Earlier this week Iran released photos of missile tests that turned out to be enhanced. Today secret sources have released new photos they claim show real missiles equiped with real nuclear (or nucular in Busheese) war heads.
In a candid interview late last week U.S. Presidential candidate John McCain admitted that if he is elected in November he will attack the Socialist Republic of Vietnam with nuclear weapons.
London - (Cash-for-Honors Mess): Residents of a wealthy North London enclave are frantic following the discovery of an unexploded nuclear device in safe deposit vaults owned by business pals of Lord Levy.
Yangtze River, Sandouping - (Seismic Mess): Millions of gallons of radioactive contaminants have seeped into China's fabled Three Gorges Dam following a series of seismic aftershocks.
President Sarkozy has announced France's stocks of air launched nuclear weapons is to be slashed in an effort to ensure the safety of Europe. In a speech to French defence chiefs Sarkozy hailed the plan as a major blow to the enemies of France a...
U.S military has told the world they quit their nuclear program after the WWII bombing. Well, they didn't, because their was another test on one in the city of New Lexington.
A 700 megaton atomic weapon blast in which over 6 million Americans died was largely ignored by the rest of the population, figures today suggested. The blast, centered around the north-western city of Seattle, and most likely detonated by terrorist...
Washington (IP) - The United States has made a deal with Iran wherein it will hand over a few hydrogen bombs to the Iranians. There is only one catch and that is that if the Iranians move one of the bombs it will go off in their back yard.
A group of North Korean scientists trying to assemble that country's first nuclear bomb, has discovered what it says is a link between industry and technology, and Global Warming, and has laid the blame squarely at the door of the US. The group, b...
Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...
"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...
Kennebunkport, Maine - After a long day of angry debate, bellicose posturing and fierce name-calling, Vladimir Putin and George Bush met together in the evening, in private, to share warm hugs, and to toast the success of their summit meeti...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - LAKEWOOD, Colo., June 12 - The Bush administration Corrupt Bastards recommended Tuesday that thousands of former workers at a nuclear weapons plant be denied immediate government compensation for illnesses that they say result...
TEHRAN - Iran is no longer interested in developing nuclear weapons, according to sources at the the International Atomic Energy Agency. Farouht Keck, a spokesman for the UN's nuclear watchdog, stated that, "based on our analysis, Iran coul...
In an interview with an Arkansas newspaper, former President Jimmy Carter called George "Dubya" Bush "our worst president ever." Carter pointed out all of the Bush flaws and failures in domestic policy, foreign policy, and econom...
HELENSBURGH, Scotland - Quakers at Faslane Peace Camp fell out with each other for half an hour.
HELENSBURGH, Scotland - On the eve of Faslane Peace Camp's 25th birthday, Commodore Roger Andout of Faslane Nuclear Submarine Base released a press bulletin stating the peace camp's quarter-century presence was based on a misunderstanding ari...
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