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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"

Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton. Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...

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Funny story: Official Definition Makes The Word "Gay" Mean Bad

Official Definition Makes The Word "Gay" Mean Bad

Top lexicographers have today announced new additions to, and definitions for, the words within the English language dictionary. Of these additions and revisions, however, there stands a solitary point of controversy - the word "gay" will now have th...

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Funny story: Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis

Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis

A lesbian couple were shocked and disgusted when one of them suddenly grew a penis. Not just a penis but a overwhelmingly large penis. It started out slowly when one of the girls clitoris's became abnormally engorged. The couple paid no attention...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Marry Samantha Ronson Once Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman Is Final

Christina Aguilera To Marry Samantha Ronson Once Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman Is Final

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Disc jockey Samantha Ronson has publicly stated that she is happier than she has ever been and that she owes it all to her brand new girlfriend Christina Aguilera. Ronson, who is the ex-'boyfriend' of the extremely troubled Lindsa...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Singer, songwriter, dancer, actress, and some time housewife Christina Aguilera has just learned that her husband of nearly five years Jordan Bratman has filed for divorce. Aguilera, 29, according to a very close friend was report...

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Funny story: TV Lesbians make love in the morgue on licence payers money!

TV Lesbians make love in the morgue on licence payers money!

Licence payers were shocked last night as a brand new and very spicy hot series based on a group of Scottish lesbians was shown with them wearing kilts (without panties, cheeky). Snogging, seducing, raunchy love scenes were not the problem and the...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Not Sure if She's a Lesbian or Not

Christine O'Donnell Not Sure if She's a Lesbian or Not

Christine O'Donnell just can't keep those Bill Maher tapes from resurfacing and with each new one comes new information about the woman who wants to be Senator so bad, she's willing to break her own rule of not lying. "At this point in time, I'm g...

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Funny story: Clare Balding is not a dyke

Clare Balding is not a dyke

TV presenter and dental hygienist Clare Balding was delighted today to discover she wasn't a dyke. Balding complained to the PCC when an article was published in The Times by the famous dead American poet Dr Suess called the Dyke on the Bike. T...

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Funny story: Lesbian satanists suspected in Sussex golf course murder

Lesbian satanists suspected in Sussex golf course murder

Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton. Police say the corpse had been chopped up a bit and then set on fire in what some loc...

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Funny story: Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

This will set tongues wagging! Natalie Portman locks lips in a sexy girl-on-girl scene in the eagerly-anticipated thriller exploring the cut-throat world of ballet. Ballet, once thought to be the upper class, top nobs art form, is actually a seet...

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Funny story: Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures and G-Spot Productions has just announced that they have signed Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse to star in The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell. The...

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Funny story: President Gives In - Agrees To Form a Completely Gay Military Division To Be Based In San Francisco

President Gives In - Agrees To Form a Completely Gay Military Division To Be Based In San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama and the "First Mama" were in San Francisco attending The 41st Annual Gay Art Display and Sex Organ Exhibit. He was asked about the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. He shook his head and replied that he is kinda fed up talk...

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Funny story: Lesbians & Gay Men Confess

Lesbians & Gay Men Confess

The Government Equality Think Tank, announced today, that after spending 500 million pounds of public money, and questioning thousands of people over a one month period, they have discovered that Gay men are Gay, and Lesbian Women are, Lesbian. Er...

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Funny story: Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...

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Funny story: New Orleans Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Tranny Hookers Collective Sues BP

New Orleans Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Tranny Hookers Collective Sues BP

New Orleans - (Crudités): The beleaguered oil firm is being sued by the city's 50,000 'special needs' sex workers for $500 million in compensation for loss of earnings. The New Orleans GLBT Sex Workers Collective says members are normally working...

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Funny story: Gay Mississippi teen to meet Obama at White House this Tuesday

Gay Mississippi teen to meet Obama at White House this Tuesday

WASHINGTON D.C. (ABSNN) -- Constance McMillen, an 18-year-old lesbian at the center of a controversial cancellation of her high school prom, will meet President Obama at the White House on Tuesday at a reception for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transge...

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