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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan is quickly running out of chances. The Hollywood celebutante had gone shopping at the trendy Chanel #7 Store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Afterwards she got in her late model Porsche Panamera and proceeded to driv...

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Funny story: New police interceptors trialled by 6 year old

New police interceptors trialled by 6 year old

A 6 year old has trialled several new prototype police cars, one of which will potentially be picked up by Australian police departments to use in their vehicle fleets. The vehicles were fitted out with modern technology including mobile fingerpri...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume Is Now Available

Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume Is Now Available

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just completed shooting on the film Liz and Dick about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. She is thrilled that she has received such nice praise for her portrayal of the woman who has been married 8 times. Lind...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 26th birthday on July 2, and now on July 3, she wants to help the recently dumped Tom Cruise celebrate his 51st birthday. Lohan realizes that Cruise is still reeling from the divorce bombshell that K...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Is Addicted To Placebos

Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Is Addicted To Placebos

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan's hair stylist has said that the poor, little, troubled, rich girl has been trying her darnedest to keep on the straight and narrow. Slicky Pomade of Pomona told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Caught With 1,000 Placebo Pills In Tijuana, Mexico

Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Caught With 1,000 Placebo Pills In Tijuana, Mexico

TIJUANA, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan told her probation officer that she was going to visit Tijuana, Mexico to buy a special type of huaraches (sandals) that are not sold anywhere in the United States. Lohan crossed into Mexico and wandered around pret...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!

Joan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers traveled back to her beloved New York City to spend some time with some old friends and to visit her $50 million. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" talked with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden. In an interview with Barbara Walter...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Denying That She Was "Sexting" When She Slammed Her Porsche Into The Back Of The 18-Wheeler

Lindsay Lohan Is Denying That She Was "Sexting" When She Slammed Her Porsche Into The Back Of The 18-Wheeler

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan was laying out by the pool in a very skimpy yellow bikini at her mansion Lucky LohanLand. She had just got off the phone with her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley who has informed her that she may be facing charges of dri...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan love doll is causing a scream

Lindsay Lohan love doll is causing a scream

As if Lindsay Lohan didn't have enough troubles to worry about, now she's got a corny love doll on the market. An inflatable love doll named "Loveable Lindsay" from Victor Victoria Products, has reportedly become such a hot ticket item with milli...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan puts her dog up for adoption

Lindsay Lohan puts her dog up for adoption

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly putting her dog up for adoption. Her dog "Snoopy," recently performed in a stage production of "Annie." The Beverly Hills animal shelter will begin taking applications from people interested in adopting Snoopy. "He'...

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Funny story: "Actress" Lindsay Lohan In Hospital After Contracting "Zombie Virus" and Crashing Car

"Actress" Lindsay Lohan In Hospital After Contracting "Zombie Virus" and Crashing Car

"Actress" Lindsay Lohan has contracted the dreaded "zombie virus" but she may have unwittingly found a cure for the epidemic that affects the brain due to her brain not being as developed as other victims. Lohan, 25, was taken to the UCLA Medical...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7. Limbaugh no...

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Funny story: Prince Philip's Lindsay Lohan-style ankle bracelet slips during Queen's Speech

Prince Philip's Lindsay Lohan-style ankle bracelet slips during Queen's Speech

London - There were red faces at the Palace of Westmonster today as an Anti-Social Behavior Order electronic tag worn by the Duke of Edinburgh was seen by millions on live TV. Apparently he got it for a racist rant at some Palace underling paid ne...

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