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Funny story: Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Canton, Ohio (STT News) - News has been rife with reports of the Washington Redskins changing their franchise moniker due to negativity assumed by so many on the name. But it isn't just DC under the gun. While the league is carefully trying to kee...

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy The Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks

China Wants To Buy The Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks

HONG KONG - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just learned that the Republic of China has expressed a desire to purchase the newly crowned Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks. Rufus Reno with SBID stated that the NFL team's owner multi-billionai...

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Funny story: Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...

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Funny story: Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

During the NFL Combine, the annual gathering of rookies to evaluate their NFL potential, general managers asked tight end Nick Kasa whether or not he "likes girls," or has a girlfriend. Linebacker Manti Te'o's sexuality was the "elephant in the room"...

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Funny story: Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

IRVING, Texas - Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jerry Jones, owner and general manager of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys, is considering whether to publicly declare his incompetence. Jones would become the first openly incompetent GM in the league's histo...

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Funny story: Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

NEW YORK, NY - Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman accidentally choked himself following his team's victory over the Denver Broncos in Superbowl XLVIII. On the Broncos last drive, Sherman deflected Bronco quarterback, Peyton Manning's pass...

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Funny story: In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback. Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter

The Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter

NEW YORK CITY - The Seattle Seahawks organization was a bit tight-lipped as to why their cornerback with the horrible attitude Richard Sherman left Super Bowl 48 in the third quarter. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti said that it...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...

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Funny story: The NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off

The NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off

Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair depending upon your gridiron loyalties, let me proceed to burst your little bubble: the NFL is ripping you off. Due to an old tax code created when the NFL and the AFL joined in 1966 they get to enjoy tax exempt status. The NFL makes $9.5 billion a year. Yes, $9.5 billion. How much do you make...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Betting Coalition has just issued a report stating that Super Bowl XLVIII has just set a record for bets. An insider stated that as of Saturday morning, February 1, at 11:45 a.m. the total amount of money that had been be...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has gone on record as saying that he is tired of his team finishing 8-8 for the last three years. Jones remarked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has spent billions...

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Funny story: President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that the president has made a phone call to Richard Sherman, cornerback with the Super Bowl bound Seattle Seahawks. President Obama told Sherman that he had bett...

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Funny story: Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...

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Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...

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Funny story: An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

LOS ANGELES - Sports writer Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette News has made a very amazing observation regarding the two Super Bowl bound teams. La Bamba pointed out in his publication that the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks are...

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Funny story: Richard Sherman, You're the Man!

Richard Sherman, You're the Man!

SEATTLE, Wash. - Seattle Sea Gulls Cornerback Richard Sherman will be forced to have his lips taped over after Super Bowl XLVIII Sunday, Feb. 2. Sea Slugs management is also considering filling Sherman's mouth with cotton, as a further precautionary...

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