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Funny story: Bush In Job Switch

Bush In Job Switch

Hollywood, D.C. - If President Bush worked driving bus for Greyhound, and was suppose to take a load of passengers to Las Vegas, but ended up in Disneyland, gave it a second try, and drove to Salt Lake City, then on the third attempt, landed in Aspen, Colorado, chances are he'd lose his job. If he defended his driving and map reading skills by suggesting he send a team of wise men to Las Vega...

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Funny story: Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Las Vegas, Nevada, Nan.Com Convention -- "I've got you under my skin", crooned a generations "Chairman of the Board", little realizing that the Chairman of another generation would bring Frank Sinatra and countless other artis...

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Funny story: Collector Pays $690,000 For Decidedly Not Sexy Escort

Collector Pays $690,000 For Decidedly Not Sexy Escort

LAS VEGAS - A Houston multi-millionaire who appears to have lost his mind, or at least parts thereof, paid $690,000 at the Kruse auction for an escort. Not the exciting and speedy Anna Nicole Smith variety pictured above, but a 1975 Ford GL version,...

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Funny story: Disco Dice Nightclub opens in Las Vegas

Disco Dice Nightclub opens in Las Vegas

Last weekend a new nightclub opened in Las Vegas atop a 700-foot tall stripper pole: Disco Dice Nightclub. Paul Shanahan, owner of Disco Dice Nightclub, said the only thing harder than getting a bank to finance the $100 million dollar project was to...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas (AARP) Casino Mogul Steve Wynnwood today announced that a"French Quarter" themed casino / vacation complex in Las Vegas will likely be completed "Before the actual city is pumped dry." Claims Wynnwood "I believe...

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Funny story: Primitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims

Primitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims

God has taken his wrath out on Sin City and Las Vegas is next," said Brother Cletus Crapout of the Mountain Plains Valley Creek Community Church in Emmett, Alabama. Rev. Crapout delivered his prediction to the 15,000 present at each of the three ser...

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Funny story: Rising Oil prices gain attention of Las Vegas

Rising Oil prices gain attention of Las Vegas

Las Vegas-"This is one of the biggest new opportunities that I've seen in years," said Rico Imbroglione, when asked about the why and wherefore of the new "Oil Book" at Caesar's in Las Vegas. "This is how it works, my little inexperienced-in-the-way...

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Funny story: George Lucas hates 'Revenge of the Sith'

George Lucas hates 'Revenge of the Sith'

Director George Lucas says that he "couldn't care less" if moviegoers don't like his last and final installment of the Star Wars franchise, ‘Revenge of the Sith'. He spoke last Thursday at the ShoWest convention at Paris/Las Vegas.

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Funny story: Tiger Claims "Self-Defense"

Tiger Claims "Self-Defense"

Las Vegas, Nevada - "That bad man bit me first, and I had no choice but to defend myself," Montecore the Tiger told reporters. "No wonder he told everyone not to have me ‘put down,' because he knows that he started it."...

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Funny story: Bush Promises "Surprise Executions" in Second Term

Bush Promises "Surprise Executions" in Second Term

Las Vegas, NV - During his address to the National Guard Association of the United States, President Bush assured group that his second term would feature "many, many" executions. Wearing his trademark smirk, the President nodded and winked to the g...

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Funny story: Ben Affleck Loses Poker Winnings By Playing Poker

Ben Affleck Loses Poker Winnings By Playing Poker

After winning, $347,689 at a recent California poker tournament, Affleck has lost all of his winnings in Las Vegas...playing poker.

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Funny story: Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Las Vegas, Nevada- In an attempt to recover from stagnant record sales, Britney Spears once again got drunk and married in Las Vegas. This time her victim, er spouse, is none other than dueling pop diva Christina Aguilera.

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Funny story: Gay Marriage Effort Gets Boost

Gay Marriage Effort Gets Boost

LAS VEGAS, Nev. - The effort to legalize Gay marriages received a healthy boost this morning, as three large National Organizations threw their support behind the effort.

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Funny story: Las Vegas Rocked By Terrorist Attack

Las Vegas Rocked By Terrorist Attack

Today approximately 1,500 terrorists attacked Sin City in an unprecedented and brilliant scheme. The attackers were all disguised as Elvis impersonators.

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Funny story: Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Bill Hatstand, icon of the 'pre-punk' pop era was reunited in death with his estranged brother, Bobby Dazzler today in a funny and touching ceremony at the Las Vegas club where their career, spanning nearly 5 years, started, 5 years ago.

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