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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant, the master of "Ball Control" and now the master of the "Back Pedalers" is trying to do some self damage control after his homophobic rant. During the game against the San Antonio Spurs when Bryant was given a 'Technical'...

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Funny story: NBA Fines Kobe $100,000 for Derogatory Comment: "No More Slurs, You Purple-Gummed Cotton Harvester."

NBA Fines Kobe $100,000 for Derogatory Comment: "No More Slurs, You Purple-Gummed Cotton Harvester."

An NBA spokesman says the league has fined Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant $100,000 for apparently using a derogatory homophobic term about a referee in a game on Tuesday. "Kobe Bryant's comment during last night's game was offensive and inexcusab...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

SAN ANTONIO - Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest looked like a runaway freight train as he slammed into two fans sitting in the front row of San Antonio's ATT Center during the recent Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game. One of the fa...

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Funny story: The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

LOS ANGELES - The fans attending the 60th Annual NBA All-Star game at The Staples Center in Los Angeles definitely got their money's worth as they watched quite a point scoring exhibition. After the California dust had settled the players from the...

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Funny story: Local Waiter Really Needs LeBron James to Place His Order

Local Waiter Really Needs LeBron James to Place His Order

John Bridges, a waiter at the Blue Pointe Grill in Cleveland, cannot continue to wait for LeBron James to place his dinner order. Bridges, who has been with the restaurant for over 3 years has, "like 6 other tables" and would really love it if James...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals. She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?" When asked the question again, she exploded...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Sells Los Angeles Lakers Game Ball On eBay

Jack Nicholson Sells Los Angeles Lakers Game Ball On eBay

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears as though the nation's economic recession has now even hit some of the Hollywood celebrities. Two weeks ago Snoop Dog had to sell one of his two Lamborghini's, Paris Hilton had to sell one of her hotels, and Kirstie...

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Funny story: Kobe to get Privileged Dick Award

Kobe to get Privileged Dick Award

Governor Arnold is to award the coveted golden penis award to NBA star Kobe Bryant in an award ceremony later today.

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Flip Flops On Demands Lakers Trade Him

Kobe Bryant Flip Flops On Demands Lakers Trade Him

Nine time NBA all-star Kobe bryant of the Los Angeles demanded early Wednesday that he be traded. He felt that the team was not trying to rebuild fast enough and that he was lied to by team management about that rebuilding two years ago. Three hour...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Civil Trial Before Oklahoma Judge

Kobe Bryant Civil Trial Before Oklahoma Judge

US District Judge Richard Matsch, the no nonsense federal judge who presided over the Oklahoma City bombing trials of Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, will be hearing the civil suit filed against Kobe Bryant by the woman involved in the sexual hara...

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