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Funny story: Man arrested on Oxford street today, repeatedly yelling "I hate LOL! I hate LOL!"

Man arrested on Oxford street today, repeatedly yelling "I hate LOL! I hate LOL!"

A man was arrested in down town London at 5:00 p.m. today. The man's name, according to an onlooker who recognized him, is Brian 'Cocky' Fotheringham of Petticoat Lane. Police have been trying to catch him for over a fortnight. Mr. Fotherin...

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Funny story: Koongal's Privates Go Up In Blaze

Koongal's Privates Go Up In Blaze

British socialite Bettina, Duchess of Koongal, 50, got the shock of her life when she returned from a Tahitian getaway only to discover that her luxurious 16th century mansion had fallen victim to an arsonist who has so far torched more than a dozen...

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Funny story: Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Cucumber's are getting a lot of bad press lately given the e-coli scare in Germany. However, an unlikely voice has come to the defence of the under fire 'Cucumber' Probably, the most recognisable building in London's Financial district, 30 St Mary...

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Funny story: U.K. Study Claims Crossing of Arms Reduces Pain

U.K. Study Claims Crossing of Arms Reduces Pain

Scientists from University College London released a report yesterday that supported the claim that a simple crossing of arms in front of the midsection dramatically reduces the feeling of pain. Supposedly blocking some signals to the brain, the c...

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Funny story: London Man Loses His Guinness and Will to Live

London Man Loses His Guinness and Will to Live

Spotted on the tattered roof of his upper flat in Dalston, Otto Franks, second generation German expatriate and local auto mechanic, reportedly a stable and friendly man by all neighbor accounts, had threatened to jump to his death after forgetting t...

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Funny story: Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...

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Funny story: Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...

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Funny story: U.N. To Address Humanitarian Crisis In London

U.N. To Address Humanitarian Crisis In London

The United Nations and a host of major international charities are meeting in Zurich to discuss the increasingly dire humanitarian crisis unfolding in London in the wake of the FA Cup semi finals. Both lanes of the M1 were closed over the weekend...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations

Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations

LONDON - Less than one month ago Kate Middleton expressed to one of her closet friends Winnie Figgyfurst, 36, that she was starting to have second thoughts about the Royal Wedding. Figgyfurst confided to Ta Ta For Now News that Kate had literally...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding to go ahead in London despite radiation

Royal Wedding to go ahead in London despite radiation

Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear full nuclear radiation protection for their wedding in London on April 29th following the news that radiation particles have already reached Britain from the nuclear disaster in Japan. The happy couple...

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Funny story: Huge Demo in London

Huge Demo in London

Estimates of the number of demonstrators in London vary but it is clear that huge support exists for the Cuts Campaign. Police estimate that 100 people had turned up to support the Cuts, but other observers considered that the number was nearer 50.

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Funny story: In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

LONDON - The curator for London's premier Wax Museum has just issued a press release regarding their latest wax figure. Tickety Boo News has reported the shocking story that the wax figure of American reality show participant Heidi Montag, unlike...

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Funny story: Libyan School of Economics, once known as the LSE, London, announces a new course!

Libyan School of Economics, once known as the LSE, London, announces a new course!

LSE, London: Strange things have been happening recently, the great and good, the chattering classes, have all decided en masse, that after 42 years, Colonel Gaddafi is a Dictator that should be sent to Coventry! In October 2009 at the governing...

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Funny story: London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

LONDON - Several of the city's top jewelers are extremely puzzled as to why Big Ben has suddenly stopped ticking. Wainwright Ruskinbridger, one of London's best jewelers checked out the clock and said that he was not able to figure out why it stop...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Her 'Dancing On Ice' Partner Daniel Whiston Seen 'Passionately Snuggling' Down By London's Thames River

Kerry Katona and Her 'Dancing On Ice' Partner Daniel Whiston Seen 'Passionately Snuggling' Down By London's Thames River

LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact. The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Ka...

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Funny story: The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron: Chapter the Second

The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron: Chapter the Second

One day I was taking tea in my rooms when Sherlock Cameron strode in. "You have probably never thought seriously of Boris Moriarty?" said he. "Of course not, the man's like a loveable labrador." "Aye, there's the genius and the wonder of the thing!" he cried. "That man pervades London, and no one takes him seriously. That's what puts him on a pinnacle in the records of bumbling politici...

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Funny story: London underground infested with donkeys

London underground infested with donkeys

A new report published today by Transport for London (TFL), the government body responsible for most aspects of the transport system in London, has warned of a sharp increase in the number of donkeys plaguing the underground rail network. The do...

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