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Funny story: Grandma dies of heart attack after penis pictures appear on iPhone

Grandma dies of heart attack after penis pictures appear on iPhone

An 85year old Seattle area grandmother died of a heart attack Tuesday after receiving an anonymous email of an erect penis. Family members say they bought her the new phone after she accidentally flushed hers down the toilet during a family party.

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Funny story: BBC Response To Ageism Charges Goes Awry

BBC Response To Ageism Charges Goes Awry

Attempts by the BBC to prove it is not ageist or sexist when it chooses on-screen presenters is having some dubious results. The broadcaster is urgently putting older faces on screen after it lost the industrial tribunal brought by Miriam O'Reilly...

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Funny story: In-Laws Come to Visit - Terror Alert Status Raised to Severe

In-Laws Come to Visit - Terror Alert Status Raised to Severe

Chicago, Illinois- A visibly shaken Charles Wilkinson alerted authorities this afternoon to a new and compelling threat to national security, or maybe just to his sanity, as his wife's mother and father, Norman and Myrna Bombenek, have yet to leave...

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Funny story: Rowling's Last Interview

Rowling's Last Interview

On the crest of a wave after her apparent victory over the Willy the Wizard team in New York when Judge Shira Scheindlin threw out their case against US publishers Scholastic J.K.Rowling gave a rare impromptu interview to a lone reporter at her Edinburgh mansion. She had assumed wrongly that Hanzoff Miwerk co-editor of one of Holland's leading intellectual mazazines had flown in to ask her quest...

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Funny story: China makes law to ensure children visit their parents

China makes law to ensure children visit their parents

China has passed a law in order to ensure that children visit their parents. China is way ahead of other countries and believes it is setting an extremely good example to the rest of the world. There are so many lonely people in the world, wasting...

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Funny story: Two Fat Hideous Welsh Putas Caned By Courts For Abusing Oldies

Two Fat Hideous Welsh Putas Caned By Courts For Abusing Oldies

Cardiff Magistrates Courts today heard how two clinically obese mingers 'with faces that would turn the milk sour' thought it might be a bit of a laugh to scare the living daylights out of their elderly female patients by waving a 'green goblin' glov...

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Funny story: 95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!

95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!

The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...

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Funny story: Newby - Isle of Wight- hit by biggest snowfall in history of the village.

Newby - Isle of Wight- hit by biggest snowfall in history of the village.

The residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, are busy digging themselves out of the largest snowfall that has hit the village in over 12 months. Residents were shocked to wake up this morning to be met with a whopping 2 cm. of snow which had fallen duri...

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Funny story: Pensioners Riot Over Public Toilet Price Increase

Pensioners Riot Over Public Toilet Price Increase

The government was in turmoil today when hundreds of old age pensioners descended on Downing street and caused considerable damage to buildings and public property during hours of rioting. Home Office spokesperson, Askew Smythe, said the governmen...

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Funny story: 106 year old Quits Smoking

106 year old Quits Smoking

German actor Johannes Heesters, who is 106 years old, has quitted smoking. He says he has done it for love as his 62 year old wife Simone Rethel, who has been living with the actor since 1992, wants him to. She has taken her time persuading Johann...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Identity Thieves Target Elderly

Isle of Wight News - Identity Thieves Target Elderly

Identity Theft seems like a problem of the computer age but more and more non-computer users seem to be targeted. The elderly in particular are increasingly reporting becoming victims of this new crime. Marjorie Stevens of 10 Bettsworth Cresent ha...

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Funny story: New Enzime Reverses Aging,The God Drug Commith

New Enzime Reverses Aging,The God Drug Commith

An on going experiment conducted by Harvard University has developed an enzime that reverses the aging process in lab mice. Doctor Ronald DePinho's study may change the entire aging process worldwide, as well as the mind set for humans in regards...

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Funny story: Most Elderly Think Social Networking is a Bedroom Activity

Most Elderly Think Social Networking is a Bedroom Activity

Interviewed by Modern Lifestyle Magazine for their "Decade in Review" edition, it was found that most people over the age of 70 think that social networking, and specifically social networking tools are "unmentionable" things that happen in the bedro...

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Funny story: Shock as Man Dies From Old Age

Shock as Man Dies From Old Age

BIRMINGHAM - A man today died of the incurable disease of 'old age'. Jack Summers, 87, died of a dilberating condition known colloqiually as 'old age', but known medically as senectus, which is latin for 'old age'. Old age affects nearly everyone...

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Funny story: Buying Toys on Credit for Grandkids Burying Seniors in Debt

Buying Toys on Credit for Grandkids Burying Seniors in Debt

More and more seniors are seeing their overall debt to income ratio increase due to the overwhelming urge to buy toys for their grandkids on credit to keep them in their good graces. According to a study, a large majority of seniors 60 and over lost...

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Funny story: Old People Told Not to get Sick

Old People Told Not to get Sick

Skiving Oldies, pretending to have health problems are clogging up the Health system. 'It is about time Old People learnt to stop being so pathetic' said Hospital Chief Dr Mortician 'we get these people complaining about everything under the sun. The...

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Funny story: Bio-Scientists say no to viagra and recommend buying young pussies instead and for ageing women, holidays in Kenya?

Bio-Scientists say no to viagra and recommend buying young pussies instead and for ageing women, holidays in Kenya?

Bio-Scientists have gathered in Oslo (very Nobel) hoping to find a "natural" way of helping the growing ageing community to ensure their sex lives remain active and reduce the amount of chemical intake. According to the research, aging men should...

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