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Funny story: Terry the Infidel taken Hostage - Again?

Terry the Infidel taken Hostage - Again?

Terry Jones the famous hostage known worldwide as Terry the infidel has been taken hostage yet again! Jones shot to fame on youtube for the most hilarious hostage video ever released in which several of the captors were laughing at something Jone...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Following newspaper reports that Chelsea Skipper John Terry wants to talk to representatives from Manchester City with one eye on a very lucrative contract, our contact at City, Boner Sweetlove told us: "It's all true. JT wants a chat with Sparky...

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Funny story: Footballer Held Prisoner By Club

Footballer Held Prisoner By Club

A footballer is believed to have been held prisoner by a football club. Reports suggest that the manager, Carlos Thatsyourlotti, wanted to keep the player locked up forever. The player in question, influential centre half Terry Terry, was locked a cu...

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Funny story: John Terry abused by fans

John Terry abused by fans

Chelsea and England captain John Terry yesterday relived the moment that he was abused by a West Ham fan during a weekend match. "I was about to take a throw-in when, out the corner of my eye, I saw a kid put his thumbs in his ears and waggle his...

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Funny story: John Terry Transfer Shock

John Terry Transfer Shock

Sources close to Stamford Bridge have said that Chelsea and England captain John Terry may be on his way out of the club amid claims that "the dressing room is divided". Terry said in an interview last week, that he had supported sacked boss Luiz...

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Funny story: John Terry - I'm No Ladyboy

John Terry - I'm No Ladyboy

England footballer John Terry has come out and denied that he is actually a cross dressing pervert. Recent revelations in the British gutter press suggested that 'Lucky' Lucy Smith was a looky-likey for the Chelsea captain. Strapping Big John...

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Funny story: John Terry for Hull City-Betting Suspended

John Terry for Hull City-Betting Suspended

A general alert was issued by bookmakers earlier toady after a large man in a Hoofer of St George top was seen with a large kit bag of cash entering betting shops in the surrey area looking for eleven to four for penalty king John "Dr Foster&quo...

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Funny story: John Terry, future manager of Chelsea, exposed as cheating scam

John Terry, future manager of Chelsea, exposed as cheating scam

Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich has decided to make John Terry the manager of his team.

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Funny story: John Terry called up for England Team

John Terry called up for England Team

Despite her disastrous penalty in Moscow John Terry has been picked for the England women's team.

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Funny story: John Terry To Appear In Silent Movies

John Terry To Appear In Silent Movies

After his skillful penalty miss in the Champions' League final in Moscow, Chelsea captain John 'Ooh Betty' Terry is to appear in a series of silent films. Director Buster Keaton has come out of retirement to guide Mr. Terry in his new career, and...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Football Club, who lost last night's Champions League Final to Manchester United on penalties, have ended the season without any success whatsoever, and have decided to sell their trophy cabinet.

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Funny story: Terry defends Drogba - mascot in stable condition.

Terry defends Drogba - mascot in stable condition.

John Terry has launched a strong defence of the Chelsea teams actions on Saturday which left one of the team mascots in a stable but critical condition in a west London Hospital.

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Funny story: John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...

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Funny story: Drogba Signs For Fulham

Drogba Signs For Fulham

Didier Drogba, the unsettled Chelsea striker, has signed for London neighbours Fulham in a surprise deal on the eve of the Blues' fixture against the Craven Cottage side tomorrow.

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Funny story: Injured Chelsea Captain Dreads 'Bracist' Comments

Injured Chelsea Captain Dreads 'Bracist' Comments

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- Injured Chelsea captain John Terry said yesterday he is "dreading" his return to fitness this season because of bracist fans.

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Funny story: "I'm not afraid of my feminine side" claims Terry

"I'm not afraid of my feminine side" claims Terry

John Terry, the 26 year old Chelsea and England defender, known throughout the game for his tough tackling and heavy drinking, has shocked the footballing world by claiming he is no longer embarrassed to express his feminine side.

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Funny story: Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Arjen Robbing, the Chelsea whinger and diver, has agreed personal terms with Spanish footballing giants Real Madrid and will sign for them as soon as he gets back to his feet.

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