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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is

Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is

Twilight's hot vampyre chick Kristen Stewart and her hunky hero Robert Pattinson have been filming some super steamy and satanically sexy honeymoon scenarios for the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie. But while such scenes were a cinch for the towering...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"

HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...

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Funny story: 174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

Summit Entertainment, the movie studio which has made approximately $905 jillion dollars moistening the panties of young women via the 'Twilight' movie series, has landed in hot water after 174 fans of the new 'Twilight: Eclipse' DVD were hspitalized...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Attacked By Daleks!

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Attacked By Daleks!

In a spirited attempt to rack up as many stories as possible for a given month, crap website TheSpoof.com has plumbed new depths in its search for an informed readership. By claiming that Twilight stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Afraid He Will Hurt Kristen Stewart During Twilight Love Scenes

Robert Pattinson Afraid He Will Hurt Kristen Stewart During Twilight Love Scenes

The latest out of Brazil is that Twilight star Robert Pattinson is afraid he might hurt his co-star and lover Kristen Stewart during some rough and tumble love scenes in the next film. "Kristen is a small lady and I would like for us to use stand-...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies. A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered i...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

If you ever wondered why Robert Pattinson is so taken with Kristen Stewart, you might check the photos online today of the filming of 'Breaking Dawn, The Twilight Saga". Of course, Pattison is wearing swimming trunks in some of the shots but the w...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Having CCD Will Not Change Wedding Plans!

Kristen Stewart Having CCD Will Not Change Wedding Plans!

Robert Pattinson says that he will stay with their plans and marry Kristen Stewart even though she has been diagnosed this week with having CCD. "I don't care what Kristen has. Let me rephrase, despite the fact that Kristen has been diagnosed with...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Naked Geometry

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Naked Geometry

"Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the sexiest geeks in town! They bring tragic vampyre passion to the field of abstract math and topology. They like nothing better than to strip totally naked at their bohemian apartment in Much Wenlock, Shropshire, England, UK and go straight for the jugular with some serious homotopy shit. These kids are genuine bloodsucking boffins! Now for the first...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In Bonnie And Clyde Remake

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In Bonnie And Clyde Remake

Executives at a major studio are confident that they are close to clinching a deal with Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tying them to a remake of the 1967 gangster movie, Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were a...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the results! "I have nothing against either the T...

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Funny story: Dozens of body doubles auditioned for Kristen Stewart's intimate, naked honeymoon scenes

Dozens of body doubles auditioned for Kristen Stewart's intimate, naked honeymoon scenes

Hollywood - (Nude Ass Mess): "Facially, some of them looked more like grizzly bears than our own beloved Kristen," Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon said today, "bodily, however, they're all dead ringers." The movie man was addressing a press co...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen!

Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen!

The latest news from Twilight had been that star Robert Pattinson was going to make the proposal as Edward Cullen to Isabella a real one and that she would know that it's real because he will have designed the ring himself. They also reported that...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever

There's nothing fake or ephemeral about fey children of the night star-crossed vampyre couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, says Celebrity Matchmaker Titti Banger, writes Carrie N Crowe, Recycled Neo-Gothic Farrago Correspondent. Millionai...

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