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Funny story: Liverpool's unlucky 13 to open academy

Liverpool's unlucky 13 to open academy

Liverpool's unlucky 13, a group of highly paid but rarely seen players that includes Christian Poulson and Joe Cole, have joined together to create the world's first football academy for bench players and no hopers. The Winston Bogarde Football Ac...

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Funny story: Michael Owen Seen At Anfield - Mystery Deepens

Michael Owen Seen At Anfield - Mystery Deepens

The football rumour mill was buzzing this morning as it was revealed that Manchester United striker Michael Owen was spotted at Anfield yesterday by an alert fan. Liverpool officials were tight lipped when questioned about the matter, but the myst...

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Funny story: Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli

Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli

Latest news from the Lane suggests that Liverpool officials are close to negotiating a return to Anfield for Peter Crouch, and that Spurs intend to use the money in part payment for tempestuous Italian hitman Mario Balotelli, who has been told he can...

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Funny story: Premier League Club Seeks To Obtain Restraining Order on Rafa Benitez

Premier League Club Seeks To Obtain Restraining Order on Rafa Benitez

Aston Villa have taken court action against Rafa Benitez following a series of desperate attempts by the former Liverpool boss to find a new job.  Rafa, who still lives in the UK, has been unemployed since being sacked by Inter Milan in December.

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Funny story: Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...

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Funny story: Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...

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Funny story: Anfield Revival Still On Track Despite Tottenham Defeat Says King Kenny

Anfield Revival Still On Track Despite Tottenham Defeat Says King Kenny

Kenny Dalglish was last night insisting that his Anfield revival is still very much on track, despite the Reds going down 2-0 at Anfield to Tottenham Hotspur. A cracking first half volley from Rafa Van Der Vaart, and a second half penalty conversi...

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Funny story: Ex Liverpool footballer slams "anorexic fairies"

Ex Liverpool footballer slams "anorexic fairies"

Ex Liverpool ace Jan Molby has called the current crop of players "anorexic fairies". The Danish Scouser claims they have no appetite for the game and wouldn't have survived in his day. "Only the Argie Carlos Tevez could have competed at our le...

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Funny story: Dalglish Richly Deserves His New Three-Year Anfield Contract

Dalglish Richly Deserves His New Three-Year Anfield Contract

Kenny Dalglish has signed a new three-year contract at Liverpool. Anfield bosses were so happy with his performance in the caretaker role he had occupied since January that they had no hesitation in offering him the new contract. Dalglish took...

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Funny story: Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly has been given the manager's job at Liverpool on a more permanent basis. This follows a dramatic turnaround following a corpse replacing Roy Hodgson as manager. Liverpool fans were quick to point out that Shankly's dead body still had...

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Funny story: Dalglish To Be Crowned King Kenny

Dalglish To Be Crowned King Kenny

Liverpool FC's owners are flying to Merseyside to finalise Kenny Dalglish's coronation. Chairman Tom Werner and principal owner John Henry hope to crown their man in time for Sunday's clash with Spurs. Talks with the caretaker boss have been co...

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Funny story: Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

The Stones classic 19th Nervous Breakdown is to be reissued next Monday on iTunes in tribute to Manchester United's record breaking 19th Premiership title success - and as a direct snub to Merseyside, and Liverpool fans in particular. A spokesman...

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Funny story: Manchester Utd Fans' "Sick" Chart Bid

Manchester Utd Fans' "Sick" Chart Bid

A bid by Manchester Utd fans to get the 1985 Paul Harcastle Hit Nineteen to the top of the charts has been branded "sick." Fans are being urged to download the track to celebrate Utd's 19th league title. They need a point from their remaining two...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans In Michael Jackson Statue Panic

Liverpool Fans In Michael Jackson Statue Panic

It's being reported that hundreds of Liverpool fans are afraid to go near Fulham's Craven Cottage ground ahead of tonight's Premier League match because they're afraid of Mohamed Al Fayed's tribute Michael Jackson statue. According to eye witnesse...

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Funny story: King Kenny Wants His Perch Back

King Kenny Wants His Perch Back

According to sources, 'King' Kenny Dalglish is privately furious that Manchester United are all set to overhaul Liverpool's tally of 18 League Titles, and has sent an angry text to Sir Alex Ferguson demanding his perch back. Old Trafford insiders...

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