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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden acting on over 4 million requests from Republicans as well as from Democrats, has just signed what he is calling The Trump Colloquial Redundancy Presidential Executive Order. First Lady, Dr. Jill…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…

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Funny story: Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon

Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon

LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…

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Funny story: The Hoarse Whisperer Strikes Again: “Pay Them More.”

The Hoarse Whisperer Strikes Again: “Pay Them More.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mr. Joe has picked up a new trick. Noting that no one was listening to him while he was reading off his ever-present Teleprompter, he now - just when everyone is on the edge of their seat - about to fall asleep, wakens them by whi…

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Funny story: Biden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message

Biden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Joe Biden and the First Lady announced Saturday that the family dog Champ, a 13-year old German Shepherd, died peacefully at the Biden’s home in Delaware. To the casual observer, the announcement might pass as a simpl…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash

President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…

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Funny story: Bishops Rebuke Catholic Politicians (Biden) Who Support Abortion Rights

Bishops Rebuke Catholic Politicians (Biden) Who Support Abortion Rights

How many bishops have been pregnant, anyway? One? Two? Yes? No? None? Okay. How many are going on pregnancy number five, and you aren’t Ethel Kennedy with a bankroll for nannies? No? None? Okay. Then the kid grows up and they're rejected f…

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Funny story: Trump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election

Trump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump flew into Baltimore to get a root canal done. And as he was leaving the dentist’s office, he was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo, if he is ever going to admit that he lost the presidential el…

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Funny story: President Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump

President Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump

GENEVA, Switizerland – (Satire News) – The leaders of the two greatest nations on the face of the earth met at the Biden-Putin Summit in Geneva, and they had some good, drawn out, heated discussions. First they talked about the Summer Olympics in…

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that the government will no longer charge taxes on prophylactics aka condoms, rubbers, raincoats, etc. She noted that President Biden in an effort to get…

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Funny story: Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

With a Bachelor of Arfs degree, President Biden’s dog Major graduated from Trump University and is now allowed to move back into the White House. However, the Secret Service people have their fingers crossed and tree climbing running shoes on while M…

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Funny story: Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

When Donald Trump learned that Queen Elizabeth invited the Bidens for a sleepover at Windsor, he exploded. He never had such an invite. He tried to telephone the Queen and ask why he had never been invited for a sleepover, but the Palace telephon…

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Funny story: The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…

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Funny story: Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public

Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public

“Bubbles, what’s up? Are you going to serve “tea” to Joe Biden and dent our friendly relationship?" “You know my duty, Barry. And rumor has it; Joe can't wait. And it would help if you remembered, I am the Queen. Unlike some of the younger members…

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Funny story: Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Nancy Pelosi assumed the presidency as next in succession while President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris were absent in foreign countries earlier this week. Her "term" as president was not reported until today. Among other actions, she…

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Funny story: The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…

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