A Mass Murderer, & also holder of the title Worlds Biggest Liar, has been brought in to help an ugly guy who bullies his staff, makes old age pensioners cry, and always finishes last in debates. Tony B Liar notorious War Criminal for those who...
Even working class Rubbish Collectors think Labour are Rubbish it emerged today after a car crash involving a dustbin lorry and a volkswagen golf, in Birmingham, today just yards from where ten Labour cabinet members were standing in front of a huge...
Following the "appalling debacle" of Gordon Brown apparently dissing a former Labour Voter (see all headlines), the Labour Party have been burning the candles at HQ to discuss their next tactic. And at 3.45am this morning the white smoke appeared fro...
After being forced to hastily apologize to a voter for calling her a bigot, UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown now says that, in fact, he called her "pigoted" and not "bigoted." The reason he said was that, when he was talking to her on the campaign tra...
A source close to the Prime Minister has revealed that a second sensational lapse of microphone awareness by Gordon Brown has revealed some exceptionally worrying news. After Gordon Brown called the little old lady in the street a bigot, he reported...
Leaders of the UK feminist movement urge voters to support the Conservatives and not Labour on 6th May. Les Byan, chair of the West Fotherington Feminists Alliance said today,"Us feminists believe in equal treatment between women and men. Labour h...
Extending their campaign of hate against heterosexuals, Jacqui Smith announced that the 'users' of sexual services would be targeted and not the 'dealers'. Ms Smith said,"As part of our campaign to get as many men with criminal records as possible...
Harriet Harman announced today that if Labour lose the election on 6th May, it will be because "we are not extreme enough". "We need to distinguish ourselves more successfully from the other pro-female parties like Lib-Dems, Greens and Socialist...
The Labour Party have announced how they will cut funding for the NHS without reducing quality - by only treating sick people. A spokeswoman said,"we are wasting so much money on fringe activities and want to reacquaint the NHS with its core principl...
Socialist Reichs Bunker, LONDON: Surrounded by Gordon Browns inner conclave of sychophants, the stone faced Socialist Reichs Prime Minister, listens to a top economist explaining what needs to be done to prevent the United Kingdom losing its triple...
The Labour Party have publicly endorsed a new campaigning organisation called the Heterophobes Against Heterosexuals Army (HAHA) who have been targetting male-female couples who have been seen in public together without a chaperone. HAHA have bee...
In a coup for Spoof writers, this undercover reporter has heard that the Labour Party is planning on court action as a result of writers obtaining leaked documents pertaining to Labour Party proposals after the election. Spoof reporters have rece...
Finally bowing to criticism that Labour had a women's minister and no men's minister, Labour announced that as a sop to male voters that if any of the turkeys voted for Christmas, sorry Men voted for Labour, then they would make a new post reserved f...
The Ministry of Defence will for the first time pay 'significant' compensation to the family of the dead servicewoman killed in Afghanistan. A commentator said: "It is a terrible tragedy to lose a daughter in these appalling circumstances and the...
In order to further ensure the votes of women in general and single mothers in particular, Labour have announced plans to rename the failing child support agency with a more accurate title based on what it is ACTUALLY there for - Mother Support Agenc...
In order to appear tough on crime in the run up to the election, Labour plan to use further profiling to target resources on those most likely to commit crime in the future. In addition to plans to build another 100,000 places to lock men up inde...
Both Labour and the Conservatives today wheeled out a host of historical figures to back their election campaigns and warn about the dangers of a Liberal Democrat win. In an open letter to the Guardian, some of the top figures from the school hist...
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