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Funny story: Katie Price: My New Posh Best Friend

Katie Price: My New Posh Best Friend

From her daily Price conference, currently on tour in Los Angeles, the artist occasionally known as Jordan exclusively revealed how her and Lady Posh of Beckham are now best friends. Katie said, "As you all know ME and Posh have had our difference...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre

Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre

The second husband belonging to supermodel Katie Price, Alex Reid, has today sent a message containing a stark warning her first husband, Peter Andre. Cross-dressing Reid, Katie's most recent marriage acquisition, did not attend the press conferen...

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Funny story: Katie Price and The Price is Right

Katie Price and The Price is Right

Katie Price wants to see the return of the television game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT, even although Katie Price is very often wrong. Price wants to host the new game show which previously ran from 24th March 1984 to January 2007. Over the years the...

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Funny story: Katie Price Refused Entry To Party

Katie Price Refused Entry To Party

Katie Price has not succeeded in gaining entry to Elton John's Oscars Party. Disguised as a big blue flamenco dancing drag queen she tried to sneak past security, but was rumbled and asked to leave. Price was forced to try the stunt after she receiv...

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Funny story: Peter Andre In Hiding

Peter Andre In Hiding

I have received unconfirmed reports that singer/songwriter Peter Andre has gone into hiding and may cancel the remainder of his tour. His whereabouts are unknown and his management are not answering their phones. His disappearance is believed by s...

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Funny story: Katie Price Slams Dance

Katie Price Slams Dance

Model mum and perfume giant, Katie Price, was fuming this morning when she gave her daily press conference from her baby-making trip to Los Angeles. Today's topic was what she thinks about her ex-husband's UK tour. In yet another attack on Peter A...

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Funny story: Posh v. Price: The Anticipation

Posh v. Price: The Anticipation

It is rumoured that the forthcoming Oscars Celebration Party held by Sir Elton John will be the location for one of the most anticipated cat-fights of all time. Arch-rivals Katie Price and Victoria Beckham are set to come face to face for the first t...

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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid regret decision to get married by a Gary Glitter look-a-like

Katie Price and Alex Reid regret decision to get married by a Gary Glitter look-a-like

Old Tango tits and her tango tit have discovered today that they are not actually legally married. The Reverend Mose Henney did not have a proper licence at the time of the ceremony after previously being forced to resign amidst allegations of imp...

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Funny story: Katie Price: I'll Do Cheryl Book First

Katie Price: I'll Do Cheryl Book First

Critically acclaimed author and literary phenomenon, Katie Price is to write the unofficial autobiography of heartbroken national sweetheart, Cheryl Cole. The book, which Price has given a working title of Cheryl's Seedy, is planned to tarnish Ms...

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Funny story: Katie Price's Unreal Marriage

Katie Price's Unreal Marriage

Best selling author Katie Price has found herself on dodgy ground today as the validity of her second marriage to cross-dressing cage-fighter Alex Reid has been called into question. As I reported a few weeks ago Alex was created for Price by her...

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Funny story: Katie Price: Yet Another Exclusive

Katie Price: Yet Another Exclusive

Katie Price has exclusively revealed how her ex-husband is exclusively trying to destroy her career. Aussie singer, Peter Andre, was exclusively married to Katie for five years, but they exclusively split and exclusively divorced last year. Speaki...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Star In Blockbuster

Katie Price To Star In Blockbuster

British phenomenon Katie Price (aka Jordan) is to star as herself in a forthcoming biopic about her turbulent and eventful life. Based on her 110 autobiographies Katie is expected to reveal even more about herself, although it is hard to see what th...

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Funny story: Katie Price Chases Alex To L.A.

Katie Price Chases Alex To L.A.

Businesswoman and glamour model Katie Price is currently in Los Angeles with her entourage of beauticians and hairdressers following an escape bid by her second husband, Alex Reid. I can reveal that Alex broke free of his custom-built cage style p...

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Funny story: Peter Andre And Alex Reid To Feature Together In Pointless News Article

Peter Andre And Alex Reid To Feature Together In Pointless News Article

Katie Price aka Jordan was cock a hoop last night as she struck a six figure deal with an international publisher for the exclusive rights to publish details of an interview with Peter Andre and Alex Reid - to be conducted in the same room. It rem...

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Funny story: Katie Price Knocks Out Reid's Manager

Katie Price Knocks Out Reid's Manager

Alex Reid's manager and friend of 12 years has gone head to head with Reid's wife and glamour model, Katie Price, and lost. Since Price's whirlwind wedding to Reid in Las Vegas last month she has been demanding that Reid gives full control of his...

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Funny story: Katie Price has had her centre of gravity surgically removed

Katie Price has had her centre of gravity surgically removed

Katie Price's press agent today confirmed that the over-inflated glamour model has had her centre of gravity surgically removed and relocated in Siberia, but denied the recent rumours in Hokem! Magazine that this was in preparation for a third breast...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Pays The Price

Ashley Cole Pays The Price

Footballer Ashley Cole is reported to be in emotional turmoil following his marriage break-up. He is currently residing at a sports clinic in France where he is being treated for injuries ahead of the World Cup Finals. It is said he is struggling to...

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