Are you familiar with the UK's legal requirement to masturbate at work? That's not surprising. Out of 100 people asked the same question, everyone said 'No'. Also 30 people asked me if I was taking the piss and 12 threatened to beat me up. 3 People actually did beat me up. The 1946 UK Masturbation at Work directive In the mid 1940's it was calculated that masturbation in men accounted for...
A client facing serious charges was this morning advised by a prominent barrister to "say nowt" in court. The accused's brother told me: "What's that all about? We're paying this bloke six grand a day to represent our kid in court on charges of 's...
Washington DC: An emergency session of the 2009 State Governors Conference was held here. The 50 state governors agreed to each issue Gubernatorial Executive Orders that would bail out their state's ailing economy. The 50 state governors and all...
Washington D.C.: In a damning criticism of the US legal system, Freedom Watch, a Washington based rights group, declared Monday that the legal system in the United States had become so all encompassing that it was now "a law unto itself". Speaking...
Yesterday, Barack "Alleluia" Obama, accompanied by Led Zeppelin, burst into Hooters, New York, and declared Bible law, just after ordering a Hooters Cobb Salad. "I am sick and tired of aging rockers and Democrats over tipping topless waitresses a...
The number of asinine extradition cases being dealt with in UK courts has reached record levels, fuelled by the number of 'trivial' requests from around the World that have pissed police authorities right off and clogged up an already pathetic and da...
United Nation's child welfare advocates chastised jolly ole England for what they see as the "Les Miserable" treatment of British laddies and lassies. The Scot practice of jailing 8 year olds and the England's imprisonment of children whom are on...
Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. A new EU ruling will force tobacco companies to use fire retardant paper in all cigarettes by 2011 in a bid to cut...
George W Bush looks set to leave the world stage on an all-time high after talks with North Korea broke down with accusations that there was 'way too much' Shania Twain in the negotiations.
Salt Lake City, Utah - In an attempt to make the beehive states already confusing liquor laws even more mind blowing, Utah governor Hyrum Smith III introduced the "Sippy-cup law".
London - (Sub-Judice Mess): A top UK judge has slammed a woman QC's virulent public remarks and demanded her immediate resignation.
Always looking for a way to kick start the weak economy and always hot on the heels of the newest methods to combat crime, the California legislature has passed a law to allow police departments to train squads of psychics and swear them in as full t...
A significant amount of laws thought of as 'local' or 'British' actually come from abroad, a BBC investigation has revealed.
Capitol Hill- In an attempt to rid himself, once and for all, of the turd stories that circulate through TheSpoof.com, Dr. Maxwell lobbied today to have Congress step in. Many of the Congressmen and women agreed with Dr. Maxwell that turd stories wer...
Saudi Arabia has announced that, in a landmark reciprocal agreement with the British government and the Church of England, it will introduce British Law in place of Sharia Law from next month. The move comes after Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop...
SAN FRANCISCO -- When San Francisco police began a recent crackdown on street prostitution, some people were excited about it, but there were a few who were not, including prostitute Maxine Doogan.
Washington - The United States was declared dead today by the Federal Morgue. The cause of death was listed as drowning.
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