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Funny story: Country Music Singer Chely "Wrights" Her Wrongs to Oprah

Country Music Singer Chely "Wrights" Her Wrongs to Oprah

Last Wednesday May 19th 2010 self outed Country Music singer Chely Wright appeared on the God of Television Shows, Oprah. Her "outing" made headlines around the world and was a great moment in history for the GLBT community, and a possible life li...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Well known for speaking on live television about her problematic, "vajayjay," it is being reported that Oprah Winfrey is under heavy pressure by Dr. Phil to release what he believes could be a secret weapon in the effort to plug the massive oil leak...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Oprah Winfrey That She Blames Her Rage On Her Maple Syrup Diet

Naomi Campbell Tells Oprah Winfrey That She Blames Her Rage On Her Maple Syrup Diet

CHICAGO - One of the angriest women in America, Naomi Campbell appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about why exactly it is that she seems to always be acting like a bitter bitch. Before Campbell started talking Winfrey made it very clear...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Says Tiger's Number is 121 Bitches and Her Number Is 500 Million Bucks

Elin Nordegren Says Tiger's Number is 121 Bitches and Her Number Is 500 Million Bucks

ORLANDO - Speaking from her front porch, Elin Nordegren says that she is fed up with the ever increasing numbers of her friggin bikini burger addicted husband's crotch cookies conquests. She said that she cannot believe that the BN (bitch number)...

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Funny story: Beloved Grizzled Spoof Writer and War Veteran Frankie J Denies He is Oprah's Daddy!

Beloved Grizzled Spoof Writer and War Veteran Frankie J Denies He is Oprah's Daddy!

Despite a deluge of requests for interviews and product endorsements, ailing Spoof Writer Frankie J vehemently denied today he is the long missing father of TV Diva Oprah Winfrey. Reports from a number of international investigative magazines have...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey to Be Official Spokesperson for New Sex Pill

Oprah Winfrey to Be Official Spokesperson for New Sex Pill

Horny Goat Pharmaceuticals announced FDA approval of its female enhancement drug LiagrO and that Oprah Winfrey was tabbed as the drugs official talking head. Horny Goat is known for its Liagra and Liagra II sex pills and has used its expertise to...

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Funny story: Kenny Chesney Finally Admits Why His Marriage To Renee Zellweger Failed

Kenny Chesney Finally Admits Why His Marriage To Renee Zellweger Failed

CHICAGO - Kenny Chesney appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show and for the first time explained why his marriage to actress Renee Zellweger was annulled after only four months. The country and western super star has had number one hits with songs such...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby's Book, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are" Hits #1

Bill Cosby's Book, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Bill Cosby was in town to see some old friends and argue with them about how the blacks of today are not like the blacks of the 1950s, or the 1960s, or even of the blacks who participated in The American Civil War [i.e. plantation slaves].

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Funny story: Oprah Had Orgasm During Humpback 'Heat Run' Voiceover

Oprah Had Orgasm During Humpback 'Heat Run' Voiceover

Oprah Winfrey's personal assistant announced today that the megastar/cash cow is not a Diva but in fact no different than the average American and just as sexually viable. Ms. Winfrey is regarded as the most respected and admired African-American...

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Funny story: Rich Get Richer As Oprah Eats Donald Trump

Rich Get Richer As Oprah Eats Donald Trump

New York- Shocking reports out of New York City tonight suggest that Oprah Winfrey has consumed one of the world's richest men. Stunned and horrified Celebrity Apprentice contestants were informed this afternoon that 'the Donald' was chased down...

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Funny story: Oprah Proves Howard Stern Wrong: Gabourney Sidibe Will Star In "Oprah Winfrey - The Fat As Hell Years"

Oprah Proves Howard Stern Wrong: Gabourney Sidibe Will Star In "Oprah Winfrey - The Fat As Hell Years"

CHICAGO - Television talk show host Oprah Winfrey has just proved radio talk show host Howard Stern wrong; very wrong. Stern aka "The Voice of Vulgarity" remarked that Oscar-nominated Gabourney Sidibe, who weighs 603½ would never again make anoth...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Agrees To Loan The Financially Strapped State of California $1 Billion!

Oprah Winfrey Agrees To Loan The Financially Strapped State of California $1 Billion!

CHICAGO - The queen of American talk shows and one of the richest women in the United States Oprah Winfrey has agreed to lend the financially strapped state of California $1 billion at an amazingly low 1.3 percent interest rate. Ms. Winfrey said t...

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Funny story: Vancouver Provides 100,000 Condoms To Athletes - When The Heck Do They Find The Time To Compete?

Vancouver Provides 100,000 Condoms To Athletes - When The Heck Do They Find The Time To Compete?

VANCOUVER - The Vancouver Winter Olympic Committee has stated that they are providing 100,000 free condoms for the athletes competing in the XXI Winter Olympic Games. Chester Bedbrazen, Director of The Prophylactic Sub-Committee for the Vancouver...

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Funny story: It Was Actually Oprah Winfrey's Stunt Double In The Leno-Winfrey-Letterman Super Bowl Commercial

It Was Actually Oprah Winfrey's Stunt Double In The Leno-Winfrey-Letterman Super Bowl Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - The CBS Super Bowl commercial that featured David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Oprah Winfrey, was only two-thirds correct. Although Leno and Letterman were in the studio when the commercial was filmed, Oprah was not. She was in Coo...

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Funny story: Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Pissed off American Taxpayers today told the American president, Barry Obama, to stay off television, get a real friggin' job, and let them sort out the economic and domestic mess he's been contributing to. "He's been in office over a year, and ge...

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Funny story: Brobama Vows To Change The NCAA Championship Series From A Ratings System To A Playoff System

Brobama Vows To Change The NCAA Championship Series From A Ratings System To A Playoff System

NEW MADRID, Missouri - President Barack Obama was in New Madrid addressing the Missouri Federation of Mule Breeders. He stressed to the convention goers the importance of making sure that our children and their children continue to take advantage...

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Funny story: The Plastic Industry Names Heidi Montag As It Poster Girl For 2010

The Plastic Industry Names Heidi Montag As It Poster Girl For 2010

CHICAGO - Another title has been bestowed on electropop performer and reality television performer Heidi Montag. The native of Crested Butte, Colorado, was in the 'Windy City' for appearances on The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Hello Chicago How The H...

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