Following the unexpected demise of Osama Bin Laden, described by many as the extremist's Max Clifford, the UK last night went into morning. The Home Secretary announced that with effect from 12.00am last night, the UK was to enter a 12-hour period...
The delayed honeymoon of newlyweds the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may now go ahead immediately after the Pakistani government offered use of a recently vacated high security compound guaranteed to suppress the Royal couples location for an extensi...
The search is on for Osama Bin Laden's watery grave 'somewhere in the Indian Ocean'. Al Queda have suspended all operations in order to concentrate on locating their leader so that they can retrieve his body and put it in a suitable place. This is...
Disturbing film has been released by ABC TV showing TV staff's reaction to the Obama White House team's reactions in the Situation Room as they watched the killing of Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. One female editor visibly blanched as Secretary of...
Hades - Osama Bin Laden was "disappointed but happy" when he arrived in Hell yesterday. "I was certainly looking forward to my 72 virgins." stated Bin Laden after being advised that his religion was false. His sadness was replaced by a little j...
Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose. "The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abducta...
New York City, NY - The Donald called a press conference today to announce he was responsible for Osama bin Laden's demise. "I give myself great credit. I am the one who forced President Obama to reveal his original long form birth certificate. I kept asking, where is the birth certificate? John McCain couldn't do it, not even the Clintons could do it. I DID IT! "Now, everyone should send...
Today Google spokesman, Jerry Nosey, announced that Google knew where Osama Bin Laden was all along. "We've known where Osama Bin Laden was hiding for years", said Jerry Nosey. "We know where everybody is, all the time. Not only do we know where everybody is, we, also, know what everybody is doing". "We knew that on November 3, 2006, Bin Laden was in Tehran playing putt-putt golf with Iran...
Looking to pump up the ratings with another original programming series similar to "Behind the Music", cable music channel giant VH1 will expand its in-depth profile series beyond the music industry to feature great bands of another sort. The pilot...
In the first interviews conducted in the area of Abbottabad, neighbors within living distance of late terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden describe their neighbor as a "quiet man" who "kept to himself and did not bother anyone" in the neighborhood wh...
Counter intelligence units deployed in the Arabian Peninsula, were reportedly angered over the intentional leak of medical exam information following the return of Osama Bin Laden's remains to the aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson. The on-duty P...
If it is recorded, as fact, that Mr. Bin Laden has met his end, courtesy of American President Barack Obama, and American Special Forces soldiers, then it is predicted that this will cause no end of problems, both for the Republican Party, and its mo...
Bonkers evolutionists are claiming that there is no rush if anyone needs to reclaim the remains of international terrorist Osama Bin Laden, who was supposedly buried at sea today. According to the phoney baloney theory, it takes millions of years...
Has the Loch Ness Monster finally been killed? A Scottish fisherman by the name of Angus McTwinkle claims he caught the monster on Monday but then had to kill it and leave it to sink to the bottom of the Loch. "I called out a warning for Nessie to...
Republicans are outraged that President Obama has gotten around to killing terrorist matermind Osama bin Laden. "I'm crushed," said House Speaker John Boehner. "What are we gonna do now? After this it's gonna be a lot harder for our Tea Party friends to say Obama's a terrorist, or that he's secretly a Muslim. Who's gonna believe that nutbag shit now? A few people will say that it's a hoax, tha...
Today Glenn Beck on his radio show told his audience that he informed Bin Laden to buy gold, get miracle seeds and stock up on flashlight bulbs. "I know, I know I tell my listeners everyday to get ready for the government to come after you and take your freedoms, this Navy SEAL team just took the freedom of Bin Laden. I warned him that Obama does not care whose rights he violates since he is a...
Once the dust has settled over the Al Qaeda leader's demise (if indeed it ever does) the international community have a long list of questions for the Pakistani government. Following the discovery of Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts, and the subsequent year of covert surveillance, politicians the world over are demanding to know how the Pakistanis failed to alert the west to the fact that Bin Lade...
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