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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Clean House As They Send Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry Packing To The Brooklyn Nets

The Boston Celtics Clean House As They Send Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry Packing To The Brooklyn Nets

BOSTON - Well the Boston Celtics scenery just changed pretty darn quick as the Green team has traded Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry to the Nets of Brooklyn. The three spoke with The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba at a local Lips...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley Are Interested In Buying The Miami Heat

Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley Are Interested In Buying The Miami Heat

MIAMI - Former NBA all-stars Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley flew into Miami to talk to the Miami Heat ownership. The Heat just won the 2012-2013 NBA Finals by defeating The San Antonio Spurs in a hard fought best four out of seven series tha...

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Funny story: Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

MIAMI - San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili sat in the Spurs locker room after losing game six in the NBA Finals, feeling dejected and looking like Wynonna Judd who had just seen someone take that last biscuit from the biscuit basket. Manu's tea...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...

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Funny story: Chris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded

Chris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded

SAN ANTONIO - Chris Bosh sat in his hotel room after getting stomped all over the place by the San Antonio Spurs 113-77 in game three of their best of seven NBA Finals. The dejected Heat player was eating an order of Chimichangas and watching reru...

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Funny story: Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Lost Game One To The San Antonio Spurs Because He and The Heat Were Tired

LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Lost Game One To The San Antonio Spurs Because He and The Heat Were Tired

MIAMI - American Civil War President Abraham Lincoln is credited with uttering the cliché 'Excuses are a dime a dozen.' Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno has said that he interviewed LeBron James after they were defeated by the San Anton...

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Funny story: LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

MIAMI - The Heat were beaten by the San Antonio Spurs in game one of the NBA Finals 92-88, and LeBron James is very upset with his teammates and Chris Bosh in particular. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine reports that he overheard Ja...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says That He Is Going To Start Acting Like Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says That He Is Going To Start Acting Like Kobe Bryant

MIAMI - It is no secret that there is no love lost between Miami Heat star LeBron James and Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant. The two are as different as two sides of a silver dollar except of course for the fact that both are black or African-...

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Funny story: Mukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals

Mukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals

We accept the fact that, when your hometown team is knocked out of the playoffs, the season is generally over. This is never truer than for basketball and hockey. By the time the midnight sun rises, you start to hum the old refrain, "Wait till nex...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...

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Funny story: Indiana Pacers Center Roy Hibbert Hit With A $75,000 Fine For His Clay Aiken Gay Slur

Indiana Pacers Center Roy Hibbert Hit With A $75,000 Fine For His Clay Aiken Gay Slur

INDIANA - Roy Hibbert stated that he does not care about the $75,000 fine since he makes $13.6 million a year. The 7-foot-2-inch tall center for the Indiana Pacers made his out-of-line comment during a post-game interview with the sports media.

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Funny story: Manu Ginobili of The San Antonio Spurs Addresses The Presidential Rumors

Manu Ginobili of The San Antonio Spurs Addresses The Presidential Rumors

SAN ANTONIO - Manu Ginobili is widely considered to be one of the most popular San Antonio Spurs players in the history of the storied NBA franchise. Ginobili, who was born and raised in Argentina, was recently interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with T...

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Funny story: Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthou...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Says LeBron James Will Run Out of Steam

Charles Barkley Says LeBron James Will Run Out of Steam

MIAMI - The Miami Heat took game one in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals as they edged out the Indiana Pacers 103-102 in overtime. Charles Barkley said he was at the game but he was dressed incognito. A fan who spotted Charles, known as "The Fat...

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Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder

Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder

ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley told fellow TNT cast mate Shaquille O'Neal that he does not see the Oklahoma City Thunder beating the Memphis Grizzlies in the Western Conference Semi-Finals. Barkley said that one, Oklahoma City is too youn...

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