An Idiot Blogs About The World's Affairs Blogdate 27 February 2011 I write after reading about Mr Saif Gaddafi, the son of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. I have been reading about how this son is arguing that there is nothing going on in Libya really, and all is well. His implicature is surely that it is an hyperbole of our Western News Agencies that is at the root. This raises many a tho...
I've been hearing about this film. I thought the first and second films, Battle for Tunisia and Egypt Breakdown were a bit weak for war films, with not much bloodshed or battles. It appears that the creators have listened. Already news crews at the set of the film have said there is more blood than ever, with more tanks patrolling the streets. Get this. The set stretches across the entire c...
Late last night in New York the UN security council voted in favour to send a high profile delagate to Libya to stop the mass killings.The UN raised a few eyebrows when they name Kim Jong-il as their special diplomat. When asked about this surpri...
UNITED NATIONS -- The U.N. Security Council moved as a powerful block to try to halt Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi's deadly crackdown on protesters, slapping him, his five children and 10 top associates with a harshly worded letter filled with emp...
Through some strange mix-up, union protesters in Wisconsin have wound up in Libya and are scared to death. "We were on our way to fly to Indianapolis to support the protest there as some from Indiana unions came to Madison to study our methods bef...
Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi's son Saif has made a statement on behalf of his father's embattled regime in which he denies that there any problems remaining in his country. In an impasssioned display of oratory, Gadaffi junior tried to put a posi...
A plane chartered by the Canadian government to fly stranded citizens out of Libya has left Tripoli airport completely empty, Canadian sources have reported. Although this may appear a bit bizarre, a number of other countries have had similar expe...
Saudi Arabia - Draconian censorship shields the Jabal Al-Lawz alien structure believed by Biblical scholars to be Mount Sinai. Last week smuggled Saudi video footage confirmed an egg-shaped UFO rising from the Jordanian/Saudi border peak ahead of...
U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki Moon today announced tough new sanctions against the government of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. In a tense statement issued at U.N Headquarters in Manhattan, New York, the General Secretary stated: "The United Natio...
In an unexpected move by Colonel Gaddafi, his office today declared war on the popular, if slightly disbanded popular rock group Dire Straits. Wearing a fetching tent and matching Gatling gun, the Colonel spent over an hour on the phone with the F...
More sinister developments reported from Libya. A source in Tripoli has revealed that under-siege dictator Muammar Gaddafi has ordered seventy six supersized skips from Elephant's Trunk Skip Hire of Enfield, Middlesex. Further investigations pr...
As the crisis in Libya gets worse, the few media outlets in the western part and Loyalist-controlled part of Libya have reported that Gaddafi will not step down, admist riots, extreme violence and hundreds dead in both sides of the country. Inhopeless Media Group went onto the streets. What do you think? Samir Khan, 32, CAIRO (Government worker) - "They can move here! We have enough freedom...
Washington - Amid accusations that President Obama is not doing enough to support the democratic revolution in Libya, the President announced that Moammar Gadhafi's name is to be taken off the official White House Christmas card list. "I wish to send...
Ben Kazi - Muammar Gaddafi blamed his mother Queen Elizabeth tonight for fomenting terror in Libya all week. Ranting incoherently on Have I Got Libyan News For U! the old war whorse blamed HM for terror attacks - under the flagship IRA, Al Qaeda a...
Bab al-Azizia, Libya - Mrs Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi has vented her fury at the decrepit old bastard who's fired rockets at the Libyan people. "He's not the Leader of the Revolution, he's a very naughty senile old fart!" Mrs Gaddafi said today.
Under fire Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has blamed bin laden for the demonstrations that are wreaking havoc in his country. In a phone call to a TV station, the autocrat said that "a bin laden with a large haul of cannabis seized by Tripo...
Muammar Gadaffi, president of Libya, and also known as 'The Colonel', is not feasting on a bucket today, but may be about to kick one. His wings have been clipped and are no doubt fried from the desert heat, not to mention from the fiery protests whi...
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