If you've lived your life waiting for Padmé Amidala and Meg Griffin to sip each other's fuzzy cups, the 2010 movie "Dark Swan" answers thusly: So, whenever someone Googles... ..."Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus", they're coming right to me. Tak...
Following the lead from U.S. political and armed forces leadership, the Vatican has announced the lifting of their own "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, allowing priests and nuns to openly disclose gay or lesbian tendencies without fear of reprisal.
A new gender equality group is created as the nation struggles to fight for the equality of men, putting the group at the forefront of men's rights. The group's name is "Male Empowered Nation" or MEN and their purpose is to take action to bring...
HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock, who lately has devoted most of her time to being the mommy of little Louis Bardo Bullock, has just announced that she will be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's lesbian spy-comedy The Carpet Cuties of Cali...
In a 15-hour long Lobotomy Channel interview with Dolores Dungheape yesterday, Oprah Winfrey yet again denied rumours that she had a sado-masochistic lesbian affair with tennis-player Billie Jean King, reports Crocodile Tears Correspondent, Freya L T...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton. Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...
Top lexicographers have today announced new additions to, and definitions for, the words within the English language dictionary. Of these additions and revisions, however, there stands a solitary point of controversy - the word "gay" will now have th...
A lesbian couple were shocked and disgusted when one of them suddenly grew a penis. Not just a penis but a overwhelmingly large penis. It started out slowly when one of the girls clitoris's became abnormally engorged. The couple paid no attention...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Disc jockey Samantha Ronson has publicly stated that she is happier than she has ever been and that she owes it all to her brand new girlfriend Christina Aguilera. Ronson, who is the ex-'boyfriend' of the extremely troubled Lindsa...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Singer, songwriter, dancer, actress, and some time housewife Christina Aguilera has just learned that her husband of nearly five years Jordan Bratman has filed for divorce. Aguilera, 29, according to a very close friend was report...
Licence payers were shocked last night as a brand new and very spicy hot series based on a group of Scottish lesbians was shown with them wearing kilts (without panties, cheeky). Snogging, seducing, raunchy love scenes were not the problem and the...
Christine O'Donnell just can't keep those Bill Maher tapes from resurfacing and with each new one comes new information about the woman who wants to be Senator so bad, she's willing to break her own rule of not lying. "At this point in time, I'm g...
TV presenter and dental hygienist Clare Balding was delighted today to discover she wasn't a dyke. Balding complained to the PCC when an article was published in The Times by the famous dead American poet Dr Suess called the Dyke on the Bike. T...
Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton. Police say the corpse had been chopped up a bit and then set on fire in what some loc...
This will set tongues wagging! Natalie Portman locks lips in a sexy girl-on-girl scene in the eagerly-anticipated thriller exploring the cut-throat world of ballet. Ballet, once thought to be the upper class, top nobs art form, is actually a seet...
Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...
LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures and G-Spot Productions has just announced that they have signed Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse to star in The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell. The...
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