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Funny story: Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.

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Funny story: Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

London, England - Research on primates, our closest relatives, has revealed a startling connection between the sexual behavior of female monkeys and that of women: both species fake orgasms during sexual intercourse with their male counterparts.

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Funny story: Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

A government report says that happy marriages are no longer a viable proposition, with many not lasting the first twelve months. A high percentage of relationships end during the honeymoon, it says, with some of them...

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Funny story: Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Hollywood, California - A battle royal took place between the two most lucky, talented and beautiful people on earth since Adam and Eve when Brangelina briefly showed signs of actual individuality this week. The argument, political in nature, unfortu...

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Funny story: Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Los Angeles, California - Police responded to the Los Angeles Mayor's mansion in the early morning predawn hours today to a 911-phone call from neighbors complaining of raised voices, and the sound of shattering glass. Police arrived to find the...

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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!

John Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!

Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted La...

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Funny story: L.A. Mayor, Villaraigosa, confirms he was cheating on his wife, only not with the City of Los Angeles but with another woman

L.A. Mayor, Villaraigosa, confirms he was cheating on his wife, only not with the City of Los Angeles but with another woman

Los Angeles, California - After his expulsion from the Mayoral mansion by his wife, Corina Villaraigosa, and her filing for divorce last month, Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, announced today what was rumored all along, since his announcemen...

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Funny story: Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Beijing, China - Adding insult to injury, Bill Gates got the news just before his tour of China that not only has he lost the coveted top spot of the world's riches man, to Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim, now he discovers he came in second plac...

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Funny story: Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...

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Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Funny story: Lesbian Lohan

Lesbian Lohan

Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has been reportedly dating fellow actress Hilary Duff.

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Funny story: iPod to come with digital love sensor

iPod to come with digital love sensor

Apple are set to launch a new iPod with an interesting add-on accessory - the digital love sensor. The sensor fits into the USB connector and assesses your ability to be a lover.

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Funny story: All is Fair in Love and War

All is Fair in Love and War

It has been reported by scientists at the University of Berkley, California, that 'all really is fair in love and war'. The study, part funded by the Pentagon and the Seventh-day Adventist Church of America Ltd, surveyed couples in the West-Texas ar...

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Funny story: Loving Feeling Lost In Kent

Loving Feeling Lost In Kent

A woman is distraught after discovering that her husband doesn't close his eyes any more when she kisses his lips.

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