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Funny story: Nottingham Schools To Encourage Pupils 'Spotting'!

Nottingham Schools To Encourage Pupils 'Spotting'!

The chair of the Nottingham City Council Education Committee, Irma Dunce, has declared her intention of reintroducing 'Spotting' as a hobby and pastime for those children not in borstal. She explained: "I realise that Train Spotting is out of the question nowadays, due to the dangers of electrification, and collisions with the few trains still running. Twish.. twich..twatc... Bird Watching is a...

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Funny story: Security Guard required for work in the Nottingham area

Security Guard required for work in the Nottingham area

Security Guard required for work in the Nottingham area Must be able to speak, and understand some English Have own transport (Bicycle Or bus pass) Be aged between 18 to 96 (Other ages considered) Ex-taxi drivers welcome It would be advantageous, if the applicant has the ability to be surly, sneer, spit, swear, and senticous (Prickly-thorny) Be prepared to work up to 110 hours a...

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Funny story: Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

It was revealed by Haye Tyson, a City Council litter picker this morning to our ace, unpaid, senile reporter Inchcock Gobblenot, that the Nottingham City Police are to awarded a Special Preservation Order from the city. Mr Tyson went on to explain...

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Funny story: Nottingham Survey on Police Morale Carried Out

Nottingham Survey on Police Morale Carried Out

The Nottingham council have organised, conducted and financed a survey, on what the Nottingham police officers actually think about the cut-backs of 289 of their number from the Service in the Nottingham area, and how they will affect them personally...

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Funny story: Aliens Land on Earth - to save 'at-risk' species

Aliens Land on Earth - to save 'at-risk' species

It can now be revealed - that Aliens have indeed landed on earth on the 7th June 2011, at Little Crumpet Village, in Nottinghamshire, UK. The aliens, friendly in nature, declared their intention of saving earth species at risk of extermination. Al...

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Funny story: New Game Developed with Nottingham Scenario

New Game Developed with Nottingham Scenario

Multi-National company Zim-Sity, are to produce a Nottingham scenario for their new Zim-Sity Simulation Game, due for release later this year. N Erdmann, Sim-Sity's senior developer quoted: "We realised that Nottingham has the fastest growing unem...

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Funny story: Honest Driver's Letter to the Council

Honest Driver's Letter to the Council

The following letter was received by the Nottingham City Council Parking Services, Loxley House, Station Street, Nottingham. NG2 3NG. We could not help but see the bitter-sweet side to the letter, however, the Council Officials obviously could not. Dear Sir, I went into your wonderful city last Tuesday, in my 1969 Austin Allegro registration W234 TIT, and after three hours managed to find...

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Funny story: Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country

Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country

Radio Nottingham this morning broadcast a report from a Mr Rich Sodd, financial analyst with Money, Bags, & Snotts auditors of Nottingham. In the programme, Sodd declared that: "Nottingham has not been affected so detrimentally with the Government cutbacks, increased prices in of food, fuel, commodities and VAT, as many other areas of the country. Our Nottingham Spoof Gazette reporter, D...

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Funny story: Nottingham Public Toilet Doors to be given Names in place of Numbers!

Nottingham Public Toilet Doors to be given Names in place of Numbers!

Nottingham Spoof Gazette - Despite the spending cutbacks, Councillors on the Labour controlled Nottingham City Council, have agreed as part of the 'softening' of the perception of it having the 'Crime Queen City of the Midlands' reputation. Counci...

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Funny story: Award for Nottingham Police

Award for Nottingham Police

It is with the greatest of pleasure that we at the Royal sponsored Inchcock Gazette, have to report that Police Officers in the Nottingham UK, are to be awarded with a humanitarian award for their kind, caring nature, and wonderfully helpful nature s...

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Funny story: Nottingham Bartender Steals Ale Recipe, Gets Rich in Boston

Nottingham Bartender Steals Ale Recipe, Gets Rich in Boston

Working as a resident alien from England and growing in popularity as a Boston brew master, Alistair McCockle has hit the U.S. beer market by storm with a low calorie and highly flavorful Ale recipe he claims he invented himself. Struggling to kee...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Performs In Nottingham, England, Drenched In Fake Blood (Mostly)

Lady Gaga Performs In Nottingham, England, Drenched In Fake Blood (Mostly)

NOTTINGHAM, England - Lady Gaga brought her Monster's Ball Tour, or Monster Balls Tour depending on which side of the 'Big Pond' you're on to Robin Hood's old stomping ground. The Lady danced and pranced and promenaded left and right while dressed...

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Funny story: Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Nottingham: Famed for its 5-1 ratio of women to men, the city of Nottingham was chosen by Sven Goran Eriksson for his move back into the English football league, as he joined Notts County as director of football. At a packed press conference today...

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Funny story: Nottingham Robber Gets Ten Years

Nottingham Robber Gets Ten Years

Nottingham man, Robin Locksley Hood, 29, of Sherwood Road Nottingham was jailed for ten years today after having been found guilty at Nottingham Crown Court of 76 charges of robbery. Hood, who pleaded not guilty, claimed that he was on a mission t...

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Funny story: John Pilger learns Nottinghamese

John Pilger learns Nottinghamese

John Pilger relaxed in his Antipodean sauna in Victoria reading his Daily Spoof, and came across the article "UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect". Nottinghamese In a serious effort to keep up to date, he wrote a story entitled "The P...

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Funny story: UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect

UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect

The United Nations Language Unification Commission last night ended its long deliberations over which dialect of the English language should become the standard for The New Word Order. The head of the commission, Sir Tain Toby Adaftbuga, in our re...

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