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Funny story: Young Male Reporters Refuse to Interview Kate Gosselin

Young Male Reporters Refuse to Interview Kate Gosselin

The word on the street is "horny mom of eight looking for mate." Those words have stricken fear in many a young, fairly good looking single news reporter assigned to do a story on Kate Gosselin lately. Never in the history of media have so many young...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Serves Pet Rooster for Dinner

Kate Gosselin Serves Pet Rooster for Dinner

This week's installment of Kate Plus Eight entitled "We Named the Pet Rooster Jon" has Kate using every opportunity she can to let her audience know in no uncertain terms that her life is shit because she has the kids and the big house in boring Penn...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Sends the Kids to Kiddie Boot Camp

Kate Gosselin Sends the Kids to Kiddie Boot Camp

An upcoming episode of Kate Plus Eight, has Kate Gosselin talking to a rough and ready Marine drill sergeant who runs a high-octane, no-nonsense summer "boot" camp program for children called Kiddie Boot Camp. This is one show you don't want to miss.

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Face after Botox Scares the Hell out of Her Kids

Kate Gosselin's Face after Botox Scares the Hell out of Her Kids

Most people agree that Kate Gosselin was looking pretty bitchin' there for awhile with her cute hairstyle, deep tan and her hard body. But now, after she apparently has had some botox injections around her eyes, she just looks bitchy. It appears as i...

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Funny story: Fans Want Jon and Kate Gosselin to Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

Fans Want Jon and Kate Gosselin to Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

American Idol asked the fans who they thought should replace Simon Cowell and they responded loud and clear, "We want Jon and Kate Gosselin to be the next big thing on American Idol." Most everyone agrees that it has never really been about the co...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Finally Snaps

Kate Gosselin Finally Snaps

Kate Gosselin is very angry with her ex, John Gosselin, after he filed papers to get custody of the kids. Apparently he also had his agent call all the tabloids and sent them some pics. "He's out horsing around all the time. He has no time for tho...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Shocked to Find Out She Won't Appear on Bachelorette

Kate Gosselin Shocked to Find Out She Won't Appear on Bachelorette

Kate has to hear it through the grapevine like everyone else. She is definitely not being considered for the next season of the Bachelorette or any special Bachelorette shows upcoming on ABC. A spokesperson for ABC told Ryan Seacrest this when he (Se...

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Funny story: The Pornographic Film "Tongue In Cheek" Starring Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Named Best Porn Picture of The Year

The Pornographic Film "Tongue In Cheek" Starring Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Named Best Porn Picture of The Year

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Pornographic Motion Picture Guild has just named the film Tongue In Cheek as The Best Porn Movie of The Year. The movie which stars Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was shot in location in and around Cabo...

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Funny story: Kate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin

Kate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin

READING, Pennsylvania - After having her reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 cancelled, divorcing Jon, and making a complete fool of herself on Dancing With The Stars, Kate Gosselin, alias King Kate is back, $7,000 hair extensions and all. And that i...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot Tapped for Tarantino Remake of 'Death be not Proud!'

Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot Tapped for Tarantino Remake of 'Death be not Proud!'

Follywood is abuzz with the electric news that Master of Gore, Quentin Tarintino has cast Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot as the leads in the remake of John Gunther's heroic novel "Death Be Not Proud' along with his promise of a new and hor...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Claims Jon Tried to Sabotage New Show

Kate Gosselin Claims Jon Tried to Sabotage New Show

Wyomissing, PA - Just hours after Kate Gosselin stated that things between her and her ex-husband Jon were going ok, all hell broke loose. The kids were dropped off after a visit with dad and were walking into the house with baggies full of grape...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Hairdresser Wants to Give Willie Nelson a Makeover

Kate Gosselin's Hairdresser Wants to Give Willie Nelson a Makeover

"Oh my good Lord in Heaven have mercy on my soul," was the reaction from one of the hair stylists at Kate Gosselin's old hairdresser salon in Pennsylvania. "Who the hell did that to him?" When they found out that Willie, himself, took the scissors...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's a Skanky Ho, Dad?"

Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's a Skanky Ho, Dad?"

New York, NY - Jon Gosselin has a new young girlfriend, Ellen Ross and this weekend, he brought six of his kids home to meet her and spend time in his new apartment. Ellen is just the latest in a long string of girlfriends Jon's gone through since be...

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Funny story: Fan Mistakes Kate Gosselin for Kathie Lee Gifford, Kate Livid

Fan Mistakes Kate Gosselin for Kathie Lee Gifford, Kate Livid

New York, NY - A Kathie Lee Gifford fan got quite a rude awakening this past weekend when she received a verbal dressing down from Kate Gosselin in what bystanders called an honest mistake. Said Soozie Swipper, "I had just gotten out of my book c...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Phillies Organization Has Scheduled A "Taser Night"

The Philadelphia Phillies Organization Has Scheduled A "Taser Night"

PHILADELPHIA - The Philadelphia Phillies organization hoping to ward off dozens of more fans running onto the field during Phillies baseball games has decided to schedule a "Taser Night." Julie Carolina Fiffenbacker, 51, a spokesperson for the Phi...

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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

In a rare, never before seen move on Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are begging Kate Gosselin to come back and compete. "There's been a terrible mistake," said a spokesperson. "The judges were honestly under the assumption that they wer...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin is Considering Taking Legal Action Against Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin is Considering Taking Legal Action Against Dancing With The Stars

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the mother on the cancelled reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and Dancing With The Stars castoff has stated that she is seriously considering suing the reality dancing show. Gosselin said that the only reaso...

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