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Funny story: Mickey Mousers Advised To Calm Down By Surgeon General

Mickey Mousers Advised To Calm Down By Surgeon General

The Surgeon General of the United States Of America, a close friend the President elect, Barack Whotsisname, tonight advised Scousers to calm down. Sky sports were this evening inundated with calls from squeaky voiced Scousers distraught by their...

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Funny story: Tottenham Win Again Under Miracle Manager

Tottenham Win Again Under Miracle Manager

Miracles do happen! Last Saturday they enticed Harry Redknapp away from his 'spiritual home' at Portsmouth; on Sunday they beat Bolton; Wednesday saw them claw back a two-goal deficit to draw 4-4 at Arsenal; and tonight the mighty Tottenham Hotspur b...

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Funny story: Sir Trevor McDonald - Just Not Funny - Claims Liverpool Man

Sir Trevor McDonald - Just Not Funny - Claims Liverpool Man

In an astonishing outburst this evening on the approach ramp to Liverpool Lime Street Station, homeless alcoholic Terry O'Hara launched a scathing attack on the nation's favourite newsreader. 'Yer wharr, arrgh ey lad,' O'Hara mumbled. 'Yer see dat...

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Funny story: Pirates Attack Mersey Ferry

Pirates Attack Mersey Ferry

Dramatic events today on the river Mersey as a passenger ferry was tracked down and boarded by pirates. Reports tell of how a small craft, piloted by cutthroats and brigands cut off and managed to board the ferry in order to rob passengers. Pol...

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Funny story: Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo, the 68-year-old 'former Beatle' and their forty-fifth choice for drummer, forcefully told reporters yesterday to stop referring to him as 'former Beatle' when referring to him in the news. "You people do realize The Beatles broke up in 1970...

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Funny story: Hull City Now One Of The 'Big Four' After Tottenham Victory

Hull City Now One Of The 'Big Four' After Tottenham Victory

Hull City, enjoying their first season in the top flight of English football, secured another three points with a convincing victory at White Hart Lane against Tottenham this afternoon, and confirmed their status as the newest of the 'Big Four'. C...

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Funny story: TV Supernanny Jo Frost Advises Parents To Get Rid Of Their Children - Quickly!

TV Supernanny Jo Frost Advises Parents To Get Rid Of Their Children - Quickly!

A well respected TV Supernanny has run into controversy this week over her advice to a particularly troublesome family on a housing estate in Liverpool. Rather than counsel them about their horrid children's behaviour, or provide self-help solutions,...

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Funny story: Ken Dodd In New Wage Claim From Diddymen

Ken Dodd In New Wage Claim From Diddymen

Ken Dodd, the toothy Scouse comedian and cleared tax dodger, has entered into a war of words with his ex-employess, the Diddymen, over unpaid wages amounting to several thousand pounds. Dodd, now 80, is alleged to have reneged on payment of the...

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Funny story: Liverpool Writer Phil Redmond Pens Soap Opera About Gareth Barry Wranglings

Liverpool Writer Phil Redmond Pens Soap Opera About Gareth Barry Wranglings

Liverpool have come up against a brick wall in their bid to prise Aston Villa midfielder Gareth Barry away from the Midlands, and the whole sorry mess has now been made into a soap opera by noted Merseyside writer Phil Redmond. Redmond, who also w...

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Funny story: Wheels Discovered on Vehicle in Liverpool!

Wheels Discovered on Vehicle in Liverpool!

Police were last night stunned after attending an incident in the outskirts of Liverpool where a vehicle was found to have all of its wheels on.

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Funny story: Identical Twins No Longer Share Similarities

Identical Twins No Longer Share Similarities

From Merseyside comes the incredible story of the Bumble twins, Barry and Terry, who were identical in every way until they reached their 21st birthday - a fateful day when everything changed...

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Funny story: Scousers eat my shorts, says Boris Johnson

Scousers eat my shorts, says Boris Johnson

New London mayor Boris Johnson spent Bank Holiday Monday ringing people in Liverpool to tell them to "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough".

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Funny story: Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...

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Funny story: It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...

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Funny story: Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

A Merseyside Chief Constable has hit out at lenient sentencing of gun offenders by judges. Highlighting the often light sentences handed out to gun toting criminals, he explained "Take for example the case of Rhys Jones. His killer was filmed...

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Kevin Keegan, the beleaguered Newcastle United manager, is on his way out of St James' Park, according to sources at the club, and could be sacked as early as next week, if he hasn't already done a ru...

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