Showing:

Funny satire stories about Obesity

Try another search?

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That In Order To Save On Her Food Bill She Will Soon Start Growing Her Own Food

Kirstie Alley Says That In Order To Save On Her Food Bill She Will Soon Start Growing Her Own Food

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has reportedly told her maid that she has decided to start growing her own food. Alley told Granola Bagley, her long time maid that it has just gotten too darn expensive to have to go the grocery every single day an...

Read full story
Funny story: To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

Kate is not as vain as this headline suggests. She walked down the streets of London, before joining the gym, looking for the fattest women she could find. She approached each of them (ten in all) and offered to pay for a year's membership at the H...

Read full story
Funny story: Miniaturization Escalates with Obesity

Miniaturization Escalates with Obesity

Scientists have confirmed that ongoing successes in miniaturization of electronics have been given a boost by increased rates of obesity that only now are being accounted for. Some recent technological breakthroughs in fact have been attributed en...

Read full story
Funny story: US Fatties Declare War

US Fatties Declare War

Chubby Butterworth head of the "Fat is Beautiful Society" of California has issued a statement on behalf of his half-million members. The society has been campaigning for years to end discrimination in America against fat and obese people. Chubby, who is not keeping well, issued the following statement from his hospital bed - wards two, three and four: "We, the calorie challenged people...

Read full story
Funny story: Britain's fattest man eats his way out of house and home

Britain's fattest man eats his way out of house and home

Mark Paulson, 50, is officially the fastest man in Britain topping the scales at some 70 stone and now it appears he's putting on weight, again. Paulson, who recently appeared in a TV documentary, has apparently started to eat his own furniture an...

Read full story
Funny story: Palin defends fatties, attacks health campaigns

Palin defends fatties, attacks health campaigns

Following her attack on Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign, saying that it took away people's right to choose their desserts, Sarah Palin has issued a statement to the nation, and to God, calling on people to stand up against socialist inspired...

Read full story
Funny story: Restaurant Baytarns Takes Revenge on Fat Customers

Restaurant Baytarns Takes Revenge on Fat Customers

Rumours that the restaurant chain Baytarns are about to introduce a restriction on fat people grew yesterday. It is alleged that all customers will have to "pass though a hoop" before getting access to the all you can eat facilities. Those too fat to...

Read full story
Funny story: Donovan McFlabb Upset Over Questions Regarding His Body Mass Index.

Donovan McFlabb Upset Over Questions Regarding His Body Mass Index.

Donovan McFlabb's life since joining the hapless Redskins has been a blur of criticism, condemnation and fatty foods. And, judging from McNabb's furious lashing out during his weekly after-loss press conference, it seems to be getting to him. Here we...

Read full story
Funny story: One in Four Fat Birds Just Don't Know It

One in Four Fat Birds Just Don't Know It

An article published in an Essex medical journal claims a quarter of fat birds are in denial and don't think they have a weight problem. Experts at the world famous Romford Medical Institute have conducted interviews with 2,000 women aged 18 to...

Read full story
Funny story: Former Fat Man Sues

Former Fat Man Sues

Ronald Rolls, car salesman and former fat man, has sued the weightloss group "WeightBreakers" after they helped him shed a staggering 40stone. Mr Rolls began life at a healthy 9lbs but ballooned to over 52stone by the time he was forty. Doctors g...

Read full story
Funny story: Myths about Obesity

Myths about Obesity

See Billy Connoly's Youtube video on Food "its no wonder you're as fat as fucking pigs" for scientific observations. A recent article in Live Science explained 11 ways we that can put on weight. Obesity it says can be due to such things as leaving the light on at night, having your tonsils out and catching a cold. Could there be any truth in these bizarre suggestions? Before our poor fatties...

Read full story
Funny story: More Fat People Than Ever In US

More Fat People Than Ever In US

A study by researchers into US dietary control has revealed that there are now more people than ever before, who just can't walk past a burger establishment without going in and purchasing a meal that a normal family could live off for a week. Out...

Read full story
Funny story: Obese Woman Wins Boston Marathon

Obese Woman Wins Boston Marathon

The woman known simply as B. won the Boston Marathon last week. She was diagnosed with a rare thyroid disorder that caused her to become morbidly obese at a very young age. Despite these challenges B. has managed to become the first obese person to w...

Read full story
Funny story: General 'Six Kebabs' suffers embarrassment of needing a new XXXXL uniform

General 'Six Kebabs' suffers embarrassment of needing a new XXXXL uniform

In a major embarrassment for the Ministry of Defence, the new head of the British Army, General Sir Baldrick Brick-Shithouse, has been forced to purchase a new XXXXL uniform, due to the ever increasing size of his girth; and this comes only days afte...

Read full story
Funny story: Global hunger unexpectedly high so Obese people attack M**Donalds!

Global hunger unexpectedly high so Obese people attack M**Donalds!

The levels of global hunger have risen dramatically and Obese people the world over are on the rampage! Recent attacks on M**Donalds, Bu***r K**g, Kentucky F***d Ch***en have proven this point as overweight, desperate, gorging fatties raid the fas...

Read full story
Funny story: American obesity linked to Chinese population

American obesity linked to Chinese population

As any A-Level geography student knows, as long as they are not a member of the Flat Earth Society, China is directly opposite on the globe to the United States of America. This has lead one maverick biologist to come to a remarkable explanation for...

Read full story
Funny story: Fat Men Are Better Lovers

Fat Men Are Better Lovers

Put down the sushi and grab a Big Mac, fries and a shake: Researchers at McDonalds have finished a yearlong study that correlated body fat with male sexual prowess. Their findings may surprise you: Fat men were able to make love for an average of...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more