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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

A huge black cloud of despondency hung over Stamford Bridge at the weekend, when it was announced that the grandfather of Chelsea captain John Terry had been found dead at home.

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Funny story: Did Mourinho abuse referee in Jawa?

Did Mourinho abuse referee in Jawa?

JOSE MOURINHO has denied referee Mike Riley's claims he swore at him in Portuguese in the players' tunnel after Sunday's FA Cup game between Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur, which finished in a 3-3 draw.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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Funny story: Wenger Slams 'Pontius Pilate' Linesman

Wenger Slams 'Pontius Pilate' Linesman

Arsenal manager and Frenchman, Arsene Wenger, slammed the linesman in last weekend's Carling Cup Final exit, comparing him to "Pontius Pilate", the man who betrayed Christ. Wenger spoke of "the betraya...

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Funny story: John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby

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Funny story: Chinese takeover Chelsea

Chinese takeover Chelsea

After the American invasion of Liverpool, who knew another British Football power would fall so soon. In a fulfillment of the Domino Theory tanks from the People's Republic of China have seized Chelsea.

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Funny story: Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal

Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal

In a move that is set to shake English football to its very foundations, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will tomorrow leave the club to take up the reins at Championship strugglers Hull City.

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Funny story: Mourinho and Chelsea on Verge of Another Breakup!

Mourinho and Chelsea on Verge of Another Breakup!

The soap opera drags on as Chelsea and Manager Mourinho find issue after issue to keep them apart.

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Funny story: Mourinho announces: I'm stayin' with Chelsea

Mourinho announces: I'm stayin' with Chelsea

Shock and awe were the only words to describe the reaction to Manager Mourinho's announcement! Mourinho will be staying at Chelsea Clinton's flat. How the swarthy dude managed to manage his way into that love pad is more than any of us in the...

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Funny story: Chelsea Striker Diddles Mourinho and Management

Chelsea Striker Diddles Mourinho and Management

Didier "The Diddler" Drogba, Chelsea Striker, claimed yesterday that Jose Mourinho and angry management were bringing the team down.

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Funny story: Mourinho: 'I'll stay if Chelsea supports me'

Mourinho: 'I'll stay if Chelsea supports me'

Mourinho has announced he will happily stay at Stamford Bridge providing he has the support of Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former White House lecher and his often chilly wife, the senator.

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Funny story: Chelsea Announce New Kit And Sponsorship Deals

Chelsea Announce New Kit And Sponsorship Deals

Premiership Chelsea have announced kit change plans and a new sponsor for the 2007/08 season.

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Funny story: Chelsea will play without referees, following FA offer snub

Chelsea will play without referees, following FA offer snub

Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho today announced that they would no longer agree to allow referees at their matches. It follows the sensational rejection by the English FA this morning of Chelsea's offer to "buy" all premiership referees fo...

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Funny story: Shevchenko "confidence slump" after failure in barn-door training

Shevchenko "confidence slump" after failure in barn-door training

Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, is reported to be sticking with troubled striker Adriy Shevchenko despite the £30 million man's inability to hit a barn-door even once during his hour-long training session at a Staffordshire stable earlier this we...

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