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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

LOS ANGELES - The latest starlet to mention the dreaded "D" word is Jessica Simpson, who was a big hit as Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson, who recently had her second child from fiancé Eric Johnson, spoke to Fajita San G...

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Funny story: What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.

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Funny story: Emma Watson expecting twins

Emma Watson expecting twins

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Responds To The Alleged Britney Spears Pass

Demi Lovato Responds To The Alleged Britney Spears Pass

HOLLYWOOD - X-Factor judge Demi Lovato has finally addressed the persistent rumor about an alleged pass that fellow judge Britney Spears made just after the show's finale. Lovato said that she was in her dressing room backstage when Britney walked...

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Funny story: Now that fat is a disease, Disney to reopen Habit Heroes exhibit

Now that fat is a disease, Disney to reopen Habit Heroes exhibit

DISNEYWORLD, FL - Now that obesity has been declared a disease, Disney World is reopening its Habit heroes exhibit. The "innovention" was closed down, supposedly for "repairs," after parents and educators alike condemned the attraction for "shaming"...

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Funny story: Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck made the following statement today. Clever how he can do that. Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By the way, what is that stuff that leaks out of them? The smell! what the hell do they eat!? I think Jennifer saw one...

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Funny story: iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

Apple have gone back to basics with their latest offering in the iPhone stable. "We've redesigned the whole phone," said Anne Summers, head of research and development. "We went to the people and asked them what they wanted." In hindsight, the...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...

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Funny story: Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong. "For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...

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Funny story: Cats causing sharp rise in child neglect

Cats causing sharp rise in child neglect

Welfare group Kids'R'Us says kids will suffer as parents struggle with cats. Record numbers of children are likely to be taken away from their families this year as parents try to fight off massive public sector cats. Parents in households wher...

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Funny story: Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.

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Funny story: Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons. "Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...

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Funny story: Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...

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Funny story: Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus. It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...

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Funny story: Lying To Children

Lying To Children

Studies have proven time and again that children are evil or at the very least manipulative little bastards only out for themselves and their own mysterious political agendas. However new research might have finally concluded that parents (of childre...

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Funny story: Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements. "It seems that over the last 20 years t...

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Funny story: Science Destroys Childhoods

Science Destroys Childhoods

Something that hasn't escaped Back and to the Left news attention is that children, of all ages and sexes, are inherently stupid. It seems new scientific studies are being conducted all the time with children as their main subjects. The findings...

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