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Funny story: Palace Inquest As Waxwork Dummies Perform Royal Visit

Palace Inquest As Waxwork Dummies Perform Royal Visit

Buckingham Palace has reluctantly admitted that a Royal Visit didn't feature Prince William or Kate Middleton, but in actual fact their waxwork replicas. Suspicions were aroused when officials noticed the pair were unusually quiet and unco-operati...

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Funny story: Obama: I shall abdicate the Presidency in favor of Prince William

Obama: I shall abdicate the Presidency in favor of Prince William

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) President Barack Obama is resigning at the end of April to allow for the installment of the first British Monarch to rule over the North American "colonies' since George III. As of May 1, 2012, Prince William, Duke of Cambridg...

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Funny story: William and Kate waxworks cast from Diana and Dodi remoulds

William and Kate waxworks cast from Diana and Dodi remoulds

London - "Of course underneath that royal blue engagement frock she isn't wearing knickers, hehe," an exhibition organiser tweeted today, "pretty much like on her wedding day!" The craven images' debut tomorrow will see melted down Princess Diana...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding merchandise floods eBay

Royal Wedding merchandise floods eBay

Large handled mugs, mismatched saucers, too small plates, celebratory foot muffs and Wills and Kate wigs are just some of the items that have been appearing on eBay over recent weeks. All of the items have one thing in common, they are Royal Wedding...

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Funny story: Kate is virtually bald says celeb hairdresser

Kate is virtually bald says celeb hairdresser

London - "Underneath she's bald as a Coutts bank manager, hehe," Kensington crimper to the stars Ray 'Mr Queasy-Squeezy' Bessone Jr said this weekend. Apparently Kate's had weeks of Wayne Rooney-style surgery that transplanted a pesky mustache ont...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton has the painters in

Kate Middleton has the painters in

Kate nee Middleton has got the decorators in this week, what with Aunt Flo coming to visit, she felt it was the right time of the month to put a bit of colour in the house. "Aunt Flo is quite demanding about décor," said interior decorator, Tim O'...

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Funny story: Beeb's Newsfright discovers grim A4e secret: ex CEO is Cherie Blair/Lord Lucan's daughter, yuck!

Beeb's Newsfright discovers grim A4e secret: ex CEO is Cherie Blair/Lord Lucan's daughter, yuck!

London - Presenter Jeremy Poxman, no relation, is said to be gobsmacked by the headlines tonight. A hush-hush probe into the training/recruitment company that harvested £200m a year from government con-tricks - er...contracts! - has finally found...

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Funny story: Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

London - Some spectral hexoplasm shaped like a sleepwalking Kate Middleton has slid out from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies stark raving bonkers. The apparition emanated in the monarch's bedchamber close to midnight after a tr...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's eggs frozen

Kate Middleton's eggs frozen

London - The 'Sunni (sick) side up' logo has been stamped all over daft Queen Consort wannabe Kate Middleton's donated ova at a non-Shia egg bank in Upper Harley Street. William and his self-publicising missus were spotted last weekend outside t...

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Funny story: 'Brave' Kate togged out in hideous crimplene

'Brave' Kate togged out in hideous crimplene

London - Global style icon and royal gravy train sponger Kate Middleton wowed Oxford crowds today with a hideous brown shirtwaister last seen on Coronation Street's Hilda Ogden. "All that was missing were some curlers and the ubiquitous headscarf,...

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Funny story: Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America

Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America

LONDON-In what is being hailed as the most significant news since the death of Osama Bin Laden several months ago, which in itself was the biggest news since the royal wedding a couple days before that, the royal couple has dumbfounded scientists the...

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Funny story: Queen's Valentine's Day seizure as Middleton family's 'Meet The Fockers' video diary published

Queen's Valentine's Day seizure as Middleton family's 'Meet The Fockers' video diary published

London - It was a 'Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle? Imagine how he would have turned out if I had had two?' kinda moment according to Carole and Michael Middleton's description of their first tête-à-tête with Charles and Camilla...

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Funny story: Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip

Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip

Liverpool - A trip to a Scouser dry bar in Liverpool city center has been fixed up by some moronic puppet master pulling the Palace's Valentine's Day strings. Tuesday's visit by Kate Middleton is flummoxing Merseyside teetotallers who reckon she s...

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Funny story: Princess Kate Sends Wills's Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic

Princess Kate Sends Wills's Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic

The Duchess of Cambridge has emptied Prince William's wardrobe of his best suits and some casual wear and despatched them post haste to the South Atlantic. The move is in direct response to sabre rattling by Argentine President Cristina Kirchner w...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton seen 'walking the dog' near Kensington Palace

Kate Middleton seen 'walking the dog' near Kensington Palace

London - Strict No Smoking, No Drugging, No Soliciting bylaws form crucial components of the Kensington Palace tenancy agreement covering poodle fakirs (sic) and their molls. Last night a hooded, muffled figure was seen strolling in Kensington Gar...

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Funny story: Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum

Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum

London - A TV presenter's quip about deporting 'problem families' to the far flung archipelago has morphed into an exciting new project. Sky News reporter Colin Brazier's suggestion about sending 120,000 miscreant families each costing the taxpaye...

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Funny story: Prince William becomes patron saint of offenders charity

Prince William becomes patron saint of offenders charity

London - An ex-lags self-help club has picked Prince William to be its official mouthpiece it was announced today. The Royal Gravytrains Anonymous sinecure comes just days after Kate Middleton took on the patronage of the Snouts-in-the-Trough Asso...

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