of its own calumnies"

World famous astrologer says "Stars foretell that Pakistan territory will end up being divided within 3 months because of its own calumnies"

LONDON - Famous astrologer Crystal Ballz says "things do not look good for Pakistan". Ms. Ballz is well-known for her famous predictions including the election of Barck Obama, the breakup of Madonna and Guy Ritchie and the birth of the Brangelina tw...

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Funny story: Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari Makes a Move on Condoleeza Rice

Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari Makes a Move on Condoleeza Rice

Islamabad (Dissociated Press)- Since the assassination of his wife, former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, President Zardari has been on the prowl for a mate. Preferably, one that is active in US politics. After being rejected by Governer Sarah Palin...

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