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Funny story: Ron Artest: Man of World Peace

Ron Artest: Man of World Peace

Metta World Peace sent another unintentional elbow to the NBA headquarters. After a dozen years of elbowing and other infractions, that is Ron Artest's story--and he's sticking to it. Having entered a new age where giving a sports opponent a co...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant

Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen alias "The Space Cadet" wasted no time as he was seen trying to hit on Vanessa Bryant at a Pizza Doll Restaurant located near Sunset and Vine. Charlie was wearing an NFL New York Giants baseball cap and a New England Patr...

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Funny story: Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

LOS ANGELES - Saying that he does not want to prolong the agony anymore, Kobe Bryant has come to a property and monetary settlement agreement with his wife of 11 years the amazingly rich Vanessa Bryant whom Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight has...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Player Luke Walton Appears To Be Heading To The Washington Wizards

Los Angeles Lakers Player Luke Walton Appears To Be Heading To The Washington Wizards

LOS ANGELES - In a move that many Los Angeles Laker fans knew was coming, Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the Lakers may be trading the 31-year-old, 6-foot-8-inch Luke Walton. The Lakers management stated that they are currently in ta...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Vanessa Bryant Spotted In Brand's 2012 Lamborghini Parked By The Hollywood Sign

Russell Brand and Vanessa Bryant Spotted In Brand's 2012 Lamborghini Parked By The Hollywood Sign

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand will soon be a free man after filing for divorce from his wife of 14 months singer Katy Perry. Brand stated that he filed in Los Angeles County on grounds of Irreconcilable Ipso Facto Differences. Vanessa Bryant will...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just offered Kobe Bryant an opportunity to follow in the footsteps of former, fellow Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom and star in his own reality show. Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian who star in Khloe &...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

LOS ANGELES - The once high-flying Lakers of Los Angeles seem to have left with the dreaded Santa Ana Winds. The Lakers of today are certainly not the Lakers of old when they had the likes of Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom...

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Funny story: Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like jolly olde St. Nick wasn't too good to jolly olde St. Kobe as his Los Angeles Lakers were beaten by the Chicago Bulls 88-87 in their NBA Christmas Day season opener in Tinsel Town. Bryant playing with a torn wrist...

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Funny story: The Scandalous Rumors About Kobe Bryant and Eva Longoria

The Scandalous Rumors About Kobe Bryant and Eva Longoria

LOS ANGELES - (Joke Satire Entertainment News) The rumors about who Kobe Bryant was messing around with causing his wife Vanessa to file divorce papers keep swirling out of the infamous rumor mill of Tinseltown in Hollywood, central Los Angeles, Cal…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies That She's The Reason Why Kobe Bryant's Wife Filed For Divorce

Kim Kardashian Denies That She's The Reason Why Kobe Bryant's Wife Filed For Divorce

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since announcing that she was divorcing her philandering Los Angeles Lakers husband Vanessa Bryant has been keeping a very low profile. So much in fact that even FedEx deliverymen cannot seem to contact her to deliver Christmas p...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That His Divorce Will Not Affect His Basketball Play Except Maybe For His Free Throw Shooting

Kobe Bryant Says That His Divorce Will Not Affect His Basketball Play Except Maybe For His Free Throw Shooting

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant had just finished dribbling and shooting a basketball for three hours straight during a team practice at The Staples Center when he sat down with Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket.

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Funny story: In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode

In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode

LOS ANGELES - Things were really looking good for Kobe Bryant. The NBA lockout had ended and Kobe's team the Los Angeles Lakers were preparing for their first game against the Chicago Bulls on Christmas day. Kobe, who is the NBA's highest paid pla...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant and His Wife Vanessa To Star In A New Reality Show "Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A."

Kobe Bryant and His Wife Vanessa To Star In A New Reality Show "Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A."

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Lakers Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian, stars of the cable network show Lamar & Khloe are not the only basketball couple whose day-to-day exploits America gets to see. Word out of Tinsel Town is that Lak...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

LOS ANGELES - Saying that it is simply just a business matter and nothing more, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss [Pronounced: BUS] today issued a statement that he is seriously considering trading Derek Fisher to Slovenia. Buss stated that cont...

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Funny story: The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...

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